Oh man, we could just spam the Moody Blues and have him sobbing in seconds

I HAVE THE ULTIMATE SAPINTON SONG!

SOOOOOMEHOW, SOOOOOMEWHERE

:lol

Tadao, you are on to something there

I AM AN ISLAAAND!

YOU'RE GONNA GET THROUGH THIS SAPPERS

Don't forget ABBA.

EDIT: Firewall won't allow me to see the embeds :(

I think I said this awhile ago, but Sappy, you need to follow all the advice in this thread. To the LETTER.

If she owns a car you need to shoot a deuce on the hood.

I guess you could piss on her too. All the cool guys are doing it. Just make sure she hates it first. It could backfire on you.

Terra have you accepted Sam's pee

I'm holding out for an alpha male.

I'M THE ALPHAEST >:

TERRA, IT MATTERS NOT IF YOU ACCEPT MY PEE, JUST KNOW THAT MY PEE WANTS YOU AND IT WILL HAVE YOU.

thread back ups please and thank you

Great. Thread backups. Here I go again, getting pissed on in a back alley.

Saps? Piss on you. :(

I know how you feel, I really do. I had a fling with a human once...everything was going great.

Then he discovered that I have a goat's tail hidden under my skirt and booked it. Hey, I never said I was perfect, jackass! >: