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Rongi Mar 29th, 2003 09:10 PM

Sorry little boy, you have to be this tall to be allowed to be on this site.

Wiffles Mar 29th, 2003 09:19 PM

I can always wear platforms ^ ^;

Esuohlim Mar 29th, 2003 09:19 PM

Name- Wiffles
Age-13
Location- Japan, I wish ;_;
Intersts- Anime, videogames and hanging around the internet

Yay! ^ ^

Skulhedface Mar 29th, 2003 09:21 PM

There's a steady crop of younger newbs coming in lately.....

oh god PLEASE don't turn this site into a high school newletter, oh please oh please oh please....

Rongi Mar 29th, 2003 09:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Skulhedface
There's a steady crop of younger newbs coming in lately.....

What makes you "old school"?

Skulhedface Mar 29th, 2003 09:25 PM

Did I ever say I WAS? :rolleyes

OK, fine, I'll play along. Would the term "NEWERBIES" help you stop wetting your Huggies?

Wiffles Mar 29th, 2003 09:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Skulhedface
There's a steady crop of younger newbs coming in lately.....

oh god PLEASE don't turn this site into a high school newletter, oh please oh please oh please....

I may be 13, but I can act just as stupid as you ^.~

Rongi Mar 29th, 2003 09:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Skulhedface
Did I ever say I WAS? :rolleyes

No, but you still shouldn't call someone else a newbie. Thats like making fun of someone who is mentally ill and you yourself are also mentally ill.

And diaper jokes? How old are you? 12?

Skulhedface Mar 29th, 2003 09:32 PM

:lol You know, half of your retorts would be funny if they didn't apply to yourself as well. Because so far, the accusations of NOT being funny and ass-kissing and all DO OBVIOUSLY NOT apply to you :rolleyes

Now, since I come to I-Mockery for reasons other than to tell everyone else over a computer how much they suck or are not funny, I'll see ya around. Retort if you want, but all it'll mean is that SOMEONE is too whiny to let an argument die.

So that means I expect to see about five replies from you for this :lol

Rongi Mar 29th, 2003 09:34 PM

Sorry Charlie, I have nothing to say to your attempt at a comeback :). Bye :).

JackChick Mar 30th, 2003 11:12 AM

Name- Jack T. Chick
Age- eternity
job- torturing the souls of the normal
where you at?- hell
why did you start posting- to SA-VE SO-U-U-ULS!
how long have you been on the board- See my profile
hobbies- Video games and stuff
fav. music/band- Rob zombie
fav. book- The Bible of Death
fav. movie- I dunno
Who do you hate the most on this board- I dunno
what is that smell-Devils and Death!
And Evangelions!

mothra Mar 30th, 2003 12:38 PM

Name- Martha.
Age- 17.
job- I work at a candy store.
where you at?- Massachusetts.
why did you start posting- Because davinxtk (my boyfriend) introduced me to this place and i liked it.
how long have you been on the board- A couple days...yeah yeah, throw the insults.
hobbies- reading, writing, picking my nose
fav. music/band- guster, idlewild, neutral milk hotel
fav. book- A Clockwork Orange
fav. movie- ^ditto.
Who do you hate the most on this board- I don't know anyone yet.
what is that smell- Probably me.

Spectre X Mar 31st, 2003 09:49 AM

Name- Sef Joosten (it's Dutch, so shut up, assmonkey)

Age- 14

job- hired assassin, currently under contract to kill you.

where you at?- Steyl, Limburg, Holland, Europe, the World, the Solar System, your Ass.

why did you start posting- because I thought this board was funny.

how long have you been on the board- since beginning of 2002, I think

hobbies- surfin' the net, insulting people, drawing, etc.

fav. music/band- Rammstein!

fav. book- The Stand, by Stephen King

fav. movie- Evil Dead 2, and The Matrix

Who do you hate the most on this board- feelevil, because he's a gaylord.

what is that smell- Napalm, I just waxed my previous victim. You're next.

Wiffles Apr 1st, 2003 05:15 AM

Wow, you're only 1 year older than me ^_^

Esuohlim Apr 1st, 2003 11:29 AM

STOP MAKING FUN OF WIFFLES!

The_Rorschach Apr 1st, 2003 02:12 PM

http://image1ex.villagephotos.com/pu...sp?id_=2027290

JANITOR KING!

Randy Fisk Apr 1st, 2003 06:17 PM

Sumthin Died...
 
