I gained like 7 pounds from all the candy and soda I shoved into my fucking gob during withdrawal >:

Thankfully maybe I'll actually be able to run a few laps without dying of asphyxiation now

Or I will when my lungs finish coughing up all the bullshit I've coated them with in the last 3 years.

Pub Lover: I would, but it's too small for the internet

aww pub that makes my day ;_;

It seems like every year I get some sort of respiratory infection from smoking too much, then I spend what feels like an eternity coughing up phlegm, then I promise everyone I know I'll give up smoking, and then as soon as I feel better I go right to the smoke-shop and pick up about three pouches of tobacco.

I just got over a particularly bad respiratory infection and promised myself I'd never pick up another cigarette. Then next thing you know one of my friends gives me a new hand carved meerschaum cigarette holder. Fuck you, friend.

Somebody said this and it profoundly bothered me. I see it a lot, and all the pink shit and such, so it doesn't really bother me. But when a blanket reblogged, reposted message accuses me of being a fucking asshole, I tend to become righteously indignant.

Lets get Kitsa to punch them out.

I was gonna say just as much.

I would be willing to bet money that the person who posted that doesn't have cancer, or had an "easy" cancer (like a skin precancer that was frozen off in one dermatologist visit). We get a lot of people trailing us for the sympathy contact high.

I wouldn't hang out with people who had cancer if I got cancer.

They're embarrassing.

uh huh

>:

So for no reason I lose the ability to edit?

Hello lots and lots of double posts I guess

EDIT: And now it is back :lol

This place confuses me :lol

well some homos in article discussion got upset about the new editing rules and emailed the boss about it, so pub loses his edit button again and we return to the old system.

in unrelated news, we're going to try out a new 'user reputation' system where you can rank other board members. people with negative rating will automatically be given the title of 'chuckleworthy'. :picklehat

you can now judge people by clicking on the scale in the upper-right of their post. you can then vote and tell them just how chuckleworthy they really are.

I am glad you go through so much trouble for me Chojin :lol

Testing for edit capabilities.

EDIT: OH WOW

Ha ha, they think rep matters.

I'm probably just mad because I've got neg rep already, though. Son of a bitch.

I can only see the scales on my own posts. How do I negatively vote for people?

I'm 80% sure you have to have positive rep before you can actually fuck with anyone.

Now we're just like the ctrl alt del boards :lol

so the colored dots under your join date represent your rep. we have 6 categories:

'high negative' (orange)
'negative' (red)
'balanced' (grey)
'positive' (green)
'high positive' (bright green)
'unreppable' (black, for admins)

I'm thinking we should have a small gif that says something instead. I'm open to suggestions here. Surely 'chuckleworthy' will have to be the one for negative rep. I set the thresholds hilariously low so you all can fuck with each other since the reps don't mean anything. You get more points to spend on people if you have more posts and more rep.

Also i'm curious as to why the forum thinks GW has a negative rep already.

The record of my infractions is down below the "new threads" bar in my user control panel, which is where messages left by other posters when they rep you would normally show up.

If I had to guess I'd say infractions neg you by 10, since I have -30.

Only scale icon I see is on just my posts

But I thought that was supposed to be the gag

Are we allowed to duel for each other's rankings a la Highlander? 'Cause I will go all carpathia on some asses here

Makes sense to me. I'm more concerned as to why Pentegarn has positive rep.