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Pub Lover

Jun 22nd, 2008 06:48 PM

:pagebrak

Pub Lover

Jun 22nd, 2008 06:48 PM

Oh look, 42,000. Eight thousand until a real marker.

Guitar Woman

Jun 22nd, 2008 06:51 PM

I got new shoes today

Pub Lover

Jun 22nd, 2008 06:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 562849)

I got new shoes today

Is everything suddenly right?
Did you say "hey, I put some new shoes on and everybody's smiling"?
Was it so inviting?

Guitar Woman

Jun 22nd, 2008 06:55 PM

Yes.

Pub Lover

Jun 22nd, 2008 06:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 562851)

Yes.

Kitsa

Jun 22nd, 2008 07:06 PM

To everyone.

Pub Lover

Jun 22nd, 2008 07:11 PM

Everyone stupid enough to read this thread. :eek

HickMan

Jun 22nd, 2008 07:33 PM

:notfunny

ElPila666

Jun 22nd, 2008 07:38 PM

I'm more sociable in this thread than in the real life :eek , girls don't know about me because i'm all day stoned on weed, so i cry at night

Pub Lover

Jun 22nd, 2008 07:39 PM

If it was at all supposed to be, then it was a particularly dark & sardonic way.

Pub Lover

Jun 22nd, 2008 07:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ElPila666 (Post 562856)

I'm more sociable in this thread than in the real life :eek , girls don't know about me because i'm all day stoned on weed, so i cry at night

Wait, I thought you were gay? :eek

Pub Lover

Jun 22nd, 2008 07:41 PM

Oh, I get it! It's Esuohlim impression.

ElPila666

Jun 22nd, 2008 07:41 PM

i am bisexual also i defend animal's rights

Pub Lover

Jun 22nd, 2008 07:43 PM

The right for animals to have sex with people?

HickMan

Jun 22nd, 2008 07:44 PM

http://lawforkids.org/toons/static.c...ain_file&id=20

Pub Lover

Jun 22nd, 2008 07:49 PM

:wank

ElPila666

Jun 22nd, 2008 07:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 562861)

The right for animals to have sex with people?

i'm not into zoophilia pubs, geez :x

MattJack

Jun 22nd, 2008 07:52 PM

IM GOING TO GO DRINK SOME MARGARITAS

MATTJACK VIEWING THREAD: MARGARITAS ON A SUNDAY EVENING

HickMan

Jun 22nd, 2008 07:54 PM

I'm going to steal stuff tonight guys wish me luck!

Pub Lover

Jun 22nd, 2008 08:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ElPila666 (Post 562864)

i'm not into zoophilia pubs, geez :x

Geese? :eek

Pub Lover

Jun 22nd, 2008 08:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MattJack (Post 562865)

IM GOING TO GO DRINK SOME MARGARITAS

MATTJACK VIEWING THREAD: MARGARITAS ON A SUNDAY EVENING

I want to look at that thread, but I'd need the Monday afternoon edition. :(

Pub Lover

Jun 22nd, 2008 08:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HickMan (Post 562866)

I'm going to steal stuff tonight guys wish me luck!

GOOD LUCK STEALING STUFF, MISTER D! :eek

Pub Lover

Jun 22nd, 2008 08:17 PM

Users viewing this thread: None

:(

Pub Lover

Jun 22nd, 2008 08:17 PM

:rawr

Pub Lover

Jun 22nd, 2008 08:18 PM

Pub Lover

Jun 22nd, 2008 08:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 562871)

:rawr

I seem pretty certain of that being the command for :domo

liquidstatik

Jun 22nd, 2008 08:19 PM

liquidstatik

Jun 22nd, 2008 08:19 PM

:domo

liquidstatik

Jun 22nd, 2008 08:20 PM

yay

liquidstatik

Jun 22nd, 2008 08:20 PM

we should cut back on so many gay emoticons guys :(

Pub Lover

Jun 22nd, 2008 08:21 PM

How was your Mexican food?