Name- EJ (Dont let the name Randy Fisk throw you, I'm a girl alright)
Age- 18
job- I am an unemployed suffering Artist wanna make sumthin of it?? :maul
where you at?- The depths of Hell, why do you ask?
why did you start posting- Because it seemed like a good idea at the time, much like running a rusty fork into my eye.
how long have you been on the board- Since today really
hobbies- Art, making "To Kill" lists, writing generally insane rubbish and criticizing things I neither understand nor have any business talking about
fav. music/band- I like a lot of things, like Nirvana, and Hole and The Cure and other things too
fav. book- Currently "Brave New World", ha, soon we'll be living the dream...
fav. movie- I liked "Maid in Manhattan", its not my favorite though, mock me yes, but when it comes down to it, I really want to fuck J-Lo. I also like the crappiness of "Logan's Run" ah carousel, is it really such a bad idea? :goth
Who do you hate the most on this board- I dont know anyone well enough yet...
what is that smell- Sumthin died, but dont worry, once the elves burn the body, it'll go away.

Dixie Apr 1st, 2003 06:35 PM

Name-
Nic
Age-
21
job-
SMD
where you at?-
an apartment in DC
why did you start posting-
bc metal mockery looked like fun
how long have you been on the board-
since december 2001 i think
hobbies-
masturbation
fav. music/band-
metal, heavy METAL! fav band is carnivore
fav. book-
those little pamphlets that come in tampon boxes
fav. movie-
petey wheatstraw the devil's son in law
Who do you hate the most on this board-
me
what is that smell-
sorry about that my left sock hasn't been washed in awhile.

Cap'n Crunch Apr 1st, 2003 07:34 PM

Everyone copied off of that stop making fun of Wiffles from someone. Let us make fun of Wiffles.

Esuohlim Apr 1st, 2003 07:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cap'n Crunch
Everyone copied off of that stop making fun of Wiffles from someone. Let us make fun of Wiffles.

You can shut up anytime you want, OK? >:

Johnny Horton Apr 1st, 2003 07:46 PM

Name - Alan
Age - Seventeen
Job - Student (Scheidegger Training Institute)
Where You At? - United Kingdom
Favourite Movie - Blade Runner

I found this place through Brawl Hall :)

Fookin Flappy Apr 2nd, 2003 09:12 PM

Name- Stacy
Age- 23
job- Customer Care Specialist III (yes this makes me important!)
where you at?- somewhere in FL
why did you start posting- I don't know
how long have you been on the board- couple of weeks
hobbies- drinking, kickboxing, swimming, music... etc
fav. music/band- I have an appreciation for all music as long as it's good.
fav. book- I don't read that much
fav. movie- Office Space, Dirty Dancing, Friday..
Who do you hate the most on this board- noone yet
what is that smell- oops

UnDeath Apr 3rd, 2003 05:42 AM

hmmmm....
Name: Ean
Age: 19
J0bz0rz: Slacker.
Where am I?: Bremerton, WA
favorite band/music: Danzig/metal
favorite book: dont have one, but Im reading Lurker at the Threshold by HP lovecraft, and its chaulk full of nifty...
Favorite movie: either Army of Darkness or Redneck Zombies
Who do I hate the most on this board: Im too new to have a hated foe yet, but patience has its rewards :posh

Goenitz Apr 3rd, 2003 12:54 PM

Very well...

Name- Leopold Goenitz
Age- 20 (Maybe)
job- If I told you, I'd have to kill you.
where you at?- I've got two turntables and a microphone (Wait... that's "Where it's at"...)
why did you start posting- To show the ignorant masses the power of my secret organization.
how long have you been on the board- 3 minutes... and please, any Jamal/Rosey/Rico jokes will get you killed.
hobbies- Writing some of the most absurd hentai on the planet under the pseudonym "Geopold Loenitz" Damn, I'm slick...
fav. music/band- Xzibit
fav. book- "Napalm and Silly Putty" by George Carlin... a book, I have a feeling you'd love, RoG.
fav. movie- Yotoden: Wrath of the Ninja
Who do you hate the most on this board- The ignorant masses
what is that smell- Shit, I left the oven on... hope I didn't char Fido to badly... I swear, officer, I was just trying to dry him off... those carrots and peas around him on the dish are... um... hey, look, a doughnut! (dashes off)

UnDeath Apr 3rd, 2003 01:08 PM

yeah... I remember you... Iori, Ryo and Terry kicked your ass on my computer many a time before... heh heh


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