MY SECRET SANTA FROM NOOB3 (with special guest photographer Nothing4buddha on all the blurry pictures. >:)

This is the very pretty letter that Noob3 hand wrote for me.



It told of all the wonder that was contained within and how i was expected to act upon discovery of this treasure trove



Why thank you Noob I do have a problem with those pesky mosquitos



HAHAHAHAHA Eat your dirty english heart out MetalMilitia



This bag was full of jerky but I ate it all before i took pictures!


This bag still has jerky in it because it is shitty



Nutter Butters? I hate Nutter Butters >:



But Nothing4buddha likes them



I will use these to draw a beautiful masterpiece someday



SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM WONDERFUL SPAM





Look guys here is my inpersonation of Rog:



"THEY FELL IN AND DROWNED."

HAHAHAHAHAHA JUST KIDDING ROG.




THANK YOU NOOB3

Nice pictures, Sam.

Oh yeah, and Noob3 owes me some bluntsticks. >:

:lol i guess making spam-art with the markers is better than drawing with them!

ugh that spam looks disgusting :(

no blunts for you ;)

But did you eat the jerky?

I wish he included the taco. :(

More spam art please.

I ate the Slim Jim jerky because it tasted really good.

I didn't eat the other kind though it tasted gross. :x

OH LOOK SECRET SANTA TIME FOR NOTHING4BUDDHA GUYS :D




a package?! from schimid horray! what's inside?

look at all of these discs full of awesome media for me to enjoy! and also a sand art bottle and picture frame!




lol lol lol no comment tho srsly




wrestling rawwwr girls don't play wrestling but i gave it a shot so what the heck i sucked at it but whatev life goes on right guys




the local SCENE OMG

more of... THE LOCAL SCENE




coming to america! gosh that one guy is sucha character!





:O guilty gear (sorry about the blur i suck @ pictures:( )


and finally the picture frame, what to do ....



...

i have to put some kind of sexy picture in here....

.....

THE SEXIEST PERSON EVAR

WILLIE!!!! <3 <3 <3 <3 <3


thank you schimid :D <3 <3 <3 <3 <3

Ok, sorry this took so long - I was sick. Ninjavenom your lady friend is a-dor-able

Ok, on with the show!






From Ninjavenom!

Contents:
1. Xray Gogs
2. Journey Greatest Hits Tape
3. Random little figures
4. Weird TV dvd
5. 1 belt 1 jesus buckle 1 Tupac Buckle
6. Cap Gun
7. A Letter



The Tupac Buckle was simply unphotographical. Obviously because he is so mighty and glorious his photo must never be shown. Dare I type his name?


The note, explaining the contents also contained some fridge-worthy artwork



Ok so My gifts are clearly AWESOME. And I love Journey because I am old and will listen to this tape every day on my way to work.

Now for the story- lets kick it old school. Get out the lighters kids-



Ninjavenom run
Out to the store for fun
Wheels go round and round
In your mind


Some joke farts
Or hermaphrodite pornography done right
Sendin me a secret santa gift
In the mail


They say that this board
Aint no place to freely give out your address
But I drank some wine
And this is the only chance to get a present you see


Cuz lovin a mockery man
Aint always what its supposed to be


Oh Ninjavenom you sent an awesome present to me
Im forever yours...faithfully


Pretend to have a life
Under the internet world


We all need the clowns
To make us smile
Through each thread
Always another show


Wondering why
Then I get my present from you


And being a part of it aint easy
On this message board
Two strangers call each other fags again

I get the joy
Of thanking you
Oh Ninjavenom you sent an awesome present to me
Im forever yours...faithfully


You youngin's can watch the original video on the youtubes at:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5eV8iUiwpxU

obviously poppers has mighty powers as 3 of us so far have posted our stories tonight.


Willy's picture looks like it belongs there. well done buddha

hehe well done Re! A song and a story all in one!

hurray for more stories!

im glad someone finally realized my potential for greatness.

Doopa LOVED your story and poem/haiku thingie..... you get the prize for best story! i really hope you will be wearing that jesus belt buckle next time i am graced with your presence.

glad to see you enjoyed the gifts :O


brittany had to explain the journey song to me, which made it more hilarious i think

:lol re, that was excellent. i was singing along. :(

Supa Doopa :) (what the Crocodile hunter said before he got stab by the Stingray).

Legos... why the hell didn't I think of that?

Gee thanks guys! Glad you liked my story :picklehat I didn't expect anyone - well maybe like one old person on here to get my joke. I make jokes for myself, and no one can take that away from me.

Rog made me at least put in a link to the original video though - which I did but maybe some of you ddin't see it. So let's try one mroe time in case:
You youngin's can watch the original video on the youtubes at:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5eV8iUiwpxU


And poppers - those belt buckles rock my butt. Maybe I will be wearing them to Rocky tonight BUT I heard someone isn't joining us because she didn't study. tsk tsk

guys i got my package yesterday and i will taking pictures tonite, and hopfully will have up +storytime for tomorrow or friday

dont think im gonnan do a video that would take too long (THOUGH I MIGHT AFTER XMAS??? IDK)

Got my junk today. Pictures up tonight or tomorrow.

Doopa, Your very pretty, you look alot like Kerri Kenny Silver from MTV's The State, Thats a Compliment :)

Haha, while Kerri is awesome and pretty, I don't think she looks like Re. Totally different face shapes 'n what not. Sure, they can both make funny faces 'n have dark hair, but other than that, quite different.

well i ment in that particular picture i posted, the main point I was making is she is pretty

Off Topic: Speaking of The State, It better come to DVD because never got to see it besides i-tunes video's, I was 3 when it was on so i missed it

Back to topic

Good stories guys, I'm getting my film tonight (hopefully).

:lol Re that story was fucking awesome :lol

I miss you guys :(

That was great, Doopa! The first picture is my favorite.