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Goddammit Khal you got there first! I was gonna tell that joke :lol
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Missed a full lunar eclipse-cum-red moon extravaganza this morning. I was even awake and mucking about at the time - I just had no freaking idea.
Why don'y they tell people on the news the day before, rather than reporting 'oh, lots of people missed it' on every news network 9 hours later? Fucks. Why did google change their page AFTER the fucking event? |
I would have been totally psyched to see a lunar eclipse but NOOOOOOOO, us North American cuntfaces didn't get shit
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I SWEAR I saw the moon getting kind of red, but then a huge storm rolled in and the sky is still full of rain and clouds.
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The moon is now communist
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Could you subscribe to that for us and keep us updated, please?
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IT WONT SAVE YOU FROM JACK NOIR
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8ut I have all the luck. ALL OF IT. ::::)
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And most of the rigor mortis!
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I just found out a friend of mine has become a stripper. I don't know what to tell her; she loves her body, and is open about it, but frankly her taking this sort of job scares me a little. :\
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have sex with her before she has sex with everyone else
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BROTIP:
1. Ask for a demonstration 2. Put on this song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zxYXV2RrwIs 3. ???? 4. Penetrate |
Haha, some retard on youtube is calling me a bigot and says he's reporting me for harassment and hate speech because he's angry that I made fun of teabaggers and joked that he's a racist and probably committed war crimes.
I did a google search for his username and found out that he reports anyone who calls him out on how fucking stupid he is. |
I think that's SOP for people like that.
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The cherry on top is that his username is MRCOMBATVETERAN. Seriously, he never shuts up about how he was in the army.
He kept saying that he was reporting everything I said about his supposed veteran status and hasn't posted a reply since I told him that I was reporting him for homophobic remarks he made on another video. |
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BEEF JERKY JERK-OFF
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back from the Poconos...whatchu doin?
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Pocono. Nice. I'm back from VA Beach. Sort of.
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But no seriously this shit is fucking me up. One hour, I was feeling like the coolest guy ever, and the next I was depressed and miserable. Looked up the side-effects, and bam, mood swings were one of them. Good times are goin' on in my brain. |
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