dude who cares aobut tits, their soft & clean & nohair & t*ght pussys make up for the lack of figure :(

plus they don't have gross dimples in their butts

I CAR EBAOUT TITS :(

It really is the underdevelopment of the typical objects of facination that leaves me wondering about paedophiles.

COME ON, BIGGER IS BETTER!

YOU GUYS CAN'T GET IT UNTIL YOU'VE FUCKED A F30 YEAR ODL AND THEN A 13 YEAR OLD

Is there an alternate reality with a chatroom thread where I can note my kinda disgust at this continual obsession with sex? :(

It surprises me that liquid doesn't have a mention on the Encyclopedia Dramatica I-Mock page yet :o

I haven't had sex in 7 months so it's all I can think about :(

I spent 10 minutes staring at a girls ass while she was lookin at clothes at the mall today :x

IF THERE IS THERE ARE PROBABLY MORE WILLIE POSTS IN IT :(

Do you keep checking it to make sure my Number 7 spot hasn't been edited?
OR ANYONE AT ALL... :eek


This is why Willie doesn't post in here any more. :(

i soemtimes feel bad that willie doesn't post in his own thread :x

Did you ask her out, or did you Esuohilm it?

nah she was with her bf i jjust stood there 'til i had real nice thoguhts goin through my head that i could remember for later :x

HAPPY BRITHDAY The_Funktasm :PICKLEHAT

His only two posts :eek

I haven't had sex for 18 years and you don't see me complaining

it's diff after you've had it :rolleyes

I refuse to have sex as not being horny all the time is what seperates me from the animals

'cause it sure ain't your looks :lol

sex isn't even all that cool i just llike to be able to see a girl around town and know that myd icks been inside of her

is that like having a spray on TF2 and knowing it's yours

Sex is overrated :(

Sex is like sex.

I mean it's all like "AWESOME :picklehat" when it's happening but then an orgasm is a huge letdown because it means you can't keep doing it anymore, you know :(

That's what I meant :hat