liquidstatik

Jun 22nd, 2008 08:21 PM

esp :loo

liquidstatik

Jun 22nd, 2008 08:22 PM

it was alright it made my butt hurt for a whiel :x

Pub Lover

Jun 22nd, 2008 08:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by liquidstatik (Post 562877)

we should cut back on so many gay emoticons guys :(

I think that five minutes before I post the next one. :(

liquidstatik

Jun 22nd, 2008 08:22 PM

so thers this 67 y/o old guy in town he bought a 20something y/o Philippino or w/e mail order bride; she's pretty hot :O

Pub Lover

Jun 22nd, 2008 08:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by liquidstatik (Post 562880)

esp :loo

I think I hate them all. SAD FACE

liquidstatik

Jun 22nd, 2008 08:23 PM

they wer eat wal-mart earlier and i wanted her so hard you have no idea :'(

liquidstatik

Jun 22nd, 2008 08:23 PM

i like :eek a lot thugh :eek

Pub Lover

Jun 22nd, 2008 08:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by liquidstatik (Post 562881)

it was alright it made my butt hurt for a whiel :x

For realz or are you just playing up the cliché?

Pub Lover

Jun 22nd, 2008 08:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 562888)

For realz or are you just playing up the cliché?

OR DID YOU GET BUTT-FUCKED ATTHE TACCOBELL? :eek

liquidstatik

Jun 22nd, 2008 08:25 PM

well only my butt when i was takin a doodie the rest of the time it was just my stomach ;x

liquidstatik

Jun 22nd, 2008 08:26 PM

i twasn't taco bell it was REAL mexican food :eek

Pub Lover

Jun 22nd, 2008 08:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by liquidstatik (Post 562883)

so thers this 67 y/o old guy in town he bought a 20something y/o Philippino or w/e mail order bride; she's pretty hot :O

It is something worth saving up for. Despite being like Seven Force with the yellow fever, I think I'd go for a Russian, because it would be cool to have a wife that is always drunk & is fully willing to put a cigarette out in my eye.

liquidstatik

Jun 22nd, 2008 08:27 PM

anwyay pub i have friends i gotta hang out with sorry dude ill ttyl tho D:

liquidstatik

Jun 22nd, 2008 08:27 PM

i wuld deport her the second she p*ssed me off no doubt

Pub Lover

Jun 22nd, 2008 08:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by liquidstatik (Post 562885)

they wer eat wal-mart earlier and i wanted her so hard you have no idea :'(

If you hide his offbrand viagra, you could probably get her.

Pub Lover

Jun 22nd, 2008 08:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by liquidstatik (Post 562886)

i like :eek a lot thugh :eek

:eek

I want :madeek. :(

Pub Lover

Jun 22nd, 2008 08:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by liquidstatik (Post 562890)

well only my butt when i was takin a doodie the rest of the time it was just my stomach ;x

You've already shit it out? That isn't right, that isn't right at all.

Pub Lover

Jun 22nd, 2008 08:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by liquidstatik (Post 562891)

i twasn't taco bell it was REAL mexican food :eek

But Taco Bell is the only brand that suvived the franchise war.

Pub Lover

Jun 22nd, 2008 08:31 PM

Pub Lover

Jun 22nd, 2008 08:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by liquidstatik (Post 562893)

anwyay pub i have friends i gotta hang out with sorry dude ill ttyl tho D:

YEAH? WELL, I HAVE FRIENDS I HAVE TO GO SEE ALSO! :lie

SO, SCREW YOU! >:

:tear

Pub Lover

Jun 22nd, 2008 08:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by liquidstatik (Post 562894)

i wuld deport her the second she p*ssed me off no doubt

I'm pretty sure they're greatful to be in America & not living in a mudhut or some shit.

I'd say you'd need a new one every five years, but don't worry, they have a pretty good second market.

