Now that your dead I can finally admit it...
 

I loved you I-mockery forums.

I loved you.

:(

I would love to give a eulogy that says you were good, that you did good in this world, and that the world will be worse off without you. But I can't lie so brazenly under God's roof. So here is the truth. You were, from day one, an awful bitch I-mockery forums.

But I still loved you.

RIP I-mockery Forums

:(

I remember during a very difficult time in my life I confided in you I-mockery Forums. I broke my anonymity and spilled my guts. I didn't hide anything and when I was done you gazed at me with those brilliant searching eyes, those eyes I trusted implicitly, and you said something I'll never forget, "what're you, gay?"

It hurt so bad

but I forgive you I-mockery Forums

I forgive you

:(

Some people claim to be feminist, imagining themselves as modern day Simone De Beauvoirs. Believing that they stand unwavering against traditional gender roles, against the status quo. But nobody nowhere can claim to have hated the patriarchy more than I-mockery Forums did. Why when one of our friends would come to us with the heavy news that their father had passed away, I-mockery Forums' face would light up with such bliss that nobody would believe such euphoria could come from the orphaning of a friend. Soon she would, unprovoked, begin to verbally savage our once friend and their dead father. Extreme? Maybe, but she was only following her moral compass and I've always respected that.

Still I'm glad my father has outlived her.

Goodbye I-mockery Forums.

:(

:tear

its not dead, its just dormant ~

I blame the Jews.

I blame the rapid influx of mexicans.

you were all terrible people and I fucking hate you

now we just need credits with a list of who was whose character

I guess its just time to admit I'm one of Khals many characters. :\

:/

You guys should have freed Jixby

Sad to see this place in it's current state but when you have such an insular community a slow and painful death is expected.

Shit looking at my reg date it just dawned on me that I was 20 when I registered here. :(

I was 15. Yeesh.

Oh, hey, what does the girl in your avatar look like now?

I have no idea. I haven't seen or heard anything from her in at least 5 years.

I think she's a dancer now.

I'm actually Tadao. Srry guyz.

Now you don't know how to feel about my masturbation.

I am pub's adopted hamster :<

So, who was Don Carlson?

Some pedophile who tricks children into his "work room"

Kay-kiokio cowboy...

:tear

i loved you too i-mockery forums, even if my first appearance on you was as part of a raid

You will always be in my cold dead heart, I-Mockery forums.

I'm just stopping by to bring flowers. I missed the funeral.

CHRISTMAS AVATAR IN AUGUST

I DO NOT CARE ANYMORE

wait then who was the chacacter of pram maven?

i always thought it was tadao

or maybe im thinking of the coolinator

wat

I've had this one for like two years. :(

It's true. Might as well post this again. :boohoo

Nah, as much as that would have been fun, my only annoying character is Tadao :sadclownface

One is quite enough for anyone anyway. :posh

U mean Tardo? XD

I refuse to argue with myself.

Fuck you reading this.

The I-mockery forums will always be in my repressed memories as part of the -middleschool era-

oh fucking christ

I log it under "embarrassing developmental years"

This forum needs more Sam and less Guitar Woman.

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jesus christ what was wrong with me

A lot of things