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Chojin Aug 7th, 2010 09:08 PM

hitting women
 
maybe this thread belongs in loveline

anyway the conan forums are having an emotionally-charged discussion about it at the moment and i'm really curious what drives guys into a blind fagrage when the subject of hitting women comes up. what's the big deal?



connery knows what's up

Fathom Zero Aug 7th, 2010 09:27 PM

Connery is a staunch man, standin' his ground. Good stuff.

I'll hit anybody if I had to.

10,000 Volt Ghost Aug 7th, 2010 09:35 PM

Sean Connery be keepin his pimp hand strong.

Kitsa Aug 7th, 2010 09:47 PM

I wonder where his wife stands on a swift kick to the nuts when he, you know, keeps going, even after you let him have the last word.

I'm guessing that, to paraphrase Gene Simmons, she "enjoys her houses" too much to mind. Oh well.

That being said, I know of many people, female and otherwise, who are just begging to be slapped.

Pentegarn Aug 7th, 2010 10:12 PM

Where's that slap a bitch and you can have this look of satisfaction pic at?

Been 5 posts now and no sign of it yet. Let's get a move on peeps

Kitsa Aug 7th, 2010 10:20 PM

it's in some folder somewhere and I'm lazy. I did my part, got the pseudo-indignant female reaction out of the way so y'all could say OH HERE WE GO

Pentegarn Aug 7th, 2010 10:24 PM


Zhukov Aug 8th, 2010 03:44 AM

Obviously I'd enjoy hitting anyone who deserved it. I'm not in the game of hitting partners over petty arguments though; that's a touch melodramatic and crazy for me.

Chojin Aug 8th, 2010 11:21 AM

yeah i guess that's pretty much where i sit. if you come to blows with a partner, you better be ready to end the relationship then and there, and it really has nothing to do with gender at that point.

MarioRPG Aug 8th, 2010 02:07 PM

Way back in grade 8 I hit a girl square in the face.
Scenario: this girl stole my jacket, and I wasn't having that. I'd go to grab it and she'd pull it away etc. So it got to the point where I asked her to give it to me. She refused three times. I told her I'd ask again, and if she didn't give it to me, I'd punch her.
Bitch just didn't know when to quit.

Grislygus Aug 8th, 2010 03:01 PM

lol, fagrage

now tell me, how did this "emotionally charged" argument come about? i want to see these people who feel that they genuinely need to defend the position of NOT punching women in the face on a regular basis

Chojin Aug 8th, 2010 03:11 PM

http://forums.ageofconan.com/showthread.php?t=225581

someone linked the roger huerta video

Grislygus Aug 8th, 2010 03:25 PM

no one was emotionally charged, in a state fagrage, or being trolled at all in that thread. I'm extremely disappointed

Chojin Aug 8th, 2010 03:46 PM

you have to go to page 2

Mockery Aug 8th, 2010 03:58 PM

I look at it this way:

I would never hit Re. If she hit me as hard as she could, it might leave a bruise at best. If I hit her even half as hard as I could, it would break her face. I just think it's pathetic when a guy can't exercise the physical self-control when he's really mad at a woman. Nothing wrong with yelling at each other or whatever, but when things turn physical, I think the advantage is on the side of the guy in most cases.... not to mention beating the shit out of somebody doesn't really prove any point in a verbal dispute that you were having. It's usually what some hotheads will resort to when they've been proven wrong and want to save face. "Oh shit, she's actually got a point there! Well, this punch in the face should put us on even ground!" *bip*

:/

Grislygus Aug 8th, 2010 04:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chojin (Post 694546)
you have to go to page 2

I went through to page 3. It was disappointing; after all that buildup, it should have been something like this

Topic: "wtf"
kraegarthagutburster: "sSo the ex and I have been fighting over child custody forever, right. she comes over las sunday and is all, "I'm taking my son" and I'm like, "YOUR son" and she's like "yeah, my son" and then she says that she's got a new lawyer now and that she's gunning for full custody, said that she could prove in court that i was an abusive alcoholic in court and that i would never see my son again. So I punched her. Instant KO, totally badass. End of story, right? WRONG. now I've completely lost custody and she's pressed assault charges. wtf"

BARONMUNCHAUSEN: ha ha holy shit"

MaggotCaster: "what the fuck is wrong with you"

fangfacekilla93: "lolwut"

HolyTemplar_of_theNineWorlds: "OMG WTF 0_0 you do not hit wome under any circumstances!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Darkblade: "faggot"

fangfacekilla93: "@Templar: guy's a psycho, lol"

Darkblade: "Faggots. Weren't you LISTENING. this is about a FATHER'S love for his CHILD. My friend's brother's cousin's friend lost his kids to his ex because she was a lying bitch, i would hav done the samne thing. All women are whores, should have kicked her teeth and scarred her face too so that no one would marry the ugly bitch women are WHORES"

HolyTemplar_of_theNineWorlds: "HOLY SHIT WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE, YOU ARE SICK TWISTED FUCKS THAT PROBABLY LIVE IN THEIR PARENTS BASEMENTS AND HAVE NEVER GOTTEN LAID AND ARE UGLY ANGRY PEOPLE THAT WORK IN MINIMUM WAGE JOBS"

LordFluffington: "i dont ;know. i would never personally, hit a woman. but i can understand why someone would do it, especially if. they deserved it"

executioneer Aug 8th, 2010 05:25 PM

some women really deserve to be hit

darkvare Aug 8th, 2010 05:46 PM

if they want equal rights then they should sustain equal punching :lol

Fathom Zero Aug 8th, 2010 06:23 PM

I'm alright knowing there can never be equality. It's just something that can't be changed. :\

Kitsa Aug 8th, 2010 06:27 PM

If I could break someone's face by punching them instead of leaving a bruise that would be awesome.

Fathom Zero Aug 8th, 2010 06:30 PM

I'm not very strong, but I'm skinny and there's not a lot of flesh on me. People don't like it when I hit them with my bony appendages.

Sam Aug 8th, 2010 06:39 PM

THAT DOESN'T STOP YOU FROM TRYING YOUR BEST TO WIN THE ART OF FIGHTING TOURNAMENT.

Fathom Zero Aug 8th, 2010 07:01 PM

That's still as funny as it was when

Kitsa Aug 8th, 2010 07:39 PM

Here is an argument I have actually heard IRL.

Is it ok for a gay man to slap a woman? Does homosexuality level the playing field?

Colonel Flagg Aug 8th, 2010 09:19 PM

non-sequitur, but not really:

I sure wish George came back, 'cause I really want to hear how his story about Nancy ended, whether it was a clock in the chops, or a lawsuit to the pocketbook, either of which would probably knock her senseless.

(like THAT would ever happen ...) :(


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