im moving to chicago in less than a week wut up I-Mackery

Chicago, from N Carolina?

Found someone lonely enough to marry me. Truly an all time low for humanity. P.s. Snape kills Dumbledore.

I'm making enough money to survive, holy shit guys. I AM LIVING THE DREAM HERE, BE PROUD OF LIL' OL' Z-BIFF

yeh. 10 hour drive, me and my ol' cat, everything i own in a midsized sedan. sunday.

Good luck my dood. If it's only 10 hours away, then I assume you know your way around Chicago.

I went to Chicago once. I watched a college football game in Evanston (what a lame city and campus) and then got drunk at a bunch of different bars around Wrigleyville. It was a fun time and I would visit again (except Evanston. What a lame city and campus).

When I moved to San Antonio from Saint Paul I drove 23 hours in an SUV with my cat. She freaked out so bad within 10 mins of being in the carrier that I let her out and she spent the entire trip hiding under the driver seat. She did the same thing when I eventually moved back. That cat has logged some serious miles. :rock

My old cat Zelda went to KC and a few other places efore she died. She meowed like crazy, but she had diabetes and I didn't wanna let her go.

Getting older is no fun

Moved with my cat in the car on a 12 hour drive. No carrier. She sat on top of stuff on the passenger seat and meowed loudly at me for 10 hours. I went to Chicago for a concert and visited the museum. Food is good.

I LIVE IN CHICAGO

I WILL HAVE TO MOVE IF AAARG IS COMING THOUGH

get to moving, son, i'm in humboldt park now.

after about 9 hours of driving, i got a flat tire. good stuff.

i've let my cat ride freely before, it wasn't great. she meowed for about two hours, then kept quiet and just endured. THEN she had to spend two nights in a house with 4 other cats. she was not happy. now she's good!

What's that you say? Cats don't like change? Hold on, let me get a pen and paper.

other things to note:
- fluffy tail
- pointy ear
- some teeth
- need water for life

TRACKS LITTER ALL OVER THE GODDAMN FLOOR >:

OMG! Congrats! Your wife now has evidence that she did teh secks! :eek

Now we just have to wait on the paternity test to find out if you did, Esuohlim. :lol
I am not a fucker. :posh

I'm a wanker. :wank :tear :orgasm :x
You've got there an astonishing number of people that seem to only selectively block people. :eek

I can't remember what I did to alienate everyone here. :lol
Looks like we've got some contenders still fighting me for most pathetic. :eek

Guys, you'll never beat me. :lol

I'm sweating my ass off in a laundromat because my totally sweet new apartment has bed bugs. It's a really good time.

Fuck

You're a fucking whiner, zeldasfattestfan. In some countries people would grateful to eat those bedbugs

I know man, I'm too negative.

TELL YOUR BABY MAKER HAPPY MOM'S DAY OR WHATEVER PEOPLE OF YOUR CULTURE AND STATURE DO

look zbf I know you've been here a while now, but I don't see that you've submitted a collection of dick picks from all angles for our Secret Forum's Dick Pick Megathread (we even have Kitsa's).

until you do you can't be one of the Gang. pm Pub Lover for details

Surprisingly, only one person here has received a pic of my dick.

My d*ck is all over the place man. That weird smell at the laundromat?

That's my d*ck, homie. Free smells for all. And if you want to see it, just inhale deeply through the nose with closed eyes. At least that's how my ladyfriend finds it

man

why we gotta put up with you

Because unfortunately, we seem to be the only ones here :(

I miss everyone, and the time when we all could post and get shit on by eachother by the end of the day. Now we gotta wait a week and read 2 replies. I miss this place