Iran, here we come!
 

His son is named "SAD"???

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"Son, your birth was not a happy time or a joy. You are called sad because that is what you are and shall ever be."

Or maybe osama was rebelling after he heard one of the famous names of the american infidels is Happy Gilmore?

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Oh shit. There's gonna be so many jokes about that. :(

Someone needs to draw a picture of Bush standing opposite of a row of world leaders and terrorists, everyone's armed with six-shooters, and at the back of the line there's a number machine.