That story made me smile :)

I was asst manager for software etc at one point in my life. Like say... when Ultima Online came out. I know the people you speak of. They hang by the counter talking to me about shit I don't care about. At first it was fun because we had the same intrests, but it got old fast because that is all our relationship became.

On a side note. I haven't told you guys my situation. I'm online all day all night. I'm retiered/disabled now. I barely get out anymore. I just moved back to my folks because I can't work anymore and I'm only 37. I'm also in a city where there is absoluitley nothing to do.

Point is... If I post to much... sorry.

how did you become retired

how did we bring you TO THIS LOWLYYYYY STATE

He mentioned crystal meth earlier, I think.

Chojin (AIM): ups delivered my extra 2 gigs of ram late so that they'd show up on my birthday
Chojin (AIM): i called the cat up to watch me open them and he wasn't even looking when I held it up for him
Chojin (AIM): so I declared "Well i know what i'm not getting YOU for christmas next year >:"
Chojin (AIM): this is what happens when I'm left alone for too long ;<

He was on it, or somethin'.

I had to see One Missed Call tonight. Who wrote that heap of shit. Wow, it was bad.

Yeah, I did that for a whole year last year. I think I was trying to kill myself.

Basicly.. I have Ankylosing Spondylitis . My bones have been growing together over the cartalidge for the last 15ish years. Very painful. Didn't know I had it till 2 to 3 years ago. My whole lower back and hips are fused together. And my neck is starting to as well. So for the last 15 years I've been dribnking the pain away until I found out what was causing it. And then I went nuts and spent all my money and did a bunch of drugs not caring if tomorrow came.

But tomorrow keeps fucking coming.

HEY YALLZ JOIN THE IMOCK CHAT ON AIM. ADD ZOMBOID2 AND I GIVE YOU THE HOOK UP!

you should have tried harder not to see it, i could tell it was garbage just by the commercials

sorry to hear that shit dude. is there any viable treatment? on the bright side that may be your ticket to getting yourself a monkey

I'm on Enbrel now which blocks my immune system in order to stop the fusing. But I've said toooooo much already.

I always wanted a trenchcoat full of trained attack gibbons.

i'm going to bed goodnight!

awww merged accounts! how am i gonna pretend to be a newb now :(

Yikes! You look like a mean motherf..

i'm really not though! ask anyone!

One Missed Call was bad? No way! I always thought that was a joke of a movie pitch...

guys i hate that ad we're running where the kids slowly lean in and make hearts from their faces

it's on like every god damn page

When the hearts cover their faces they look like two guys :\

My firefox blocks all ads, apart from the game ones, I like playing them :)

Holy shit, willie's back :eek

Seriously, why do all the cool things happen when I'm not around? >:

I mentioned that a while ago

the guy creeps me right the fuck out :<

PEDRO WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN ALL MY LIFE

I was gonna post the link to the Delta Airlines page where it shows Emily's flight LIIIIIIVE but then I thought 'what if some creep tries to meet us at the airport' and I was all :eek

Airport scene : Hi, can I have my edit button back?

oh, he already showed it to me

rest assured I'll be there and ready to discuss THAT INTERNET in no time buddy!

I'd have no problem with this thread being 'backed-up' or deleted.
I don't think that I target posts because they are by someone new, nor do I try and quote every 'Let's all get to know one another' post. I ignore many, I assure you & I actually like it when they are drawn in here & take up the Chat. A perfect example is Tadao who is currently one of my favourite posters.
I didn't realise that it was mostly me that was causing the problem in here. The whole point was that I wasn't causing problems in other threads, but hey, it's not my site.

What would have been good is if I had been told personally to tone it down or cut it out. That has worked in the past (not counting the couple of other times where it didn't ok? haha). After all, was the problem not here while I was away? A simple statement of "You've been away, we don't want you do do this kind of thing anymore." would have got me much closer to the new I-Mockery path.

Of course, no one but me is responsible for my behavior. ;)

Now, no more about that silly drama. :(

Honestly I don't think Pub is really a problem at all anymore? You just got caught up in the nonsense.

