Macdonalds Conspiracy
 

Dudes, hello. I work at a Macdonalds. Not by choice. The food sucks, and the pepole suck. And it really sucks to have a bunch of hicks screaming for hamburgers in your ear all night. Oh and by th way.... WE HAVE MODERN TECHNOLOGY, DO NOT YELL AT THE FUKiNg BOX DAMMIT!! im tired of my ears bleeding due to a person who hasnt been to macdonalds since the 70s. But I degress. I have always thought that mac donalds was trying to turn us all into fat bastards so they could take us over whene were to fat and then scoop us up Soylent Green style and make food out of us and sell us to the Ugoslavians. But i had no proof.... until yesterday.... and go to a macdonals if u dont believe me. A SOUBLE CHEESEBUrGER IS MORE THAN A REGLAR CHEESEBURGER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BY LIKE 20 CENTS!!!!!!!!!!!!

Since this is a thread about McDonald's I'll add my own input

There's a church behind my house that was sold over the summer and now it's being torn down and replaced by one of those huge McDonalds'. >:

AGGH!!!! THEYVE TAKEN VER OUR RELIGION AND THEY ARE TRYUING TO OVER THROW JESUS!!!!!! NO FREAKING GOVERNMENT, THEY WANTA BE GOD!!!!!!!

only one exclaimation point is necessary thank you

What is with all the cap locks

I only have one :(

the conspiracy is being unraveled........and i didnt ralixe the caplock was on. :melt

Re: Macdonalds Conspiracy
 

Yeah that was a nice Dane Cook joke..

Re: Macdonalds Conspiracy
 

I heard it to, but I seriously mean it. I work in drivethrough, and we have very sensitive mics...... and out of nowere, a person comes who screams so loud at the box that we can hear it inside, and its amplified x3 into my ears.... my ears really did bleed once rom that ......

I once spent three days unraveling the rich tapestry that is a McDonalds conspiracy.

Not really. :(

not a, THE!!!!!!

McDonalds in Kentucky are starting to sell fried chicken. There's more than one fucking conspiracy. At least the hot dog thing never really kicked off.

yeah, thank god for that...... im sure they were made of grass, crickets and anthrax.

yea FUCK hotdogs! >:

how fitting that someone who works at mcdonald's can't spell mcdonald's.

I don't really go to McDonald's, and the last time I went I had chicken mcnuggets and they tasted different. So they changed the one thing that was good about McDonald's :(

Mabey he wrote it phonetically so people who had never seen the word McDonalds would understand his topic.



:/

Hey yeah, mabey. Mabey.

McDonalds is delicious.

So, uh... who's forcing you to work at McDonald's?

the man

FIGHT THE POWER! :blackfist

"I got everything you need right here, fattie"

I always thought the conspiracy was to make us fat then charge us out the ass for diet pills and fat reducing surgeries.