Sorry little boy, you have to be this tall to be allowed to be on this site.
I can always wear platforms ^ ^;
Location- Japan, I wish ;_;
Intersts- Anime, videogames and hanging around the internet
Yay! ^ ^
There's a steady crop of younger newbs coming in lately.....
oh god PLEASE don't turn this site into a high school newletter, oh please oh please oh please....
Did I ever say I WAS? :rolleyes
OK, fine, I'll play along. Would the term "NEWERBIES" help you stop wetting your Huggies?
And diaper jokes? How old are you? 12?
:lol You know, half of your retorts would be funny if they didn't apply to yourself as well. Because so far, the accusations of NOT being funny and ass-kissing and all DO OBVIOUSLY NOT apply to you :rolleyes
Now, since I come to I-Mockery for reasons other than to tell everyone else over a computer how much they suck or are not funny, I'll see ya around. Retort if you want, but all it'll mean is that SOMEONE is too whiny to let an argument die.
So that means I expect to see about five replies from you for this :lol
Sorry Charlie, I have nothing to say to your attempt at a comeback :). Bye :).
Name- Jack T. Chick
job- torturing the souls of the normal
where you at?- hell
why did you start posting- to SA-VE SO-U-U-ULS!
how long have you been on the board- See my profile
hobbies- Video games and stuff
fav. music/band- Rob zombie
fav. book- The Bible of Death
fav. movie- I dunno
Who do you hate the most on this board- I dunno
what is that smell-Devils and Death!
job- I work at a candy store.
where you at?- Massachusetts.
why did you start posting- Because davinxtk (my boyfriend) introduced me to this place and i liked it.
how long have you been on the board- A couple days...yeah yeah, throw the insults.
hobbies- reading, writing, picking my nose
fav. music/band- guster, idlewild, neutral milk hotel
fav. book- A Clockwork Orange
fav. movie- ^ditto.
Who do you hate the most on this board- I don't know anyone yet.
what is that smell- Probably me.
Name- Sef Joosten (it's Dutch, so shut up, assmonkey)
job- hired assassin, currently under contract to kill you.
where you at?- Steyl, Limburg, Holland, Europe, the World, the Solar System, your Ass.
why did you start posting- because I thought this board was funny.
how long have you been on the board- since beginning of 2002, I think
hobbies- surfin' the net, insulting people, drawing, etc.
fav. music/band- Rammstein!
fav. book- The Stand, by Stephen King
fav. movie- Evil Dead 2, and The Matrix
Who do you hate the most on this board- feelevil, because he's a gaylord.
what is that smell- Napalm, I just waxed my previous victim. You're next.
Wow, you're only 1 year older than me ^_^
STOP MAKING FUN OF WIFFLES!
Name- EJ (Dont let the name Randy Fisk throw you, I'm a girl alright)
job- I am an unemployed suffering Artist wanna make sumthin of it?? :maul
where you at?- The depths of Hell, why do you ask?
why did you start posting- Because it seemed like a good idea at the time, much like running a rusty fork into my eye.
how long have you been on the board- Since today really
hobbies- Art, making "To Kill" lists, writing generally insane rubbish and criticizing things I neither understand nor have any business talking about
fav. music/band- I like a lot of things, like Nirvana, and Hole and The Cure and other things too
fav. book- Currently "Brave New World", ha, soon we'll be living the dream...
fav. movie- I liked "Maid in Manhattan", its not my favorite though, mock me yes, but when it comes down to it, I really want to fuck J-Lo. I also like the crappiness of "Logan's Run" ah carousel, is it really such a bad idea? :goth
Who do you hate the most on this board- I dont know anyone well enough yet...
what is that smell- Sumthin died, but dont worry, once the elves burn the body, it'll go away.
where you at?-
an apartment in DC
why did you start posting-
bc metal mockery looked like fun
how long have you been on the board-
since december 2001 i think
metal, heavy METAL! fav band is carnivore
those little pamphlets that come in tampon boxes
petey wheatstraw the devil's son in law
Who do you hate the most on this board-
what is that smell-
sorry about that my left sock hasn't been washed in awhile.
Everyone copied off of that stop making fun of Wiffles from someone. Let us make fun of Wiffles.
job- Customer Care Specialist III (yes this makes me important!)
where you at?- somewhere in FL
why did you start posting- I don't know
how long have you been on the board- couple of weeks
hobbies- drinking, kickboxing, swimming, music... etc
fav. music/band- I have an appreciation for all music as long as it's good.
fav. book- I don't read that much
fav. movie- Office Space, Dirty Dancing, Friday..
Who do you hate the most on this board- noone yet
what is that smell- oops
Where am I?: Bremerton, WA
favorite band/music: Danzig/metal
favorite book: dont have one, but Im reading Lurker at the Threshold by HP lovecraft, and its chaulk full of nifty...
Favorite movie: either Army of Darkness or Redneck Zombies
Who do I hate the most on this board: Im too new to have a hated foe yet, but patience has its rewards :posh
Name- Leopold Goenitz
Age- 20 (Maybe)
job- If I told you, I'd have to kill you.
where you at?- I've got two turntables and a microphone (Wait... that's "Where it's at"...)
why did you start posting- To show the ignorant masses the power of my secret organization.
how long have you been on the board- 3 minutes... and please, any Jamal/Rosey/Rico jokes will get you killed.
hobbies- Writing some of the most absurd hentai on the planet under the pseudonym "Geopold Loenitz" Damn, I'm slick...
fav. music/band- Xzibit
fav. book- "Napalm and Silly Putty" by George Carlin... a book, I have a feeling you'd love, RoG.
fav. movie- Yotoden: Wrath of the Ninja
Who do you hate the most on this board- The ignorant masses
what is that smell- Shit, I left the oven on... hope I didn't char Fido to badly... I swear, officer, I was just trying to dry him off... those carrots and peas around him on the dish are... um... hey, look, a doughnut! (dashes off)
yeah... I remember you... Iori, Ryo and Terry kicked your ass on my computer many a time before... heh heh
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