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LordSappington Sep 11th, 2009 08:55 AM

Pretty/handsome people
 
Dunno why there isn't this thread around.

Dimnos Sep 11th, 2009 10:05 AM

You should have to say who the hell it is.

Aimless Sep 11th, 2009 11:29 AM



Hunter was beautiful.

Chojin Sep 11th, 2009 04:01 PM


executioneer Sep 11th, 2009 04:12 PM

:/

LordSappington Sep 11th, 2009 11:33 PM


LordSappington Sep 11th, 2009 11:36 PM


MattJack Sep 12th, 2009 12:09 AM

I'm too old to look in this thread.

Where's LS when you need him?

Esuohlim Sep 12th, 2009 12:19 AM



Selma Blair :(

Esuohlim Sep 12th, 2009 12:20 AM

Whoosp sorry for taking the thread seriously I meant


LordSappington Sep 12th, 2009 12:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MattJack (Post 647666)
I'm too old to look in this thread.

Where's LS when you need him?


You called?

Zhukov Sep 12th, 2009 01:13 AM

Tasmanian health minister Lara Giddings (ON THE LEFT)



FEMALE WEARING A RED SCARF JUST IN CASE YOU THOUGHT IT WAS THE FAR LEFT.

Guitar Woman Sep 14th, 2009 07:21 PM


MattJack Sep 14th, 2009 08:27 PM

you would

Guitar Woman Sep 15th, 2009 12:52 AM

do you have something to say, motherfucker

Kitsa Sep 15th, 2009 11:35 AM

For the longest time, actually, that was sort of my mental picture of what GW looked like.

Esuohlim Sep 15th, 2009 02:33 PM

Ally Sheedy is the better looking one in Breakfast Club by a looong shot. :(

Kitsa Sep 16th, 2009 03:34 PM

you're just creeped out by redheads

kahljorn Sep 16th, 2009 05:19 PM

fuck molly ringworm

Kitsa Sep 16th, 2009 05:45 PM

and she's not even a real one.

Esuohlim Sep 16th, 2009 11:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 648592)
you're just creeped out by redheads

No way.


Zhukov Sep 16th, 2009 11:55 PM

Red is my favourite head.



Isla Fisher. Had a crush on her since I was a wee school boy.

Fathom Zero Sep 17th, 2009 01:51 AM

Greg Kinnear

Tadao Sep 17th, 2009 05:44 AM



Reminds me of Shrub. Oh so beautiful Shrub.

<3

Kitsa Sep 17th, 2009 07:24 PM

really, Zhukov...I seem to remember being called a ranga :(

Guitar Woman Sep 20th, 2009 05:19 PM




Fathom Zero Sep 20th, 2009 05:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 649212)




There ya go!

Guitar Woman Sep 20th, 2009 05:28 PM

Fathom's a looker too.

j/s.

Fathom Zero Sep 20th, 2009 05:31 PM

I'm not allowed to say anything bad about you, actually. I owe you money. :(



I find this picture incredibly unsettling.

Guitar Woman Sep 20th, 2009 05:31 PM

Also!


Winona :(

Geggy Oct 11th, 2009 08:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zhukov (Post 648694)
Isla Fisher. Had a crush on her since I was a wee school boy.

Too bad she's taken by Ali G. Booyakasha.

MLE Oct 11th, 2009 12:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 649218)
Winona :(

Completely agreed! Also, fathom? You would look better with glasses.

Fathom Zero Oct 11th, 2009 12:33 PM

What kind? I'd like to have glasses, but my vision's very sharp.

Supafly345 Oct 11th, 2009 09:41 PM


I know it looks like I am trying to be a condescending douchbag by trying to prove how cultured I am, but I actually had a genuine crush on Janet Leigh after I saw Touch of Evil that still lingers today. Also this.


Don't you judge me.

The Leader Oct 11th, 2009 10:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Supafly345 (Post 652746)
I know it looks like I am trying to be a condescending douchbag by trying to prove how cultured I am, but I actually had a genuine crush on Janet Leigh after I saw Touch of Evil that still lingers today.

Could you explain how seeing the Touch of Evil makes you cultured? Am I cultured because I think that Louise Brooks was a total babe?

Please say yes. :(

MattJack Oct 11th, 2009 11:15 PM

Yes.

On a side note.. Am I the only guy that is completed turned off by the 1950s triangle bra thing?

I'm just putting that out there for yall.

Jus' sayin.

Fathom Zero Oct 12th, 2009 12:40 AM

I don't dig either, bro.