Pub Lover

Jun 22nd, 2008 08:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 562896)

I want :madeek. :(

& :hat :(

Pub Lover

Jun 22nd, 2008 09:06 PM

mca_mom has replying to the GabbyGaga death thread for ten minutes now, I'm really fighting the urge to run in before her & say something about her daughter being cute but trashy & it's a shame she's dead because dudes wouldn't mind fucking her crazy ass.

ElPila666

Jun 22nd, 2008 09:14 PM

i had been banned from another forum for posting a candyviva picture :( , wtf

Pub Lover

Jun 22nd, 2008 09:16 PM

Not all forums are as embracive of paedophiles as this one.

ElPila666

Jun 22nd, 2008 09:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 562904)

:necrophilia :x

Pub Lover

Jun 22nd, 2008 09:21 PM

My, we are obsessed with sex, are we not. :x

HickMan

Jun 22nd, 2008 09:30 PM

whose this gabby girl? Did I miss something in my months of absence?

Pub Lover

Jun 22nd, 2008 09:34 PM

She was a poster here for a short time last year. Apparently she killed herself & her mom is here to make us feel bad about it.

I only just looked at her Myspace, once it loaded*, she looked kinda alright.

*Fuck you Myspace & your constant upgrades that make you load even slower. >:

Pub Lover

Jun 22nd, 2008 09:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jeanette X (Post 562913)

Holy shit is it good. You've got to go see it, its better than the original TV show. It manages to be suspenseful and hilarious.

Dealing with a crazy person's crazy mom has driven Jeanette insane.

Pub Lover

Jun 22nd, 2008 09:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 562921)

This is one fat trashy whore.

Exactly! :lol

I like that you picked the trashiest picture. :)

Tadao

Jun 22nd, 2008 09:48 PM

Hi guys!

Pub Lover

Jun 22nd, 2008 09:51 PM

Shrubfest will be crushed! :eek

Tadao

Jun 22nd, 2008 09:52 PM

I know, I still want to fuck her.

Pub Lover

Jun 22nd, 2008 09:55 PM

I don't know which is harder to get to; Yorkshire, or the afterlife.

I do know I'd rather go to hell than the North of England.

Tadao

Jun 22nd, 2008 09:57 PM

For some Shrubfest pussy? I'd go to church even.

Pub Lover

Jun 22nd, 2008 10:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MattJack (Post 562926)

George Takei Finds Gabby Shortly After She Dies, by MattJack

:lol

If it wasn't gay to use the barnstar emoticon, you'd get it from me, Buddy.

MattJack

Jun 22nd, 2008 10:03 PM

it's the thought that counts ;)

Pub Lover

Jun 22nd, 2008 10:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jeanette X (Post 562939)

Can somebody please lock this thread already?

I would be very upset if this happens.

Pub Lover

Jun 22nd, 2008 11:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mca_mom (Post 562945)

'Tadeo' and 'Hawnted' are disgusting examples of humanity. I know who they are and know of their tawdry and cowardly personas. 'Tadeo' is a mindless individual who can only hope to attain some semblance of someone-in-the-now in the limited world of board postings. 'Hawnted' is uncovered, his online persona a matter of personal interest to me. Jeanette, please recommend that these slur artists shut their mouths.

Who is Hawnted? :confused:

Pub Lover

Jun 22nd, 2008 11:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mca_mom (Post 562945)

I will defend my daughter to the last day of my life. No one knew her.

Was that because your husband kept her locked in the basement for the last 19 years?

Fathom Zero

Jun 22nd, 2008 11:24 PM

Mmmmmm. The forbidden fruit.

Tadao

Jun 22nd, 2008 11:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 562946)

Who is Hawnted? :confused:

I was wondering the same, maybe someone is sending PM's

Tadao

Jun 22nd, 2008 11:27 PM

I prefer to insult publicly.

