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Mac-uh-lain make me go ha ha with the Herman Hesse taunt!
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Name- Blackjack aka Master of PoptartsTM
Age- 20 job- Fuckin' Student where you at?- Sheffield, UK why did you start posting- In an effort to dominate Cyberspace how long have you been on the board- Since April 2001...? hobbies- being Master of PoptartsTM fav. music/band- That'll be Metal-lica. Sadly. fav. book- Anything by Chricton. fav. movie- Apocalypse Now Who do you hate the most on this board- Newbies what is that smell- Fish |
Name- Captain Maruchan
Age- 15 job- Crazy mo-fo where you at?- suburban Paradise why did you start posting- Love the site how long have you been on the board- Like 4 minutes hobbies- acting, writing, freakin people the hell out fav. music/band- punk/ Sum 41 fav. book- A Seperate Peace fav. movie- As Good as it Gets Who do you hate the most on this board- The lack of love... what is that smell- Smells like teen spirit, that or shit. |
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Name- Yet another 'Luke'
Age- 20-ish job- Radio Technician where you at?- A town called Lawrence. A county called Otago. A Country not called Aotearoa. why did you start posting- I needed to tell Rog I thought he had gone overly insane with the 'Chocolate Spagetti' Mini-Mock. how long have you been on the board- Since June 30, 2002 hobbies- Not drinking, not eating meat, not smoking. fav. music/band- I have a weak personality, I can not choose. fav. book- Asimov's Robot through Foundation timeline series. fav. movie- I don't watch movies. What do you hate the most on this board- The tedious posts that really don't contribute. what is that smell- It smells like beer in here. |
Name- Jon
Age- 16 job- Magic where you at?- Texas why did you start posting- Cause I couldn't keep the comebacks in my head any longer how long have you been on the board- dunno, been reading it for a few months hobbies- woo... trombone, and smartness fav. music/band- Tom waits fav. book- Illuminatus Trilogy fav. movie- Hackers (yeah buddy, iz soo stupid) Who do you hate the most on this board- uhhh ... myself(?) what is that smell- man... 's my finger, take a wiff |
Name- D3k
Age- 18 job- Charity shop worker. Hey, it was either this or starve. where you at?- London, UK why did you start posting- Got bored one morning. how long have you been on the board- Since today. hobbies- aging. oh, and breathing. fav. music/band- What ever is popular at the moment. Except boybands. fav. book- book? fav. movie- It's a tie between Blade Runner and Kung Pow: Enter the Fist Who do you hate the most on this board- No-one. I just joined. what is that smell- My unkempt hairy armpits. |
Name- Colin
Age- 19 job- Student, Broadway Star, Janitor and Pirate where you at?- Up here in the Frizzozzen Tizzundrizza why did you start posting- Because I was living at I-Mockery and figured I should meet some of the other assholes who worship the Pickle Hat. how long have you been on the board- Since the new board opened - Making me Mr. Noobitchka Nooberton hobbies- Clubbing baby seals, pissing off abcdxxxx, guitar and talking liek I know something about anything fav. music/band- Beck, Paul Simon, Aphex Twin, Dan Bern and John Mayer fav. book- Sophie's World by Jostein Gaardner fav. movie- The Royal Tenenbaums Who do you hate the most on this board- I don't hate anyone yet - well except for abcdxxxx, but that because he stole my KY jelly what is that smell- Hippies. I can smell 'em a mile away. |
Name- Daphne
Age- 25 job- Office manager/receptionist where you at?- Toronto why did you start posting- because I thought Daisyhead was a fucktard and I wanted to screw around with her noggin. how long have you been on the board- A few months, I dunno hobbies- Watching movies fav. music/band- Pixies/ 50's music fav. book- Different Seasons fav. movie- Stand By Me, Fight Club- the list goes on Who do you hate the most on this board- Hmmm.....now that's tricky. That Paul guy is pretty annoying. what is that smell- See above |
BAN MARUCHAN NOW. BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE!! >: >:
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The average age here is SHOCKINGLY low.
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Name- jason
Age- 22 job- student/computer lab assistant :lol where you at?- texas why did you start posting- found it when searching for ucb stuff. how long have you been on the board- a few months or so. hobbies- tv,music, computers :( nerd :( fav. music/band- none fav. book- none fav. movie- none Who do you hate the most on this board- who cares. what is that smell- i have nothing clever to say :( ________ Honda gl650i |
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whoah. what a name!
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You don't care for my taste in music? You know what?
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EXACTLY. NOW CHECK THIS OUT:
HEY HEY CAT FUCKERS! I JUST GOT DONE MASTURBATING ON YOUR GRANDMOTHERS, AND NOW I'M MOVIN' ON DOWN THE LINE TO STICK MY BALLS IN EVERY KITCHEN SINK IN AMERICA! THIS IS MY HOLY CAUSE, AND I HOPE YOU ALL CAN SUPPORT ME BY PUTTING SOMETHING IN YOUR ASS AND DANCING NAKED IN THE FULL MOON AS YOU PRAY TO THE MOON GOD THAT IS BEEAZNITCH THE PANTHER! I GOTTA GO GET SUCKED OFF BY MY PRIEST NOW, BUT I'LL BE BACK LATER TO GIVE ALL YOUR SOULS A RIMJOB! |
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I guess not. Writing small is fun :o
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Name - JIN* (PS. The asterisk is for RADICAL, but not really..)
Age - 643 Job - PROFESSIONAL VAGRANT. Where you at? - HEAVEN AND HELL Why did you start posting - What? I need a reason now? SHUT UP. How long have you been on the board - AHAHhHAahAhhahaHAahhaahHA Hobbies - being a dastardly scoundrel! well, i pretend. Fav. music/band - I like some music, but only the good one. Fav. book - I read a book once, but it sucked. Books are for libraries to read. ANd ******S. Fav. movie - I like Judge Dredd. Brad Pitt is COOL. Who do you hate the most on this board - Whales. What is that smell - I dont know??? Maybe its you??? I already had a shower today. |
Name- rob
Age- 33 job- retired where you at?- north atlanta burbs why did you start posting- I follow whoreable like a lost puppy how long have you been on the board- mere hours hobbies- yardwork, computinkering, spankin' it to pics of Marie Osmond fav. music/band- Frank Zappa fav. book- Parlaiment of Whores fav. movie- Goodfellas Who do you hate the most on this board- I don't know you fuckers yet. Give it time. what is that smell- sounds like a Lynyrd Skynyrd lyric. |
Name- Sean Largey
Age- 15 job- i do sampling in a band i dont know if thats a job :( where you at?- upstate new york why did you start posting- jixby posts here so i thought i would how long have you been on the board- day hobbies- music fav. music/band- chimaira, lamb of god fav. book- i dont read fav. movie- i dont know Who do you hate the most on this board- the guy with the avator what is that smell-poo |
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