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Our long lost friend Jamesman

Jamesman use to be one of the more popular posters here. He is remembered for his forlorn loveline threads and strong opinions on videogames. Sometime in 2007 he had a manic attack and change almost all his previous posts into gibberish, destroying history, and breaking hearts.

For all we knew Jamesman died at sea that faithful night. But, he has reappeared on the internet. In video form.

Here are the videos, for those who don't read the chat thread. Scrounged up by our very own moderator Esuohlim. You'll learn about sweet potatoes, kissing, and may hear a YODA impression or two.

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Originally Posted by Esuohlim

Hey who wants to hear Jamesman talk about a video game while he plays it? :rolleyes:

http://www.viddler.com/Jamesman/videos/1/
http://www.viddler.com/Jamesman/videos/2/
http://www.viddler.com/Jamesman/videos/3/
http://www.viddler.com/Jamesman/videos/4/
http://www.viddler.com/Jamesman/videos/5/

JAMMMMMESSS MANNNNN!

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I'm enjoying your commentary a lot. Your voice and pacing are perfect for an LP of this type.

omg not a Let's Play >: PEOPLE I DO NOT WANT TO HEAR YOUR BULLSHIT VOICES ON A VIDEOGAME WALKTHRU I ONLY WANT TO WATCH THE WALKTHRU

HEY HERE'S THE THREAD

http://forums.somethingawful.com/sho...readid=2808968

Something Awful who would of guessed

Pick up a commemorative Jamesman avatar while supplies last

Man I saw that thread a while ago and I guess I never saw his name.

Make one of him with Alf for me. ;(

So I sent jamesman a link to this thread and this was the response:

JamesmanX: Um, OK then
JamesmanX: Thanks for sharing?

GOOD TO HEAR FROM YOU TOO, BUDDY.

If he thinks he's too good for us now then clearly he couldn't have a wronger opinion about himself

FROM THE ANNALS OF THE I-MOCK ARCHIVES, SOME OF JAMESMAN'S BEST POSTS:

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okay...so...uhhhhh we are playing Super Mario 3

it was uh one of the premier games for the Nintendo um Entertainment System in the early uh 90's

OK, you see there are a few options, 1 Player and 2 Player. And while this isn't a co-op game you can play with a friend. But you take turns which was a regular thing back in um those days

now you can see this game is 2D, which means our pal mario can only go left and right. He also has no real weapons except for powerups but he cant jump really high and you use.....that jump to defeat enemies

Oh yeah and this game was made into a movie called the Wizard...starring I think the guy from uhhh...boy meets world

Okay, that's level 1, I got a MUSHROOM. in my next video I will let the fans decided where we will go next, but uh we can only go to level 2 so I guess we'll uhh...

go there

Weren't there pictures of him with some girl in a room and it looked like a girl's room and then it was found out that it was HIS ROOM?

I used to be buddies with J-man, I have no idea what the fuck happened to him.

Spoilers!
Chojin (AIM): http://i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?t=69699429 Chojin (AIM): apparnetly you are famous again! JamesmanX: Um, OK then JamesmanX: Thanks for sharing? Chojin (AIM): i thought you would want to know :M Chojin (AIM): no need to be a prick about it :< JamesmanX: I honestly couldn't give a shit what goes on there Chojin (AIM): why do you seem so upset JamesmanX: I'm not Chojin (AIM): well ok, talk to you again in another few years ;< jerk ;< JamesmanX: It's a thread about a thread. And some pictures of me. So... OK then. Chojin (AIM): emily is confirming you being a jerk Chojin (AIM): 'there is no reason to say that unless he hates you' JamesmanX: I'm sorry you think that Chojin (AIM): i am sorry that my brain is so damaged that I would somehow construe 'thanks for sharing' to be anything but joyful comraderie Chojin (AIM): i am going to hire daniel pesina to shadow kick you Chojin (AIM): into a chimney JamesmanX: OK, let's try this again Chojin (AIM): HI BUDDY PEOPLE ON I-MOCK ARE TALKING ABOUT YOU THOUGHT YOU MIGHT LIKE TO KNOW SINCE YOU POSTED THERE FOR YEARS Chojin (AIM): BTW HOW HAS LIFE BEEN FOR THE LAST THREE YEARS I HAVEN'T TALKED TO YOU JamesmanX: It's a thread about something I'm up to and some pictures of what I look like. And apparently how much I suck. At the very least, I am aware of what I'm up to and what I look like, and at least some degree of how much I suck. I just don't see the reason to bring the thread to my attention JamesmanX: I really don't know what to say about it JamesmanX: "Yep, that sure is a thread about a thread, and some pictures." Chojin (AIM): well for one thing I didn't know for sure it was you Chojin (AIM): for another thing you've dropped off the face of the planet for the last 3 years Chojin (AIM): so i thought i would use the thread as a reason to im you and say hello Chojin (AIM): and you would go all 'haha BUSTED am i rite' and then we'd talk about old times and how you almost got to meet raiden Chojin (AIM): but noooo you get all defensive and uppity Chojin (AIM): PSSH NICE THREAD. ON THE INTERNET. I AM ABOVE SUCH THINGS. Chojin (AIM): I DOWNLOADED WRESTLEMANIA FOR YOU, I THOGUHT WE COULD WATCH IT BY THE HEARTH :< JamesmanX: OK then. Anything else? Chojin (AIM): I guess not. Enjoy somethingawful.com. Chojin (AIM): pwn some noobs or whatever the hell they do over there. JamesmanX: Erm, alright then JamesmanX: Take care Chojin (AIM): fucker.

BTW Jamesman was also Shipwreck and Misinformation Man.

"Cat's in the Cradle" should be played while reading that chatlog

I regret making this thread :(

IF I COULD TURN BACK TIME

IF I COULD FIND A WAY.....

Before I found this thread I was wondering why everyone had gotten a Stephen King avatar :lol

What a bizarre thread.

Interweb psuedo-fame gone bad or something?

FRIENDS MISSING OLD FRIENDS, YOU PERSON THAT NOT MY FRIEND! >:

vets 4 lyfe

He comes off as an elitist jerk to me. Too bad, Chojin really seemed to want see how he was doing and he got all "Whatever, man" on him :(