smackdown is pretty awful. raw is sometimes good.

Smackdown doesn't usually forget it's a wrestling show and is probably the best brand WWE's got right now, although Batista, Rey Mysterio, and Taker being the main event don't help it any.

Raw is a soap opera every episode, though. Miz needs to be around more and Evan Bourne needs to get squashed less.

I like Evan Bourne. I just wish he didn't have to always fight that one guy...Sheamus? I think he's RAW champ right now. The one that looks like he could be Test's fake Irish brother.

Holy shit, Brian Kendrick has crossed the fucking line and entered the Impact zone

/wooo/ knew it all along!

ON THIS DAY
I SEE CLEARLY
EVERYTHING HAS COME TO LIFE

He kinda looks like a fat mountain man now though. Better than Cena or Batista winning.

Orton got screwed for SHHUURREEEE, and I'm glad Edge is finally back.

Evan Bourne was the first guy eliminated. :(

You making a sad face was the first thing that crossed my mind as he went over. :lol

Well, he was bourne to fly :lol

I was tremendously disappointed in the matches leading up to the Rumble. Orton's match moreso than the others because you could see the ending coming a mile away and it still somehow came off as awkward and anti-climactic.

Punk stole the show at the Rumble proper, imo.

I showed my anti support for the women's championship match by wearing my NO MA'AM SHIRT.

Randy, you dick

Not a tremendous fan of ECW, but I feel like I should watch tonight just so I can say I was there. I'm more excited about everyone on the show becoming free agents, hopefully Raw will get someone I give a shit about finally.

I watched Raw last night. Since I am years behind the events I was more than a bit confused. So I have a couple character/storyline questions:

Who the crap is Seamus? (besides the champ)

Is Randy Orton a face now? Or just the lesser of two heels between him and this Seamus guy?

Batista is Vince's lapdog now it looks like, but why?

NOTHING IS EVER WHAT IT SEEMS IN THE WWE

The two biggest questions I have are

Is Bryan Danielson going to teach the Miz how to wrestle?

and

A guido wrestler? Seriously?

IS BRYAN DANIELSON DOOMED TO SPEND HIS WWE CAREER STUCK AT LOW MID-CARD FIGHTING DOLPH ZIGGLER AND DREW MCINTYRE UNTIL HE LEAVES AND GOES BACK TO RoH?

RoHFL

FRIEZA!!! I'LL NEVER FORGIVE YOU! AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

I thought that exact same thing :lol

A friend of mine brought over the Ultimate Warrior DVD on saturday night. We knocked back a few beers and I laughed my ass off at the cut job they gave that fool. I had no idea how much a friggin' talentless tool he was. I especially like the horrible non-sell he gave HHH. Helmsley gave him a Pedigree and Warrior immediately popped back up. What a bum.

I read that they basically made the warrior dvd to further make a fool out of him. The Macho Man DVD is awesome though.

Watched TNA last night. Ric Flair and Hulk Hogan both need to do something else. I realized Sting would turn heel because he now has a goatee. Scott Hall should be added to the list of wrestlers who shouldn't talk.

See also: Randy Orton

Kevin Nash's hooligan friend is pretty awesome. I was hoping for Brooke Hogan to turn heel and doublecross the hulkster.

I caught just that main event and thought "Tazz just quoted Michael Cole, didn't he? And it's either this or Superman Cena beating half the roster in 20 minutes."

Anyways, I just thought about it. Shawn Michaels, "Mr. Wrestlemania"...has a record of 6-10 (More losses than anyone else too come to think of it!).

I missed all of RAW last night.

Also RVD came back and his entrance music is awesome. Basically just a Break down with ROB VAN DAM in between.

I was planning on going to Raw last night, but I thought it was further away and it's finals week, too.

I didn't care much for the show last night, anyway.

I really hope they stop using every name except Truth & Wisdom for JoMo and Truth. The rest of them are like, WCW cheesy.