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HickMan Mar 1st, 2005 02:55 PM

you guys must be gay :rolleyes

Rongi Mar 1st, 2005 02:57 PM

f*ck u

HickMan Mar 1st, 2005 03:04 PM

sry ;(

Guitar Woman Mar 1st, 2005 04:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Esuohlim
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Originally Posted by Guitar Woman
I just read this whole thread >:

lol did you get to the part on one of the pages where we made up the new mandatory rule that people who publicly announce that they've read the entire thread must read it again no well maybe you really didn't actually read it or else you wouldn't have made that mistake well get going anyway

I just read it again. What now smartypants?

rockets redglare Mar 1st, 2005 04:31 PM

Well since you've just public announed it again...

Esuohlim Mar 1st, 2005 05:10 PM

Yeah seriously Guitar Woman you aren't too bright are you well that's why you're a woman lol am i right guys? :highfive

Sam Mar 2nd, 2005 04:22 PM

Yesterday I went to the doctors and he took out a golfball sized tumor out of my back, now I have a golfball sized hole in my back and it's leaking. :puke

And when he was done taking it out he showed it to me and I was like "Oh shit" and then the doctor was like "oh shit" but he wasn't oh shitting the same thing I was he was oh shitting the fact that blood was spraying out of the huge crater in my back and had to use like 30 sutures to close it and it's still oozing and the blood is all gross and dark and drips down my back so now I don't have to go to work til next week. >:

Guitar Woman Mar 2nd, 2005 04:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Esuohlim
Yeah seriously Guitar Woman you aren't too bright are you well that's why you're a woman lol am i right guys? :highfive

OMG *slaps Esuohlim in the face*

Sam Mar 2nd, 2005 05:05 PM

GUYS DID I EVER TELL YOU THAT JOKE: WHAT'S BLACK AND BLUE AND COOKING ME DINNER IN THE KITCHEN BECAUSE SHE KNOWS HER DAMN PLACE BECAUSE LAST NIGHT WHEN I CAME HOME DINNER WASN'T READY AND WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH THAT I WORK HARD DAMMIT ALL DAY AND I DESERVE A HOT FUCKING MEAL IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK IT'S NOT LIKE SHE DOES ANYTHING ALL DAY BUT SIT AROUND AND WATCH TV SHE DOESN'T EVEN HAVE A JOB BUT I'M GETTING OFF THE SUBJECT EVEN THOUGH TECHNICALLY IT STILL IS THE SUBJECT BUT I AM GOING TO ASK THE JOKE AGAIN OKAY?

WHAT'S BLACK AND BLUE AND COOKING ME DINNER IN THE KITCHEN?

A WOMAN! :lol2

AND THAT BITCH BETTER DO IT RIGHT OR SHE'LL GET MORE OF THE SAME >:

AM I RIGHT FELLAZ AND LADIEZ?

rockets redglare Mar 2nd, 2005 05:30 PM

FUCK YEAH THATS WHY WOMENS' FEET ARE SMALLER SO THEY CAN STAND CLOSER TO THE STOVE

AND WHY THEY DONT NEED WATCHES BECAUSE THERES A CLOCK ON THE DAMN OVEN, THOSE STUPID BITCHES

Sam Mar 2nd, 2005 07:09 PM

Switch Dingo: ONE NIGHT WITH THE DICE MAN
Sock Head23568: ANDREW DICE CLAY >_<
Switch Dingo: THERE WAS AN OLD WOMAN WHO LIVED IN THE SHOE
Switch Dingo: AND I FUCKD HER IN THE ASS IN FRONT OF HER KIDS AND MADE THEM FILM IT WHILE THEY CRIED AND SEXUALLY SERVICED JAPANESE BUSINESSMEN
Sock Head23568: that sounds not unlike every single hentai made ever : (
Switch Dingo: I'm the new Andrew Dice Clay
Sock Head23568: yeah you're andrew dice GAY
Sock Head23568: hooooaaaaaah
Switch Dingo: >:
Switch Dingo: FU

kellychaos Mar 2nd, 2005 07:17 PM

My game is paused. Therefore, I shall be taking my meal in the basement ... and don't forget the hot sauce if you know what's good for you ... you mess up my high score one more time and ... Am I right, guise? >:

felix_tibs Mar 2nd, 2005 07:59 PM

Beating women is funny to us, no?

thebiggameover Mar 2nd, 2005 08:15 PM

what do you tell a woman with two black eyes?


nothing, you allready told her twice...

:/

Sam Mar 2nd, 2005 08:24 PM

MINE HAS TWO BEFORE I TELL HER ANYTHING BECAUSE SHE'S SUPPOSED TO DO IT WITHOUT BEING TOLD. >:

rockets redglare Mar 2nd, 2005 09:07 PM

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Originally Posted by felix_tibs
Beating women is funny to us, no?

HELL YEAH DOMESTIC VIOLENCE IS THE SHIT I MEAN I DONT TRUST ANYHING THAT BLEEDS FOR FIVE DAYS WITHOUT DYING AM I CORRECT GUYS

ScruU2wice Mar 2nd, 2005 09:47 PM

CAPS LOCK

Matt Harty Mar 2nd, 2005 11:17 PM

OMG *SLAPS ESUOHILM IN THE CHEEK*

HickMan Mar 3rd, 2005 12:41 AM

OMFG THAT WAS UNCALLED FOR

Drev Mar 3rd, 2005 01:08 AM

Please stop fight you're makign me sad :(

Sam Mar 3rd, 2005 06:46 PM

The story about the tumor was true and it hurts. :(

Anonymous Mar 3rd, 2005 08:23 PM

plug it with a pro-flite

Sam Mar 3rd, 2005 08:35 PM

I'm glad that someone is sympathetic to my plight. :(

Esuohlim Mar 3rd, 2005 08:47 PM

Sam I'm sorry but don't let it stop you from posting here like all the time ok? :(

executioneer Mar 3rd, 2005 08:52 PM

did you get to keep it


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