The Leader Oct 12th, 2009 01:44 PM

Bullet bras have always disgusted me. I don't understand how anyone ever found them attractive.

Supafly345 Oct 12th, 2009 03:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Leader (Post 652764)
Could you explain how seeing the Touch of Evil makes you cultured? Am I cultured because I think that Louise Brooks was a total babe?

Please say yes. :(

It doesn't, this forum is full of arrogant snobs though and I wanted to distance myself from that.

PS I hope that wasn't a knock at A Touch of Evil because that mvoie is awesome.

Skulhedface Oct 12th, 2009 04:08 PM

You'd think bullet bras would be big in the gamer nerd circles, considering you get tits that also look like Mario villains.

Also, Winona <3

Subtracting triangle tits from the equation (I see what you did there, Skulhedface), I've always been a classic girl kinda guy. Audrey Hepburn is love.

The Leader Oct 12th, 2009 05:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Supafly345 (Post 652857)
PS I hope that wasn't a knock at A Touch of Evil because that mvoie is awesome.

I don't think that I've seen it.

Also:





Zhukov Oct 12th, 2009 09:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Geggy (Post 652679)
Too bad she's taken by Ali G. Booyakasha.

Yes, otherwise I'd be in her pants faster than Confessions of a Shopaholic went to DVD.

Kitsa, I never said being a Ranga was a bad thing.

King Hadas Oct 13th, 2009 05:26 AM

Is it normal for people to have lists of esoteric men and women they find attractive? You guys are a bunch of freaks.



The nose knows, I don't know who this is though. Don't mind the foot fetish unless you're into that sort of thng, in which case check out this hot cheesecake.

Kitsa Oct 13th, 2009 02:39 PM

why are her feet so red? :/

Fathom Zero Oct 13th, 2009 03:49 PM

oh god, I can smell Seven Force already.

Supafly345 Oct 15th, 2009 12:13 AM

Way to go, you are hot for Axl Rose.

MLE Oct 15th, 2009 10:43 PM

I like how this whole thread is full of people posting pics of people they think are hot, and then there's fathom zero posting a photo of himself.

MLE Oct 15th, 2009 10:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 648115)

Also, this was my first celebrity crush :<

MattJack Oct 16th, 2009 07:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LordSappington (Post 647673)
You called?

No.

I meant liquid statik

MattJack Oct 16th, 2009 07:42 PM

PS


Sam Oct 16th, 2009 07:45 PM


MattJack Oct 16th, 2009 07:46 PM

oh hell yea

Sam Oct 16th, 2009 07:47 PM

I love her

MattJack Oct 16th, 2009 07:50 PM

me too :(

I'd give my left nut to bust my right one on her

that's a fair trade :(

MattJack Oct 16th, 2009 07:53 PM


Sam Oct 16th, 2009 07:56 PM

She could punch me whenever she wanted. :(

MattJack Oct 16th, 2009 08:00 PM

Domestic violence never hurt so good.

Sam Oct 16th, 2009 08:04 PM

They would try to put me in a abuse shelter and I'd just bust out to go home and get my beating. :(

MattJack Oct 16th, 2009 08:06 PM

They'd just end up taking her to jail :(

"Be careful Sheriff, ya got my heart in the backseat of your squad car. You got my heart, sir."

Women :rolleyes

Sam Oct 16th, 2009 08:07 PM

:tear

MattJack Oct 16th, 2009 08:14 PM



Olivia Munn and Gina can tag team beat me up. Consider it a handicap match.

Sam Oct 16th, 2009 08:21 PM

I saw when she was in Playboy, but not naked. WTF is that shit? >:

MattJack Oct 16th, 2009 10:49 PM

TBH i like not women naked because it kind of ruins the mystery/thrill. If she was naked in Playboy I probably wouldn't like her as much.

I know. It doesn't make sense.

The Leader Oct 16th, 2009 11:02 PM

It makes sense for I feel the same as you. Except I hate Olivia Munn.

MattJack Oct 17th, 2009 03:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Leader (Post 653642)
Except I hate Olivia Munn.

why do you hate her?

Fathom Zero Oct 17th, 2009 04:15 AM

there's emptiness in those eyes.

Kitsa Oct 17th, 2009 09:42 AM

I have no idea who that is, but I have a .gif of that same clip where a thought bubble with a buttplug pops up over her head.

edit: actually, I just looked and it's an entirely different clip with the same woman doing the exact same thing. Is that like some special look she does for the cameras, or what?

