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James Mar 11th, 2003 09:34 PM

SOMEONE MAKE MY CAT STOP THROWING UP >:(
 
Every fucking day, the little bitch upchucks all over the place. I can't deal with vomit. Someone make her stop right now. >:

Rongi Mar 11th, 2003 09:35 PM

VOMIT :)

Whatever happened to him :(?

My dog eats his own vomit :(

Jeanette X Mar 11th, 2003 10:02 PM

sick cat
 
Take the poor animal to the vet then!

Rongi Mar 11th, 2003 10:06 PM

Is that a samurai lady in your avatar :)?

Is it xena :)?

Do you like cats :)?

James Mar 11th, 2003 10:09 PM

She's a medium-hair cat, so her fur gets stuck in her throat, and she hwarfs up hairballs and vomit all the time.

But for Christ's sake, I can't handle walking down the hall and stepping in something cold and wet every day. This is why I'll never have kids.

Captain Robo Mar 11th, 2003 10:23 PM

Shave her.

Jeanette X Mar 11th, 2003 10:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rongi
Is that a samurai lady in your avatar :)?

Is it xena :)?

Do you like cats :)?

It is from the final episode of Xena, which takes place in Asia. And yes, I do like cats.

James Mar 11th, 2003 10:30 PM

RIP Kevin Smith. :(

Jeanette X Mar 11th, 2003 10:33 PM

Hairballs
 
Go to these links for hairball advice:

http://petcareadvice.com/cat/ILLNESSES/hairballs.htm

http://www.thepetprofessor.com/cat-i...hairballs.html

Also, if you just brush the cat more, there will be less loose hair, and thus, fewer hairballs.

Rongi Mar 11th, 2003 10:40 PM

Sorry if I come off as annoying, Jeanette X, I just took three hits of exctacy :D

Jeanette X Mar 11th, 2003 10:42 PM

S'okay.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Rongi
Sorry if I come off as annoying, Jeanette X, I just took three hits of exctacy :D

S'okay.

Rongi Mar 11th, 2003 10:51 PM

Actually I didn't :(

I'm lying :(

I like to pretend I take drugs :(

CynicalDave Mar 12th, 2003 01:09 AM

But doesnt every pathetic loser???

ZoD will soon kill RoG for trying to impersonate him......MUAHAHAHA

DonkeyMolester Mar 12th, 2003 02:54 AM

Well, as a veterinarian I can tell you that your cat suffers from
some sort of disease.

Send the cat to me and I will examine it, I donĀ“t promise to send it back though.

!!!! Mar 12th, 2003 02:59 AM

Maybe you should stop showing the cat your face.

Rongi Mar 12th, 2003 04:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CynicalDave
But doesnt every pathetic loser???

ZoD will soon kill RoG for trying to impersonate him......MUAHAHAHA

You are the worst newbie, ever >:

kellychaos Mar 12th, 2003 05:18 PM

SOLUTION?!!


Jebus Mar 12th, 2003 05:34 PM

maybe you should accidently put it in the dryer and then accidently turn it on and then accidently bury your cat in the backyard :mad

CynicalDave Mar 12th, 2003 05:37 PM

well another solution to helping your cat's problem is to buy it some speciallity cat food with stuff that breaks down furballs....I bought it for my cat when he was a wee kitten, and it worked pretty damn well!

slavemason Mar 12th, 2003 05:42 PM

speciallity cat food = Drano

kellychaos Mar 12th, 2003 05:45 PM

That's ridiculous! How do you get a cat to fit into a drain?! :)

CynicalDave Mar 12th, 2003 05:46 PM

gee and i though i was dumb...


no jk dont go postal on me

The Unseen Mar 12th, 2003 06:24 PM

my cat is morbidlly obese and falls over 3 times per cubic foot, youre better off than i am

Captain Robo Mar 12th, 2003 06:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CynicalDave
gee and i though i was dumb...


Skulhedface Mar 13th, 2003 05:17 PM

OK so your cat won't stop puking, but try this: My dog has nightmares and he keeps whining when he sleeps.


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