WWJD?
 

If Jesus ran for the President position for the USA do you think he would win. And what would it be like?

Al Sharpton would win.

And with this post, western society collapses.

Well your like Fat Jesus, why dont you run for president.

a corpse for president...what a novel concept.

Even if you weren't a Christian, why wouldn't you vote for Jesus? We're talking free wine here, man.

Jesus? I thought you were asking Who Wants Jack Daniels?

In the USA i think he would win. Whether he's a corpse, resurected supernatural entity, or George Bush in a suit. Christianity is an abundance here, and to be frank, when jesus is involved most christians automatically go in his favor without thinking.
But now that i think of it, he might make a decent president if he does magically come back to life. He's peaceful, generous, and h.... oh wait... sorry just remembered the Spanish inquisition.

i dearly hope you're a character

Come on Emu, don't you know that Jesus was conducting all the torture sessions during the spanish inquisition?

Why couldn't someone of reasonable inteligence decide to have a nitezcherhge character?

Because then it wouldn't be funny. Wait, it's not funny now.

Wow, doesn't take you very long to judge one's intelligence. Or could it be your more concerned with trying to insult most things in displacment of emotions or want of a feeling of superiority? Of course you'd say no, but that is what it seems. But isn't that unspokenly what half this forum is about? (75%chance the next message will say "No.")
And sorry someone more to your liking (whatever the hell that could be) didn't use the name Nietzsche. I just happened to have 'Thus Spake Zarathustra' in front of me and needed a name. I guess I should have chosen something more original, like a farm animal.

George Bush is the opiate of the masses. :(