Pub Lover

Jun 22nd, 2008 11:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jeanette X (Post 562952)

I did, and it clearly didn't work. If they won't listen to me...

Code:

I wonder if Jeanette believes Vet respect is real. :(

:domo

Fathom Zero

Jun 22nd, 2008 11:29 PM

ONLY AT MCDONALDS
ONLY AT MCDONALDS
ONLY AT MCDONALDS
ONLY AT MCDONALDS
ONLY AT MCDONALDS

Pub Lover

Jun 22nd, 2008 11:29 PM

:pagebreak

MattJack

Jun 22nd, 2008 11:30 PM

:( I can't believe it was locked

Fathom Zero

Jun 22nd, 2008 11:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MOCKERY

I'm closing this thread.

If this person is really her mom, she should be spending her time doing something else, other than bitching at people on the internet who never even knew Gabby (who may or may not have ended her life). This is a humor site, get over it.

If it's not her mom and/or she didn't end her life, this puts an end to the attention that she so desperately wants by keeping the thread going.

Those were my sentiments originally, but I thought I'd indulge her mind a bit.

Pub Lover

Jun 22nd, 2008 11:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MattJack (Post 562965)

I can't believe it was locked

Me either, not cool. :(

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mockery

This is a humor site, get over it.

I found it humourous. :(

Tadao

Jun 22nd, 2008 11:33 PM

Last word Whoo Hoo!

Pub Lover

Jun 22nd, 2008 11:34 PM

NOW WE'LL NEVER KNOW WHO HAWNTED WAS. :eek

If only we could tempt MCA_MOM in here. :(

Pub Lover

Jun 22nd, 2008 11:44 PM

I've been sigged! I've been sigged! I've been sigged! :dance

Pub Lover

Jun 22nd, 2008 11:53 PM

Oh jesus, Rog is reading this thread. It's like being caught behind the bikesheds by the headmaster. :(

Esuohlim

Jun 23rd, 2008 12:15 AM

I want to unlock that thread :(

Pub Lover

Jun 23rd, 2008 12:16 AM

I knew you would. :D

Don't though, Stupid. >:

MattJack

Jun 23rd, 2008 12:21 AM

maybe her mom will come in here

:wishfulthinking

Fathom Zero

Jun 23rd, 2008 12:25 AM

ho-Hum.

Pub Lover

Jun 23rd, 2008 12:28 AM

The forums are geared against them being active. Between the trolls & the rules, no one stays long enough.

PS, I wish I knew anyone that cared about international politics, I wanna lay down some insults against Robert Mugabe. :(

MattJack

Jun 23rd, 2008 12:40 AM

mugabe is a swell dood man what are you talking about?

Pub Lover

Jun 23rd, 2008 12:43 AM

Oh yeah, I don't know what I was thinking. He's one dude that hates the bl*cks almost as much as I do.

Pub Lover

Jun 23rd, 2008 12:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 562985)

This girl I work with has giant sunglasses but I still want to fuck her brains out so shut it Tadao what are you gay

Ask her out, Coward. >:

MattJack

Jun 23rd, 2008 12:53 AM

RIP GABBY

I HOPE THIS CRUDE ANIMATION I MADE IN REMEMBRANCE OF YOU KILLING YOURSELF HELPS YOU NOT TO BE FORGOTTEN /never forget

liquidstatik

Jun 23rd, 2008 01:08 AM

:lol

Esuohlim

Jun 23rd, 2008 03:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 562991)

Ask her out, Coward. >:

I don't know dude her first day hadn't even ended before she told me about her ex-boyfriend in prison, her breast reduction surgery, and her lazy eye :(

I think I might be better off if I just stay away from this one :(

Tadao

Jun 23rd, 2008 03:48 AM

See! I told you you fucker.

HickMan

Jun 23rd, 2008 04:28 AM

Guys I stole a bandanna and other things. Plus caused a ruckus :eek

MetalMilitia

Jun 23rd, 2008 08:55 AM