I'd post it, but every time I put it up on photobucket my account gets suspended for terms of use violation. But it's also here:

http://www.creepygif.com/image.php?i=701

The Leader Oct 17th, 2009 01:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MattJack (Post 653675)
why do you hate her?

She isn't very smart and her show on G4, or whatever that video game channel is called, is horrible. That and she doesn't look all that remarkable.

MattJack Oct 18th, 2009 02:15 AM

Damn.

I actually like her goofy personality. She's Tom-Boyish on the show, so I think that's why I like her so much.

Diff'rent strokes fer diff'rent folks.

MattJack Oct 18th, 2009 02:23 AM

Para usted, Sam.


Sam Oct 18th, 2009 02:24 AM

Sweet christ.

Sam Oct 18th, 2009 02:27 AM

Mattjack, sometimes I feel like you are the only person in the world who understands me. :(

Fathom Zero Oct 18th, 2009 02:55 AM

:lol

elx Oct 22nd, 2009 03:14 PM

i've noticed a theme. every single girl posted in this thread has dark hair/eyes. :(
whats with that!

Dimnos Oct 22nd, 2009 03:29 PM

Blonds are a dime a dozen.

Pub Lover Oct 22nd, 2009 07:59 PM


<3

MattJack Oct 22nd, 2009 10:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dimnos (Post 654489)
Blonds are a dime a dozen.

:(

Dimnos Oct 23rd, 2009 11:23 AM

Im not saying you cant like em. But they are common as hell now days.

Dimnos Oct 23rd, 2009 11:25 AM

Not to mention that is their going rate too. Times is hard for all. :(

Sacks Oct 25th, 2009 02:34 PM



I can't explain my attraction to this woman, but the second I saw this picture several years ago I knew that we had to be together. One day she will be mine and we will die side by side during a bizarre misadventure.

If you are reading this Axe Girl, I understand that you might be a lesbian after seeing some pictures of someone who looks suspiciously like you. I am ok with this as long as when we're being eaten alive by the bears we can hold hands in our final moments. We don't even have to kiss or nothin'. :)

Fathom Zero Oct 25th, 2009 05:01 PM

Not if I find her first, Sacks.



MARNIE IS CUTE AS A BUTTON



OMG Róisín Murphy OMG

Dr. Boogie Oct 25th, 2009 05:04 PM

Mattjack isn't going to like you hitting on his twin sister, Sacks.

LordSappington Oct 25th, 2009 07:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 654534)

<3

Not gonna lie; elx is pretty cute. *brofist*

The Leader Oct 25th, 2009 07:25 PM

Someone in this thread is a sex offender. Can you guess who it is?

Fathom Zero Oct 25th, 2009 07:27 PM

elx is the sex offender.

LordSappington Oct 25th, 2009 07:30 PM

Is it.... YOU?

MattJack Oct 25th, 2009 08:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Leader (Post 654929)
Someone in this thread is a sex offender. Can you guess who it is?

:lol

And yeah Sacks she's got a teenage boy face.

LordSappington Oct 25th, 2009 09:39 PM

I bet she has bacne.

Sacks Oct 25th, 2009 09:39 PM

In the pictures that were uncovered later she looks more feminine in the face, and it's not because her face is inside some other girl's vagina.

Chojin Oct 26th, 2009 06:09 AM

requesting pm

The Leader Oct 26th, 2009 02:43 PM

Ditto

Sacks Oct 26th, 2009 02:53 PM

You fellas get your dirty minds off my girl. >:

Chojin Oct 26th, 2009 03:15 PM




Tadao Oct 26th, 2009 03:18 PM


Sacks Oct 26th, 2009 03:34 PM

When those pageant girls get old I wonder if their skin crackles like plastic bags. I imagine their hair will have come out by then. Man, wrinkly bald people crackling as they walk around with perfect smiles.

Tadao Oct 26th, 2009 03:40 PM

I hope they permanently look that stupid forever.

Supafly345 Oct 27th, 2009 07:32 AM

I can't tell if some of these are for the body or being pretty.

Kitsa Oct 27th, 2009 01:32 PM

The pageant girls wear "flippers", fake teeth that hide the fact that they're losing their baby teeth and are therefore HIDEOUS.

I watch "Toddlers and Tiaras" every once in a while. Have you noticed the moms are almost universally heavy and frumpy? There must be some psychological formula there.

kahljorn Oct 27th, 2009 08:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chojin (Post 655141)


haha that's the prettiest/handsomest person in this thread yet

LordSappington Oct 27th, 2009 08:27 PM

MY NAME SASHA; I WILL CRUSH YOU


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