The Poetry of Max Burbank: Part 8
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great writing as usual. Beautifly Bizzare, just how I like it. the last one was my favorite.
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Fan-damn-tastic work as ever, Max. Have you ever considered publishing a book of your work(I mean ALL your work; articles, poetry, artworks, etc.)?
Cubicle Ape & Alplachian Haiku were my favourites. BTW, in Witch City, is Iron Dave the Rat Bastard the same Dave you mentioned numerous times in The I Don't Like It List? |
I've often had the same thought about Elmo, but never thought to write poetry about it. I usually just stomp on my son's toys for a while until I feel better.
I very much enjoyed Witch City, and I wondered the same thing as Autrach Sejanoz about Iron Dave. |
Max, you are my hero in ways you couldn't possibly comprehend. You are quite possibly my all time favorite writer of any kind.
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Love it. Know one thing. Grish wants a cd of your poetry. Read by William Shatner and Christopher Walken and Ultimate Warrior!
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Max, you rat bastard!
The only thing missing from this work of epic proportions is a soundtrack, preferably bongos and finger cymbals. You use "words" to construct "sentences" that have not even been imagined by the craziest of manifesto writers - I wonder if there's a padded cell with your name on it somewhere. Your "Appalachian Haiku" is not strictly a haiku (but it's still damned funny). And I'm sure you knew this already. Anxiously awaiting "Part 9". |
loved Alplachian Haiku. my fav. last one was pretty good too
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I cannot think of a more horrifying thought than to imagine what your nightmares might look like burbank.
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By jove, i cant believe i still read these things -_-
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I agree, Elmo DID ruin Sesame Street
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It is reassuring to see that there is someone out there who is worse at poetry than I am. I mean, I've failed every poetry course I ever took in school or otherwise, but you suck. What I mean to say is, Thank You for sucking so hard. I may be laughing at you and not with you, but at least you made me laugh.
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The best poetry comes from the most troubled minds, I love it Max
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actually beatpole I passed all of my poetry classes(high school and college levels) and Max is a damn fine poet in the david sedaris vein. Witch City is fantastic. my personal favorite.
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i'd say beatpole IS another whipping boy
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I've always hated Elmo. It's my opinion that he's responsible for Grovers crack addiction. How else is he to cope with the pain of knowing he's been replaced by that high-voiced annoying jackass? There is no other way, that's how. It's been proven scientifically. By scientists.
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Pontificating,
Overbearing, Self-serving, Pretentious beatpole. |
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Yeah beatpole, fuck off. I was always under the impression that poetry didn't have to have any kind of form or reason. It's called freeform I believe, I didn't pay that much attention in english class.
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You guys are all suck ups.
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This Beatpole fellow defies the ways of my Burbankist faith. He shall be eliminated in the quickest manner feasibly executable.
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I just woke up from a dream in which I was watching the spanish channel (Which I navigated with a map from Metroid) and the show I was watching mostly consisted of you walking out onto a lawn in pajamas and a bathrobe, yelling "I'm Max Burbank" at the top of your lungs, and me saying to the person watching TV with me "That lawn is in salem."
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Oooo someone has a crush.
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