Where do you find old men?
I'm in my mid 30s now and single. All the blokes my age are in slippers and long term relationships, or having mid life crisis and becoming football hooligans. There are no single and decent thirty something men out there. Where do you find the elusive mammal that is a nice bloke in his thirties? All the ones i've met are literally quite mad.
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Right here baby : perv
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Sweet! I knew I'd returned with good reason.
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Better act now, I have two more years to be in my thirties.
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I can handle 40's. I kissed someone who was 41 quite recently and it didn't feel any different to a 30 something person, bizarrely enough. He didn't smell of pee either.
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I smell more like old spice and baby powder. Diaper rash can be a bitch. I hope you can sport pigtails and rubber boots.
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Wanna make out?
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Now I know for a fact you can sport pigtails and rubber boots :love
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I don't know what spinal fluid smells like, but I always had a feeling Tadao smells like it.
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i'm a nice bloke in my thirties but i believe i also fall under the "quite mad" category :(
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Right here...43, divorced for over a year, sane, and gainfully employed. |
Met my old man at a Saxon concert.
Old men are the best. |
This is not the first time I'm thinking I should move across the pond.
btw, I've never had anyone use my pics in their avatar before, it's like talking to myself. |
A candle lit dinner at 4PM? Maybe a Ben-Gay rubdown afterward?:orgasm
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Oh crap! Am I too late to say all the stereotypical stuff? Lets see; An all day breakfast establishment, playing checkers in the park, alone in their room at the nursing home waiting for their grandkids to call. Damn it I know that there is more, sorry I couldn't be more help.
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Don't forget telling kids to get of the damn lawn.
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PICS?? Come to America. If you are British then you know that you get a couple of bonus points in your favor, simply due to your accent. If you are from New Zealand then you know that you get a couple of bonus points against you, simply due to your accent. ZING PUB, FU*KN ZING! |
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you have to add in my Avatar, and then it always works.
Trust me bruh |
Come visit Hollywood. Rog is out here and I'm near by.
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I LOVE LADIES TOO!
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There's this coffee shop you should try, it's in the U.S. though. When are you arriving???
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Coffee? How about a few pints and some mattress wrestling instead?
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NO COUNTRY FOR OLD MEN :lol
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