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zeldasbiggestfan Feb 25th, 2016 01:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 771239)
I married my long-time lady recently. She's been short-hairin' for two years or so, so I'm finally living my oft-advertised dream of getting my fuck on with a woman who looks like a prepubescent medieval page boy and things are just swell in my life right now.

This place was useful for what it was when I needed it in my life. It seems almost fitting that it started dying when my interest waned. But it also saddens me greatly that I was much funnier at 15 than I am now at 28. :(

I am also in the short haired cute girls club, BUT WE ARE NOT MARRIED YET, I TELL YA.

I wish there was a way to get a reunion type deal on here. It's cool that some people see one another on reddit and shit from here. I think I saw Seven Force on a gamefaqs thread from like 5 years ago, but it could have been another guy.

MAYBE AN I-MOCKERY SUBREDDIT. I'd do it but I don't know how2reddit

10,000 Volt Ghost Mar 2nd, 2016 02:55 AM

IT SEEMS LIKE THE GODDAMNS HAVE DRIED THE FUCK UP HERE

SuperYuriGagarin Mar 3rd, 2016 03:52 AM

This whole place has dried up. Like a turd in the sun. For a long time it sat in the rain kept moist and smelly. But the storms broken and now it looks like a bit of chalk beneath the sun.

Babs Mar 5th, 2016 11:46 PM

This place is sooooo in this year. 2016 is totally happening. I-mock meetup? I'm already there!

stevetothepast Mar 6th, 2016 07:17 AM

:pagebrak

zeldasbiggestfan Mar 18th, 2016 01:19 AM

I found an old video of Willie eating his beard.

Pub Lover Apr 4th, 2016 08:02 AM

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Originally Posted by Babs (Post 771244)
It's surprising what life will offer you when you actually make an effort and give a shit.

Fuck you, Babs! >:

Pub Lover Apr 4th, 2016 08:04 AM

I am back here because I just got an email from Mindsay saying they are relaunching their site. :lol

Pub Lover Apr 4th, 2016 08:04 AM

Remember when we all had Mindsay blogs? :eek

Pub Lover Apr 4th, 2016 08:09 AM

:suicide

MarioRPG Apr 4th, 2016 09:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 771239)
I married my long-time lady recently. She's been short-hairin' for two years or so, so I'm finally living my oft-advertised dream of getting my fuck on with a woman who looks like a prepubescent medieval page boy and things are just swell in my life right now.

This was posted like 2 months ago and I had no idea. What the fuck.

Pub Lover Apr 6th, 2016 11:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 771175)
I got married two months ago :(

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 771196)
Congrats. Is he a looker? :rolleyes

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 771239)
I married my long-time lady recently. She's been short-hairin' for two years or so, so I'm finally living my oft-advertised dream of getting my fuck on with a woman who looks like a prepubescent medieval page boy and things are just swell in my life right now.

Quote:

Originally Posted by MarioRPG (Post 771279)
This was posted like 2 months ago and I had no idea. What the fuck.

How could you miss it? It is all he has been talking about since halloween. :eek

Pub Lover Apr 6th, 2016 12:19 PM


Esuohlim Apr 7th, 2016 09:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 771276)
I am back here because I just got an email from Mindsay saying they are relaunching their site. :lol

:lol :lol

Esuohlim Apr 7th, 2016 09:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 351965)
Did I mention that I am making kissies with a girl on a regular basis now. >:

FUCK YOU THIS IS MAGIC. >:

:(

Pub Lover Apr 14th, 2016 05:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 351763)
Hey Pub Lover I'm in an actual relationship now so you're on your own from now on pal.

Yep.

Tadao May 9th, 2016 01:34 PM

George just got married, thought you jerks should know.

zeldasbiggestfan May 11th, 2016 09:38 PM

My friend's kid said "dada" the other day.

FUCK GUYS.

Tadao May 12th, 2016 11:03 AM

That is surprising, who knew you would have a friend?

zeldasbiggestfan May 13th, 2016 04:40 PM

Well, he doesn't know we're friends.

WhiteRat May 14th, 2016 07:11 PM

zeldasbiggestprolapsedanus

Colonel Flagg May 23rd, 2016 11:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 771303)
George just got married, thought you jerks should know.

George is dead to me until he finishes his story.

Tadao May 23rd, 2016 04:22 PM

:sadclownface

Tadao May 25th, 2016 05:43 PM


zeldasbiggestfan May 26th, 2016 12:51 AM

Aaaaand, I got laid off today.


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