Yeah, it was silly. Thanks Pub. If you are a guy I'd give you a reach around.

hahah the banner ad just went from "get free stuff emailed to you from ann coulter" to "singlemuslim.com dating service"

so guys, the food was made!


most of the ingredients


me cooking the chicken, i am a great chef with awesome skills


the first layer of bacon to go underneath the cheese (there was like 3 or 4 layers)


applying the barbecue chicken to the pizza


pillsbury breadsticks about to be cooooked


the pizza is almost done


it is done, and is probably the best looking barbecue chicken and bacon bacon bacon pizza i have ever had


the complete meal (actually, the cookies are missing :(). the drink was a v8 pina colado smoothie and the dessert (along with the cookies) was a bowl of blackberries and raspberries

yum yum yum :rock:rock:rock

Look delicious :)

PS: Now the ads want me to buy UGG boots :(

Looks good! I forgot to tell you to do the fried cheese sticks with the bread sticks. Awsome Blossoms are always good too since you have a wok.

i do?

that's a pan

never mind

Those bread sticks look fuckin good.

I'm all hungry now :(

guys did you know that "boner" stabone is the son of chekov from star trek

cause i just found that out

http://http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/in_depth/7172016.stm

:lol

I wonder if they'll retcon the Saddam thing and have Punisher execute him instead.

AIIIEE!
So how much shit does a person have to miss before they're considered completely fucking new again? Holy crap.
You can use a pan as a wok if you get the oil hot enough, just don't set your kitchen on fire not that I've done that.

BTC, that pizza looks really good. :yum

The only Adverts I get are for ringtones. Who is T-Pain anyway?

I don't think Jesus is real, but I still like him a bunch, Kid. >:


Anyone read Pratchett's Thud! yet? I'm finding parts of it a bit overly fanboy fanficish & I wonder if I'm really too old to be reading these books. :(

Oh and Tadao, I do the same thing with Vimes, making him much fatter in my head then the books ever claim him to be.

With all the sudden activity I have problems keeping up with the forums and I'm here at least once a day :<

Great thread, I wish I thought of it!

Hey everyone, it's me. I'm back saying hi to the I-mockery Re-De-Sign. Wow I love the new color scheme, reminds me of Wendy's Hamburgers :fart

Anyway, I just wanted to put your mind at ease about me. I did not leave these forums because I had an angry attack (should be a better word for this) over one or two posters. I had a dire situation that I had to take care of.


(I'm the one in the hat)

I had to become coach, manager, and second father to a Tee-Ball team. You see, the only way I could get my father's inheritence (yes, like Juttin, I too am now Fatherless, remember Juttin! Ha!) is by taking this motley crew to the Tee-Ball championships. As you can see, they don't look like the athletic bunch (in fact, they stunk) but with a little grit and a whole lotta heart we made it to the big game. We lost the big game, but by that time I learned that the inhertance money isn't important and what is is teamwork. You can find my story on VHS or probably Youtube.

Well I gotta go, spring training is only a few months away and I have to cut the kid with glasses who will later join another team and prove me wrong. It's going to be rough :( I'm sure you can make some molestation jokes knowing this forum. I'll be sure to read them in 2009. Goodnight!

EDIT: And a big :lol about Rongi getting banned.

I get it Gadzooks... I get it. :(

I didn't like Thud!
Going Postal was great though. Can't wait to read The money one. I forget what it's called.

Oh and Hi Asila I thought you bailed.

The snows gone.... and it's been replaced with fog and soggy mud.

oh, joy.

Can we get a seperate thread for n00dz?

She's probably just arrowX trying to pull a GuitarWoman.

*reads posts*

*dies*

*not really*

Yeah, just wait till my I'ms end up on the Pervert article.

Bright sunshine here. :)

I only come here once a day. ;(

I've only just read Postal, I liked it but I'm still surprised that a second Moist von Lipwig story is following so soon. We haven't seen Rincewind for too long. Also who the hell is Tiffany Aching, & why have not heard anyone tyalking about her?

i have no idea what that means, but i assure you i'm really a woman, and those stories are true. that does NOT mean i'm going to fuck anyone here, nor am i trying to persuade anyone to want to fuck me. those stories are just funny to me.

