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90's Child Mar 30th, 2009 02:54 PM

The worst fanfiction you've ever read
 
Due to Sturgeons Law that 90% of Everything is Crap, fanfiction is filled with many horrendous crimes against the written word done by hordes of addle-brained fan girls, so what is the worst of the medium that you have read? It could be a horrendous destruction of the shows you loved as a child (Sometimes bordering on literal rape of your childhood), a terrible Mary-Sue, or one of the most perverse things you've ever read, just tell us about it here.

Just please, please for the love of god don't post a link to it, because we probably don't want to experience the horror face to face.

Kitsa Mar 30th, 2009 02:56 PM

If you don't want a link, what's the point?

Tadao Mar 30th, 2009 02:58 PM

I write fanfic about Rog and a rubber blow up shark.

Esuohlim Mar 30th, 2009 03:45 PM

Every fanfic

Kitsa Mar 30th, 2009 03:53 PM

I guess the one where the girl pretty much got gangbanged by the Columbus Blue Jackets was pretty fucked.

90's Child Mar 30th, 2009 05:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 622511)
If you don't want a link, what's the point?

Good point. I retract what I said about not posting links.

Emu Mar 30th, 2009 07:06 PM

sonic and the search for love

Kitsa Mar 30th, 2009 07:13 PM

http://www.quizilla.com/stories/6320...s-another-game

I take exception to Pascal Leclaire being presented as a sheep-eating doofus manboy. I'm fairly sure it isn't the case, although I don't want to go too far down that speculative road.

Speaking of the newest Ottawa Senator...
http://www.quizilla.com/stories/7155...eclaire-part-1

*shudder*

ZeldaQueen Mar 30th, 2009 07:21 PM

My Immortal. :hypno

Chapters 1-22: http://myimmortalrehost.webs.com/chapters122.htm
Chapters 23-44: http://myimmortalrehost.webs.com/chapters2344.htm

Mockery Mar 30th, 2009 08:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 622512)
I write fanfic about Rog and a rubber blow up shark.

You sure that's fiction? :love

Sam Mar 30th, 2009 08:28 PM

This thread.

MetalMilitia Mar 30th, 2009 08:39 PM

Fun fact about my life: I've never read a fan-fiction because they're stupid.

Angryhydralisk Mar 30th, 2009 08:40 PM

Any porn-themed fanfic I've read. I knew one site that had a TON of them, 95% of them being "series" in "the works".

I did miss one site where this guy wrote a bunch of hilariously bad DBZ parodies, which protrayed Gohan as a raging homo and had the Z Fighters doing adventures with the Scooby-Doo cast and going to Shoney's. They were too ridiculous not ot laugh at.

Kitsa Mar 30th, 2009 08:46 PM

I have a very special place in my heart for all the people who write this shit and say, "I'm a writer now!"

Tadao Mar 30th, 2009 08:53 PM

I'll never fporget the pictures I saw of the TMNTs having gay sex with each other.

Colonel Flagg Mar 30th, 2009 10:00 PM

Or the crew of the Starship Enterprise - Oh wait, that was really part of the series. :x

executioneer Mar 30th, 2009 11:21 PM

i've never read a fanfiction in my life, and for a good goddamn reason

captain516 Mar 31st, 2009 10:03 PM

I can't tell if this is supposed to be serious or not.


Archduke Tips Mar 31st, 2009 10:11 PM

Captain, thanks for deepening my hatred towards the internet.

MattJack Mar 31st, 2009 10:49 PM



FFFAAANNNNNNNN-RRIIIIFFFFFICCCCC!!

Evil Robot Apr 1st, 2009 12:07 AM

Some dumb fuck made a Youtube musical video about the show "LOST". I hope she gets sued.

captain516 Apr 1st, 2009 12:46 AM

Quote:

FFFAAANNNNNNNN-RRIIIIFFFFFICCCCC!!
Ok, I lol'd.

darkvare Apr 1st, 2009 01:24 AM

i only read sex stories if they have pretty pictures :posh so i don't really read fan fiction

Kitsa Apr 1st, 2009 09:04 AM

http://gallfree.com/ <- NSFW

Check out Jasmine in the top-left corner.

"ARIEL IN LATEX"...lolz.

Guitar Woman Apr 1st, 2009 12:16 PM

John Stalvern waited. The lights above him blinked and sparked out of the air. There were demons in the base. He didn't see them, but had expected them now for years. His warnings to Cernel Joson were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway.
John was a space marine for fourteen years. When he was young he watched the spaceships and he said to dad "I want to be on the ships daddy."
Dad said "No! You will BE KILL BY DEMONS"
There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in the space station base of the UAC he knew there were demons.
"This is Joson" the radio crackered. "You must fight the demons!"
So John gotted his palsma rifle and blew up the wall.
"HE GOING TO KILL US" said the demons
"I will shoot at him" said the cyberdemon and he fired the rocket missiles. John plasmaed at him and tried to blew him up. But then the ceiling fell and they were trapped and not able to kill.
"No! I must kill the demons" he shouted
The radio said "No, John. You are the demons"
And then John was a zombie.


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