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Anonymous Oct 19th, 2003 06:17 PM

WW III is coming
 
People. As you all know, WWIII is coming and we must take action. I'm stocking up on weapons and turning my house into a fort.

When the invaders come, I'm not taking any chances.

Anonymous Oct 19th, 2003 06:20 PM

Heres a video that proves it-

rtsp://st21g1.services.att-idns.net/v1/494/1742/2597/dailyshow/colbert/colbert_7075_300.rm

GADZOOKS Oct 19th, 2003 06:20 PM

Does this mean your and those Faggots are coming back to flame the board?

Edit: oh yeah, i saw the daily show before, you still suck though.

Mike P Oct 19th, 2003 06:20 PM

It's coming already? Crap. I was hoping for at least another twenty years... oh well. Hey, who's the war against, anyway?

DJ Potatoe Oct 19th, 2003 07:01 PM

The war is probably against Zimbabwe. No one ever liked them anyways.

Mike P Oct 19th, 2003 07:55 PM

Zimbabwe? Then what am I worried about? Give me a pointy stick, I'll take those buggers down!

DJ Potatoe Oct 19th, 2003 08:04 PM

Man! Ya can't take those zimbabwa-ians down with JUST a stick! You're gonna need some essentials...

1. Mud
2. KY Jelly
3. 7 episodes of Married With Children

NOW you're ready...remember that they just WANT you to think they're all weak so you just rush in without thinking weilding a stick.

That coulda been dangerous. Good luck!

Mike P Oct 19th, 2003 08:06 PM

Thank you. Now I shall defend out country against those Zimbabweans!

*Takes supplies and rushes off*

Snatchtastic Oct 19th, 2003 09:18 PM

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PFFFFFFFFFF Whatever,

World War 3 was supposed to happen on August 29th 1997.

Helm Oct 19th, 2003 09:23 PM

Set fire to this thread

Drev Oct 19th, 2003 09:23 PM

I hope the next hitler in WW3 is a midget, and not the scary hair guy from Korea.

Esuohlim Oct 19th, 2003 11:04 PM

WW III CAN'T COME UNTIL YOU RUB IT HARD ENOUGH, AND EVEN THEN IT STILL WON'T APPRECIATE YOU. >:

Command Prompt Oct 19th, 2003 11:41 PM

Whats with your new avatar? Isn't that the guy who got arrested for eating little kids or some shit?

Skulhedface Oct 19th, 2003 11:43 PM

IT'S ED ROONEY YOU UNEDUCATED IN POPCULTURE BUMBLEFUCK >:

Comrade Rocket Oct 20th, 2003 12:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DJ Potatoe
The war is probably against Zimbabwe. No one ever liked them anyways.

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Mike P
Zimbabwe? Then what am I worried about? Give me a pointy stick, I'll take those buggers down!

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I edited this post to add the above emoticon

Mike Oct 20th, 2003 02:31 AM

Whatever happens, I will defend the Zimbabweans. With my love and my orange juice and stuff. And my things. Yeah.

GADZOOKS Oct 20th, 2003 05:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim
WW III CAN'T COME UNTIL YOU RUB IT HARD ENOUGH, AND EVEN THEN IT STILL WON'T APPRECIATE YOU. >:



YOU GOTTA DO IT LIKE A BAND-AID, ONE MOTION, RIGHT OFF!!!

Anonymous Oct 20th, 2003 09:30 AM

Trigger, Potatoe was around way before your stupid ass was, only as Orange Juice Bruce.

But yes, both Mikes can fuck off.

Phil the anorak Oct 20th, 2003 02:50 PM

Re: WW III is coming
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by mockerykicksass
People. As you all know, WWIII is coming and we must take action. I'm stocking up on weapons and turning my house into a fort.

When the invaders come, I'm not taking any chances.

Well I guess we had 2 world wars so far called WW1 AND WW2 so its logical WW3 will follow.

Phil the anorak Oct 20th, 2003 02:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DJ Potatoe
The war is probably against Zimbabwe. No one ever liked them anyways.

World cricket authorities do. But they probably think Ian Smith's still in charge.

Geggy Oct 20th, 2003 09:00 PM

Re: .
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Snatchtastic
PFFFFFFFFFF Whatever,

World War 3 was supposed to happen on August 29th 1997.

Terminator 2.

Wiffles Oct 21st, 2003 04:01 AM

Im gonna make a bunker out of candy! O_O

Mike Oct 22nd, 2003 12:39 AM

Oh shove it someplace dark and poopy, Chojin. You know you want to.

Anonymous Oct 22nd, 2003 12:56 AM

What happened to the avatar with you standing in front of your middle school's bulletin board?

Mike Oct 22nd, 2003 01:02 AM

I sold it to a porn studio, along with your parents and your boyfriend.


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