My Movie Monster Dating History
 

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Yay! Jan in the Pan!

How could you pass up some good old misery? There's nothing like having a crazy woman take care of you...mainly because you're her hostage.

I actually wonder how bizarre can dating a severed head be.

Makes me wonder if that crazy bat from Misery gives good head.

Well, I don't know about horror movie monsters, but I once dated this guy who was so creepy that he was almost perfect for me. He was intelligent, artistic, attractive... though it was difficult to keep a relationship between a pane of glass, and we had to go our seperate ways. Besides, towards the end we'd just be having a conversation about something like serial killers or lambs and he'd randomly make a comment about eating my flesh. Not in the good way, either.

It's surprisingly easy to agree on a place to eat when you're dating a cannibal.

Glad to see you back Proto! What movie was the first pic from? That's an awesome image!

what films are the first, forth, and fifth, from?

never mind the forth one, its from the brain that wouldn't die, but what is the first and fifth from?

One night I got drunk and the next morning I woke up beside this monster.

I know it's not monster, but I would like to think it is. That is not the face of a normal human being.

That article's style made me think of Max Burbank.

the first one is from Return of the Living Dead 3.
but i still don't know who that other one is from, you know the fifth.

Good to see you back, Proto!
And I can sympathize, I once dated an extreme vegetarian with a corn fetish.


iamthezman: The fifth picture is from Frankenhooker, just like it says. :)

hoops, i was talking about the seventh one.
dextire if you know what that one is from, let me know.

Oh, that makes much more sense. :)
That scene is from the movie Species, I believe.

Thanks Thezman!

your welcome.

I dated an older woman in her 40's for a while, but she had really bad burns on her face, insisted on always wearing a red and green sweater, which although accentuated her curves, got a bit samey. During sex she always liked to scratch me with a special glove she had which felt like it had knives on it. I had to break it off when I started to dream a Hell of a lot about her. I would also do something in my dreams, then find I had done it in real life. Turns out I was dating Freddy Cougar.

Never fall for a middle segment of a human centipede. Ewww.

The seventh image isn't from a movie, I just found that in a google image search.

That reminds me of the time I dated this girl I met in Sleepaway Camp.
Turned out she was one of those people that just pretends to be something they're not.
... I'd rather not talk about it.

they had to use girls in the human centipede? nasty