Racial Cures They Don't Want You To Know About!

Myspace wants to know if I'm David Bowie.

and you said yes, correct?

:lol

T-Dawg & Jake, don't watch Dr Who! It is for girls and fags.

It better be, 'cause I have a case of Heineken and nothing else to do tonight.

And the British, but saying that is redundant after the first two.

Heads up; the party's out there.

One time I got a blow job.

SAM

This place sucks. I'm going over to GBS to talk beef prices.

Haha, I'm a member of an agriculture forum. :(

I don't see how that's funny.

Vet jokes. :rolleyes

What transformation does a laugh go through if you're frowning? :eek

Fuck it, I may as well go out in style. Watch out for the cow bestiality pics over at GBS!

Sorry, I thought you were trying to "make a funny" a la Splinter in TMNT.

SAM GOT A BLOW JOB ONCE

The FDA is crooked and is hiding the cure for cancer!

Saturday SciFi channel is my daytime porn. Just watched Pterodactyl , starring Coolio as a Special Ops commander. That left me thinking how dumb it would be to have a commander give me orders in thug-speak.

I had a flight commander that gave orders in gay speak. True story!

At least he probably sounded out his syllables so that you could understand what he was saying.

He spoke elequently but he had the limpest most pathetic handshake known to man (and probably gay man!).

Haha that would be weird. Going from shaking hands with a bunch pf strong rough hands and then almost breaking his dainty wrist.

On SciFi now

Rock Monster!

http://www.scifi.com/rockmonster/

Oh and the chick in the movie is smoking hot.

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0912420/

Yamihama!

I'm now watching this shitty movie with the volume turned all the way down.

Damn, she paralyzed me.

Jo Polito hahah. I love that bald guy!

hahaha t-rex's face just exploded!

I live in Pomona! Smooth line.

What's this here show Sci-fi has going on now?

I have Rock Monster right now. I think the T rex one is next for me.

The janitor danced a little jig of fear mere seconds before he was killed.

Wait a minute...the movie that just ended for me, the t-rex one, wasn't rock monster?

Aztec Rex lol

I guess the movie i'm watching is called Sabretooth, which according to wikipedia, is know for it's shitty special effects:

"...which render the eponymous Sabretooths as little more than cartoon characters."

Dont forget to adjust you time zone on the bottom right

Haha, it is imperative that I properly adjust my time zone. I can never make such a foolish mistake again!

Hilarious....there is a greasy redneck janitor named "silent bob" and you guess it, he doesn't talk!

Heads will roll!

Oh shit. I have a few hours to get nice and drunk for it.

Someone is brutally murdered within the first 2 minutes of the show so be prepared for non-stop action.

OMG OMG OMG This is gonna be scary!



Rarw!

This movie is so good i've turned off winamp and cranked up the telly.

Oh shit the sabretooth carrying truck just crashed...

OMG! Was it this scene?

Shit, the chick from the Weird Science tv show and the professor from Sliders are in this blockbuster.

Ooooooh, "intestinal parasites"

hahhaha i wanna bang the nerdy chick so we can talk about intestinal parasites.

Only bitches look for firewood.

hahaahah people are fucking now

Oh shit, someone just got it on for like five seconds.

i bet the sabretooth leaps through the window and kills the hot blonde.

Get that coffee, man. Leave the girl for me.

She gonna die.

why the fuck is she walking pantless outside?

Here kitty kitty kitty

hahahhaa the cartoon sabretooth snatched that bitch

OH SHIT

oh man this movie is hilarious...tadao it's too bad you have to watch Aztek Rex instead of this beauty

I like how they did a close-up on the Jaguar.

HELLS BELLS

OMG Spoilers!

I bet the guy is an ex-lover or some shit.

A BIG CAT

I'll just save this page and read it while I'm watching.

aw shit, a buddy of mine just called reminding me to take him to the airport at 530am. There's goes my night.

Sabretooth does not deserve spoiler tags. You'll understand once you watch this horrendously shitty movie.

Ah yeah, friends = Airports and Movers.

Thing is he asked me last week and I said i'd think about it, because sacrificing my saturday night to wake up at 5am is pretty shitty. At this point though i'm probably his only option.

JONES

the blonde in the blue has quite the bust

All right folks, i'm off to dreamland.

:pagebrak

What a nice change of pace the last couple of pages have been.

OMG Aztec Rex takes place in the olden days? I'm not drunk enough for this.

That is so true.

Here ya go Pub!

http://e-apraksina.livejournal.com/2223938.html

just the sort of thing i needed to see before i went to sleep!

So did you stay up long enough to watch Sabretooth? I need to know if the hot blond survived long enough for an extreme chest closeup.

Hehe I didn't. I fell asleep watching that stupid Aztec Rex movie.

..

HELL YEAH DUDE, HIGH FIVE

SAM IS THE MAN

LL Cool J - Rock The Bells

HAWT! :x

Bippo Ernesti is a name I'm not sure if I like or not. On the one hand I don't expect to see many of them, removing the need to add an idiotic number to the end, on the other it does rhyme with Hippo & the rotund swede has been known to make some pretty shit characters, including himself.

I am assuming it is not some character from some gighly popular movie/tv show that you all plotted to not tell me about.

That is some creation process for a name! :eek

I'm glad I asked.

Let's get 'im boys!

Finland, Finland, Finland
The country where I want to be
Pony trekking or camping
Or just watching TV
Finland, Finland, Finland
It's the country for me

You're so near to Russia
So far from Japan
Quite a long way from Cairo
Lots of miles from Vietnam

Finland, Finland, Finland
The country where I want to be
Eating breakfast or dinner
Or snack lunch in the hall
Finland, Finland, Finland
Finland has it all

You're so sadly neglected
And often ignored
A poor second to Belgium
When going abroad

Finland, Finland, Finland
The country where I quite want to be
Your mountains so lofty
Your treetops so tall
Finland, Finland, Finland
Finland has it all

Finland, Finland, Finland
The country where I quite want to be
Your mountains so lofty
Your treetops so tall
Finland, Finland, Finland
Finland has it all

Finland has it all

manduwalais, according to google, either an Indian Village Personified or 30/m/Sheffield, UK

I'm hoping for the villiage.

Wacky & Angry? This man is home. :eek

YOU KNOW IT BRO

YOU FUCKIN' KNOW IT

Anyone use a wireless headset for computer gaming? I'm wondering what software I should use with it.

I guess it would be MSN messenger, now I can call Pubs comp if he hooks it up too and talk him through a jerk off session :yum

Oh and I love this picture.

You think we're so mysterious.
Don't take us all too serious.
Be original, and remember that,
what we do is what you just can't do!

Thanks for that tip, i will

PILA666 HAS JOINED THE PARTY ^_^