The worst fanfiction you've ever read
Due to Sturgeons Law that 90% of Everything is Crap, fanfiction is filled with many horrendous crimes against the written word done by hordes of addle-brained fan girls, so what is the worst of the medium that you have read? It could be a horrendous destruction of the shows you loved as a child (Sometimes bordering on literal rape of your childhood), a terrible Mary-Sue, or one of the most perverse things you've ever read, just tell us about it here.
Just please, please for the love of god don't post a link to it, because we probably don't want to experience the horror face to face. |
If you don't want a link, what's the point?
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I write fanfic about Rog and a rubber blow up shark.
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Every fanfic
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I guess the one where the girl pretty much got gangbanged by the Columbus Blue Jackets was pretty fucked.
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sonic and the search for love
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http://www.quizilla.com/stories/6320...s-another-game
I take exception to Pascal Leclaire being presented as a sheep-eating doofus manboy. I'm fairly sure it isn't the case, although I don't want to go too far down that speculative road. Speaking of the newest Ottawa Senator... http://www.quizilla.com/stories/7155...eclaire-part-1 *shudder* |
My Immortal. :hypno
Chapters 1-22: http://myimmortalrehost.webs.com/chapters122.htm Chapters 23-44: http://myimmortalrehost.webs.com/chapters2344.htm |
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This thread.
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Fun fact about my life: I've never read a fan-fiction because they're stupid.
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Any porn-themed fanfic I've read. I knew one site that had a TON of them, 95% of them being "series" in "the works".
I did miss one site where this guy wrote a bunch of hilariously bad DBZ parodies, which protrayed Gohan as a raging homo and had the Z Fighters doing adventures with the Scooby-Doo cast and going to Shoney's. They were too ridiculous not ot laugh at. |
I have a very special place in my heart for all the people who write this shit and say, "I'm a writer now!"
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I'll never fporget the pictures I saw of the TMNTs having gay sex with each other.
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Or the crew of the Starship Enterprise - Oh wait, that was really part of the series. :x
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i've never read a fanfiction in my life, and for a good goddamn reason
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I can't tell if this is supposed to be serious or not.
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Captain, thanks for deepening my hatred towards the internet.
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FFFAAANNNNNNNN-RRIIIIFFFFFICCCCC!! |
Some dumb fuck made a Youtube musical video about the show "LOST". I hope she gets sued.
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i only read sex stories if they have pretty pictures :posh so i don't really read fan fiction
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John Stalvern waited. The lights above him blinked and sparked out of the air. There were demons in the base. He didn't see them, but had expected them now for years. His warnings to Cernel Joson were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway.
John was a space marine for fourteen years. When he was young he watched the spaceships and he said to dad "I want to be on the ships daddy." Dad said "No! You will BE KILL BY DEMONS" There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in the space station base of the UAC he knew there were demons. "This is Joson" the radio crackered. "You must fight the demons!" So John gotted his palsma rifle and blew up the wall. "HE GOING TO KILL US" said the demons "I will shoot at him" said the cyberdemon and he fired the rocket missiles. John plasmaed at him and tried to blew him up. But then the ceiling fell and they were trapped and not able to kill. "No! I must kill the demons" he shouted The radio said "No, John. You are the demons" And then John was a zombie. |
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