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Studio8 Dec 25th, 2003 06:30 PM

Masturbating in a car
 
Do you think you could get in serious trouble for getting caught doing this?

Just, uh..wondering.

MisSFiT Dec 25th, 2003 08:37 PM

I think if you masturbate in a car the only people that could really be able to see you are truck drivers.
And around here anyway, cops drive cars and truck drivers might get a kick out of it.
Why the hell would you masturbate in a car anyway? :/

Emu Dec 25th, 2003 08:42 PM

Whose car?

Schimid Dec 25th, 2003 08:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MisSFiT
I think if you masturbate in a car the only people that could really be able to see you are truck drivers.

NUH-UH :picklehat

MisSFiT Dec 25th, 2003 08:48 PM

ok;
You have truck drivers, SUV's, and vans right?

The only people actually looking are truck drivers cause I'd imagine that they look for entertainment anywhere they can since they are driving all day long.
I know I would. :)

Studio8 Dec 25th, 2003 09:40 PM

My car.
I was driving back home from the other home today and I got a boner and I just thought about it and thought about it and thought about it.

Why couldn't I think of a better word to use than boner just now?

Anyways, I was wondering if something bad could happen if someone with authority were to catch someone doing that.

Ooner Dec 25th, 2003 10:26 PM

You probably wouldn't get in big trouble unless your boner was clearly publicly exposed, a cop would probably just tell you to put it away.

I've masturbated in a car before :/

Twice :/

MisSFiT Dec 25th, 2003 10:56 PM

Is it fun?

Studio8 Dec 25th, 2003 10:58 PM

I liked it. If you have explosive orgasms though, it might be a little dangerous. Clean up can be awkward, too.

MisSFiT Dec 25th, 2003 11:10 PM

Yeah for you!

Alphonse Dec 25th, 2003 11:29 PM

I masturbated in the back of a van once. I think the van was shaking :\

Command Prompt Dec 26th, 2003 01:17 AM

I liked you guys better when you were more mysterious >:

Ooner Dec 26th, 2003 01:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Studio8
I liked it. If you have explosive orgasms though, it might be a little dangerous. Clean up can be awkward, too.


sadie Dec 26th, 2003 01:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ooner
unless your boner was clearly publicly exposed

yah. 'cause girls would never-ever do it in a car.

MisSFiT Dec 26th, 2003 03:08 AM

I knew this guy who wiped his ass with a sock after he took a shit in a public bathroom and realized after the fact there was no toilet paper.

kellychaos Dec 26th, 2003 02:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MisSFiT
Why the hell would you masturbate in a car anyway? :/

Another Rush Limbaugh fan. :/

MisSFiT Dec 26th, 2003 02:04 PM

Rush Limbaugh is SEXY. >:

Studio8 Dec 26th, 2003 05:53 PM

Masturbating in a sock is not a good idea.

MisSFiT Dec 26th, 2003 08:23 PM

No, no.
I think he meant that after you ejaculated you can take off your sock and clean it up.
Or you could just keep an extra pair in your car just incase you ever felt the urge again.

Ooner Dec 26th, 2003 09:31 PM

I masturbated in the sock but only at the end. And it wasn't the sock from my foot, I had a different one. :)

Helm Dec 26th, 2003 11:29 PM

I've masturbated in an abandoned building once. It was night.

Studio8 Dec 27th, 2003 12:22 AM

The way the semen makes the sock feel after a couple of weeks is gross. Not soggy bread gross, but close.

MisSFiT Dec 27th, 2003 01:56 AM

Wow, look what you started. :)
Now you have all these wonderful masturbating ideas to share with all of your friends!
Oh and, I think you should probably not use the same sock any more than two times before you wash it. :/

Studio8 Dec 27th, 2003 03:31 AM

I used the same ones 4 times last month because I wanted to see what would happen and I was using too much of our house toilet paper. The bottom of the sock was weird and stiff.

kellychaos Dec 27th, 2003 03:12 PM

My sock is so overused and stiff it rides shotgun with a safety belt.


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