Nah, girls don't use the internet. ArrowX does though... hmm... the plot thickens.

Good. Sex perverts aren't allowed on the internet.

Besides I've already seen ArrowX's tits.

MINE ARE BETTER!!!!!

oops, sorry. was that out loud??

No I think it was some kind of an internal monologue. What did you say?

*USES ASTERIKS TO SHOW ACTIONS* :rolleyes

Ah, Tiffany Aching is from another set of Pratchett books with the little blue people in them ;)

i said my boobs are teh bestest :)

PICS OR DIDN'T HAPPEN!

Is it me or is ED too sex fueled?

The wee men from Lancre?

I'M SO GLAD THIS THREAD GOT BUMPED X_X

god damn it. can i at least be on this forum for a month before i have to show the goods?!?!?!

Well, it does give us all something to look forward too...

you get this for now. iz mah pj's.

Erectile dysfunction is too sex fueled? :confused:

My name is George W. Bush and I approve of this message.

I'm not allowed to be a perv?

Go to the chat room, quueerrrs.

hey i took one good picture. i wanted to share. i go NOWHERE!!!!

It'll be a cold day in hell before we allow people like you to tarnish the Internet's reputation.

bitch shut up that ain't you an besides that girl has a straight dick in her pants

that sure is me. check my myspace, you'll see.

*looks down pants*

no penis, sorry.

Ohhh! Bitch got told!

Have you checked your mouth? When I loose dicks they sometimes turn up there.

They were making snowmen in hell last Thursday.

all clear.

why the fuck did we unban this guy

Mockery did you do this

you're skating on some fucking thin ice, kid

Ok, I really, really hope all these new kids get bored soon

I was prepared for faggotry but this is insane

ED, Chojin banned you for 24 hours. I suggest you heed the warning unless you want to be banned for longer, or permanently. One of the rules on this forum is that we don't allow pics containing nudity on it. Many people read this site from work and can get into some deep shit as a result of somebody like you posting porn.

Furthermore, don't start fights in the post your picture thread, this thread is for posting photos, not bickering about your 24-hour ban.

it's time for the QUOTAPOST game

:chatter

:lol

But seriously, I find myself over & over almost saying "Take this shit to the Chatroom! >:" Because I totally don't want to see it fucking up every other damn thread.
I've said it before & I'll say it again, this thread should be a bootcamp for the new idiots.

Of course, the new non-idiots can post in here too. I don't want to be exclusive or anything. :lol

i might fall into the idiot category only because i always allow myself to get drawn into bullshit. happen on the last forum i was on, cause i just can't walk away when someone is being a dick.

I WASN'T COUNTING PRETTY GIRLS

GW, you know you're the prettiest girl here. :love

Besides, I've already uncovered the truth that dirtyXxwhoreXx is just arrowX trying to emulate Guitar Woman's "success".

*sigh*

seriously?? let it go. i'm not trying to copy anyone. and i am a chick. do i need to take a pic right now holding up a fucking sign that says "hey MetalMilitia, see these!?!?" with an arrow pointing to my tits? don't make me do it.

Do it!

Actually, the standard procedure for female posters is a sign that states "I'm a hot chick and I love Jixby Philips"

you're probably not gonna stick around long, are you :\

I DID IT, I DON'T SEE WHY YOU SHOULDN'T

First off, I apologized to her.

Second off, I re-read the rules when I got banned so I have a better sense of things now.

Third off, he/she/it was starting with me. I'm not going to back down just because they've been here longer.

who, me?? i could care less about those assholes. it's fun for me to fuck with them. and i'm no quitter, dammitt.

oh, and it's obvious that ED and MM both are pervs and just looking to see tits. i'm not that dumb. besides, they need to know the following --

you can't accuse someone (read: a girl) of having a penis if you don't have one yourself.

while I agree that Evil Dead is an obnoxious faggot, Metal Militia's just funning with you.

It's how this forum works. It's a lot better if you think of it as one big joke!

I never accused you of having or not having one.

I'm just encouraging debauchery. Thats all.