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Emu Jan 3rd, 2008 01:08 PM


Cfr5 Jan 3rd, 2008 01:33 PM

I remember seeing that comic somewhere else on this forum.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nick (Post 518561)
P.S.: :squigly

You see, this is funny* because it is "random".


* not funny

terrva Jan 3rd, 2008 03:10 PM

An introduction
 
So, to after lurking on the site every day for three or four years, I decided to celebrate my outrage towards the new design, and registered on the forum after recovering from the shock. Now that I've eyeballed the reborn site for a couple of days, though, I've fallen in love with it again, and would like to introduce myself to the humble folk of I-mockeria.

So without further ado, let the listing begin:

Age - 20
job - framer (like paintings and stuff, not crimes)
where are you at? - Finland
how did you find out about this site? - an angel gave me a vision one time when I fell asleep in class
what's your favorite thing about the site? - the awesomeness
why did you start posting - I'm so ronery
Level of Educ. - self taught
hobbies - arts, music and trashy movies
favorite band - Death
favorite book - Lord of the Flies
favorite movies - too many to list
favorite Video Games - again, too many to list
favorite food - my grandma's salmon & rice stew
In high school you were voted most likely to be - unemployed
Is there anything else we should all know about you? - I really, really like trashy movies

Cfr5 Jan 3rd, 2008 03:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by terrva (Post 518655)
Level of Educ. - self taught

What'd the teacher have to say about you sleeping in class?

terrva Jan 3rd, 2008 03:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cfr5 (Post 518657)
What'd the teacher have to say about you sleeping in class?

Well, she shouted good morning, very loud, straight into my ear. She was a mean old woman.

Mockery Jan 3rd, 2008 03:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by terrva (Post 518655)
where are you at? - Finland
favorite band - Death

I person from Finland who likes the band Death? Who would've thought?

Heheh, welcome to the forums. Glad you're liking the big redesign too. :picklehat

terrva Jan 3rd, 2008 03:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mockery (Post 518661)
I person from Finland who likes the band Death? Who would've thought?

Heheh, welcome to the forums. Glad you're liking the big redesign too. :picklehat

Thanks for the warm welcome!:obey (andre the giant has a posse)

Mockery Jan 3rd, 2008 04:06 PM

So does my Atari Lynx:

Nick Jan 3rd, 2008 06:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cfr5 (Post 518591)
I remember seeing that comic somewhere else on this forum.



You see, this is funny* because it is "random".


* not funny

Mock :squigly all you want, but remember that :squigly always mocks back.

ZAKO the GREAT Jan 3rd, 2008 08:04 PM

so does some random porn that i find randomly and edit it sometime before

terrva Jan 4th, 2008 10:14 AM

So does, uh, nevermind:

:(

Chain-So-Matic Zombies Jan 4th, 2008 12:22 PM

Name- Agoulas Michael
Age- 22
job- Graphic/Web Designer
where are you at?- Greece
how did you find out about this site?- I fuckin don't remember
what's your favorite thing about the site?- How am I supposed to know ?
why did you start posting- cause I had too much Work to do
Level of Educ.- Shithead University of Dumbass Kingdom
hobbies- Computers, Tooonz
fav. music/band- Jeru the Damaja
fav. book- The last time I read a book was 12 yrs ago
fav. movie- Fylakes Anilikon (Teenage Prisons).
Fav. Video Game- Final Fight
fav. food- Fish n' Chips
In high school you were voted most likely to...- I wish I could remember
Is there anything else we should all know about you?- YEAH, I HATE MY SELF AND THEREFORE I HATE ALL OF YOU, BUT I'M A CHEAP LAZY AND COWARD BASTARD THAT THE ONLY WAY TO EXPRESS MY ANGER IS WWW.

executioneer Jan 4th, 2008 12:48 PM

would someone ask helm to find this guy and beat him up

Mockery Jan 4th, 2008 01:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by terrva (Post 518964)
So does, uh, nevermind:
:(

That flag ninja image breaks my heart. You know there are still a few of 'em out there in the woods of Parmistan, still clinging onto the belief that Gymkata will one day become a huge hit and audiences will flock to Parmistan to give them big hugs. The life of a flag ninja is indeed a lonely one. :(

KuddWeazel Jan 5th, 2008 09:58 AM

Name- Brandon Tomczak
Age- 22
job- Air Force DEP Airman Trainee
where are you at?- Right now? Right here. DUH!
how did you find out about this site?- maddox.xmission.com
what's your favorite thing about the site?- Dunno yet first night/day here
why did you start posting- Boredom
Level of Educ.- HS
hobbies- Gaming, watching porn
fav. music/band- MuDvAyNe
fav. book- The Stand by Stephen King
fav. movie- Saw
Fav. Video Game- Waaaaaaaay too many games I like waaaaaaay to much to pick just one, but for the sake of science, FFIII. Hence the sabin avatar.
fav. food- Anything italian. You cook good Italian cuisine I propose to you.
In high school you were voted most likely to...- They hated me in HS. I was voted most wanted to fall off a cliff.
Is there anything else we should all know about you?- I breifly considered becoming a serial rapist

