Looks like Halo 3 will have to be rated AO
 

Apparently the master chief now has wangs instead of fingers. Must be popular with the ladies

i've not played the first two halos and i'm not playing this one

looks like a 'wang' that Giger would create

Man, you are so badass just going into threads about popular games and saying you refuse to play them. You are so hardcore.

this thread sucksssssssss

please close this offensive thread mod!!!!

i wasn't trying to bring dwon a popular game i was trying to be a jerk to dingleberry mcdumbavatar sheesh

I like how Sniperwart puts willie down when he basically did the same thing in the Contra thread all
"WAH WAH I DONT PLAY HANDHELDS "

I hope Durin dies, sad and alone after being dumped by the only woman who would ever consider having sex with him, but before having sex with him dumps him. On his way home he buys 16 bottles of Bourbon and gets drunk on a quarter of one cuz hes such a fucking pussy. In his drunken stupor he swerves to avoid hitting a pothole going 112mph only to enter the second lane sideswiping a minivan full of orphans on their way to meeting their lost family's for the first time, killing no one in the vehicle instantly. Durin's legs are mangled and pinned against the seat by the broken jagged as the Van ignites obliterating 3 of the children in the back seat and slowly broiling the driver and passenger, while the other two orphans slowly die of smoke inhalation and 2nd and 3rd degree burns caused by the broiling corpses of the first 3 children. Durin can do nothing but lament his actions as the fire slowly works its way to his legs causing him to slowly burn over the course of 16 hours because adverse weather conditions postpone emergency crews. The fire reaches the 15 and 3/4 bottles of bourbon blasting him clean from the wreckage into a ditch where nothing discernible remains of his body and the ravens and crows pick at his barely living husk until his last few pathetic moments. and the last thing he ever thinks about is weather or not anyone laughed at his thread.

I didn't read any of that but shut the fuck up.

The difference being that I like Contra. Sorry for spoiling your mockeryof the poster, Willie. This is a pretty stupid thread.

how do you know i dont really like halo maybe i am lying :confused :confused :confused

Cuff him, Dick.

dick, you say

Get down on the ground, sir.

I do the cop related humor here, pal.

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TOW THE FUCKING LINE

guys i'm with vice you totally blew my cover thanks a lot >: internal affairs will hear of this >:

Well, I guess that this board is full of Halo fanboys, because seriously, if those look more like wangs than fingers. Dead serious.

i dont know man i just dont see i-

OH WAIT NOW I GET IT LOLOLOA ALOLOLOL OL :lol LOLOLOLOL :lol

:lol :lol

OH STOP I CANT TAKE IT I CANT BREATH :lol

ahhh alright i'm good....

PENIS FINGERS BWAHAHAHAHAHA :lol

OH MAN MY STOMACH :lol :lol :lol

OH MAN YOU GOT TO SHOW THIS TO PENNY ARCADE hahahahaha lololol :lol

ah ah ah ahhhhhhhh

alright alrgiht enough i'm good now :picklehat

PFFFFTTTT HALO 3 :lol :lol :lol

OOH OH GOD SOMEONE STOP ME I'M GONNA PUKE FROM LAUGHING SO HARD :lol :lol :lol