VersaliusGoldfoot Jan 5th, 2008 01:38 PM

Name- John
Age- 22
job-Chef de Cuisine
where are you at?- North Carolina
how did you find out about this site?- It found me.
what's your favorite thing about the site?-Dolph Lundgren references.
why did you start posting- Trying to figure that out now.
Level of Educ.- College
hobbies- Sleeping, Psychedelics, Eating, Poking squishy stuff
fav. music/band- Foetus, Kenny Rogers, Erasure, Finntroll, Combichrist
fav. book- The Stranger, Alice in Wonderland, Carmilla, Kitchen Confidential
fav. movie- Ichi the Killer, Visitor Q, Babbette's Feast, Fright Night, Salo, Holy Mountain, Music & Lyrics
Fav. Video Game-Mortal Kombat 2, Punch-Out, Burger Time, Hitman
fav. food-Osso Bucco, veggies, deer jerky, escargot duxelle, duck a la peche
In high school you were voted most likely to...-Streetside philosopher (aka drunk hobo)
Is there anything else we should all know about you?- I have a winning smile.

Tadao Jan 5th, 2008 02:09 PM

I like poking squishystuff too. It's kind of fun.

Vanhelm13 Jan 5th, 2008 03:04 PM

Name- Guy
Age- 15
job- Manual labor
where are you at?- chapel hill, NC
how did you find out about this site?- Friend found the metal mockery part, and I ended up going through the rest of the site.
what's your favorite thing about the site?- Why the lolz, of course.
why did you start posting- Boredom can lead a man to many things
Level of Educ.- In high school
hobbies- bass (electric and upright), drums, music in general, and discussing the cultural impact of neo-paganism in Kurdish Uzbekistan
fav. music/band- Metal (almost all of it)
fav. book- The Hobbit
fav. movie- LotR series...or maybe Starwars IV-VI
Fav. Video Game- I donno. I recently stopped WoWing, so I don't have any video games....
fav. food- Something coated in chocolate.
In high school you were voted most likely to...- not contribute to the world in any way.
Is there anything else we should all know about you?- Nope.

dirtyxblondexdame Jan 5th, 2008 03:15 PM

oh i want to play!!!

Name- Courtney
Age- 26 1/2
job-Accountant
where are you at?- Jersey City, homie
how did you find out about this site?- don't remember
what's your favorite thing about the site?- movie reviews
why did you start posting- boredom
Level of Educ.- some college
hobbies- if you really care, ask me
fav. music/band- Clutch, Priestess, NIN, Faith no More, Peeping Tom, etc
fav. book- She's Come Undone
fav. movie- any horror
Fav. Video Game- uhhhhh what?
fav. food- mexican
In high school you were voted most likely to...- not graduate
Is there anything else we should all know about you?- lots of things and stuff

Moobs Jan 5th, 2008 03:34 PM

i hope we can be good friends dirty blonde dame :wink

dirtyxblondexdame Jan 5th, 2008 03:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Moobs (Post 519851)
i hope we can be good friends dirty blonde dame :wink

we shall see :)

Vanhelm13 Jan 5th, 2008 03:53 PM

Priestess is awesome. I met them when they played here with Mastodon

dirtyxblondexdame Jan 5th, 2008 03:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vanhelm13 (Post 519857)
Priestess is awesome. I met them when they played here with Mastodon

yeah i saw them open for Clutch last weekend..............blew my mind! i'm all about the stoner rock.

Mockery Jan 5th, 2008 05:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KuddWeazel (Post 519791)
fav. movie- Saw

Any time I see somebody who chooses a movie like this as their favorite, I have to ask "why?" out of sheer curiosity. What is it exactly that makes you pick Saw over all the other horror classics out there?

Quote:

Originally Posted by VersaliusGoldfoot (Post 519824)
what's your favorite thing about the site?-Dolph Lundgren references.
Fav. Video Game-Mortal Kombat 2, Punch-Out, Burger Time, Hitman

Appreciation for both Dolph Lundgren and classic games? You, my friend, will fit in just fine.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vanhelm13 (Post 519843)
Name- Guy
how did you find out about this site?- Friend found the metal mockery part, and I ended up going through the rest of the site.

Heheh cool. It still surprises me how many people find this site because of those extremely old sites of ours. Glad they have that kind of longevity though. So is your name really Guy? I only know one person named "Guy" and he's the infant son of an author I know. I have trouble addressing him as "Guy" though since I'm more tempted to call him "Kid" or "Drooling mess of baby". Guy seems like a name you'd have to wait to go through puberty at least before you can live up to it.

Quote:

Originally Posted by dirtyxblondexdame (Post 519846)
job-Accountant
where are you at?- Jersey City, homie
fav. music/band- Clutch, Priestess, NIN, Faith no More, Peeping Tom, etc

An accountant who likes Faith No More, Peeping Tom and NIN? You've gotta be the most interesting account in the history of accountants. o.o

dirtyxblondexdame Jan 5th, 2008 05:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mockery (Post 519877)
An accountant who likes Faith No More, Peeping Tom and NIN? You've gotta be the most interesting account in the history of accountants. o.o

i'm defenitley the wild child of our office. i'm the youngest, and the only single female. and i'm nowhere near the stereotype of an accountant. our resident gay refers to me as the Accounting Diva. he says i'm too fabulous for finance LOL


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