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10,000 Volt Ghost Aug 15th, 2008 09:56 PM

Bigfoot found in Georgia
 
In the state of George a few men claimed they have found bigfoot, have his dead body in a cooler and know where the bigfeet nest is.

http://www.cnn.com/2008/US/08/15/big...ody/index.html

Reading through they said that they weren't looking for it and wouldn't know how to look for it whatsoever even if they were. They just stumbled upon it. After first thinking they're lying I thought "Hey, what if they're not lying"

What if some other people were planning on dressing up like bigfoot, then parading around for some of their friends to get exclusive footage. Then all of a sudden these fools came in, shot the people and thought it was the real bigfoot.

Pub Lover Aug 16th, 2008 12:14 AM

This is the prize that Putin & Medvedev seek. :eek

But that damn Saakashvili wants the the bigfeet all to himself. >:

Former Soviets all have the bigfeet fetish. :x

Tadao Aug 16th, 2008 12:18 AM

:lol

Pub Lover Aug 16th, 2008 12:21 AM

Thank you, Esuohlim. :)

Jeanette X Aug 17th, 2008 12:36 AM

Since when is Bigfoot found in Georgia?

executioneer Aug 17th, 2008 05:28 AM

bigfoots are fond of inbreeding

Dimnos Aug 18th, 2008 04:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jeanette X (Post 574549)
Since when is Bigfoot found in Georgia?

They moved there after the Bigfoot / Sasquach debacle of 1994

10,000 Volt Ghost Aug 18th, 2008 08:09 PM

So they tested Bigfoots DNA and it came back 96% human and 4% opossum. This only makes me worry more.

Dimnos Aug 19th, 2008 10:17 AM

So... this is there alibi for killing there friend? "Oh i have it! We can clue a bunch of possum hair on him and say we found big foot while out hunting! Yea! No one will suspect a thing!"

MetalMilitia Aug 19th, 2008 10:26 AM



They apparently put him in a bigfoot costume first.

Jeanette X Aug 19th, 2008 03:30 PM

Well, its been revealed as a hoax, obviously, but I think that they might exist. Jane Goodall, the foremost primatologist in the world, thinks its within the realm of possibility, and there are large areas of the United States and Canada which are still wilderness, big enough for it to roam.

*shrug*

10,000 Volt Ghost Aug 19th, 2008 08:23 PM

I stopped listening to Jane Goodall once I heard what she did to Mel Silverback.

bigtimecow Aug 19th, 2008 08:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dimnos (Post 574813)
So... this is there alibi for killing there friend? "Oh i have it! We can clue a bunch of possum hair on him and say we found big foot while out hunting! Yea! No one will suspect a thing!"

the perfect plan :love

Jeanette X Aug 19th, 2008 11:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 10,000 Volt Ghost (Post 574951)
I stopped listening to Jane Goodall once I heard what she did to Mel Silverback.

I met her once. She's the nicest lady on Earth. >:

10,000 Volt Ghost Aug 20th, 2008 12:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jeanette X (Post 575029)
I met her once. She's the nicest lady on Earth. >:

It's not her who I was thinking of. Is there a Diane Fossey?

AChimp Aug 20th, 2008 10:25 AM

Diane Fossey was murdered with a machete TO THE FACE because she hung out with gorillas. :(

Jeanette X Aug 20th, 2008 12:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 10,000 Volt Ghost (Post 575035)
It's not her who I was thinking of. Is there a Diane Fossey?

Dian Fossey = Studied gorillas, head split open with machete, probably by Rwandan poachers

Jane Goodall = Studied chimps, alive and well

10,000 Volt Ghost Aug 20th, 2008 01:20 PM

Hmm, I'm just going to go ahead and apologize then.

Jimboroni Aug 21st, 2008 12:22 AM

It saddens me to think that every time we in the South try to break stereotypes, someone from Georgia does something like this.

Dimnos Aug 21st, 2008 11:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jimboroni (Post 575225)
It saddens me to think that every time we in the South try to break stereotypes, someone from Georgia does something like this.

wtf are you talking about? :confused: The girl with the panga to the face or the big foot?

Jimboroni Aug 22nd, 2008 11:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Dimnos (Post 575266)
wtf are you talking about? :confused: The girl with the panga to the face or the big foot?

The bigfoot story. Bigfoot sightings/hoaxes are up there with UFOs in redneck country.

10,000 Volt Ghost Aug 22nd, 2008 03:35 PM

You'd think someone who was a cop would have better sensibility than that.

Dixie Aug 22nd, 2008 05:56 PM

A friend of mine was driving home from band practice and ran off the highway and freaked out because he saw a UFO. Turns out it was a WWE SummerSlam blimp.
This is Cackalacky for ya.

I really want Bigfoot to be real, but skepticism takes hold til DNA evidence is presented.

If you Google the perpetrators names you can see that they've hoaxed before. Because of that I wasn't holding out much hope when these douchebags made the claim. I hope they at least gave back the money they made off of it and paid back the money it took to attempt to validate their claim. I'm glad the cop got fired though.

XDW1 Nov 23rd, 2008 09:07 AM

it's all fake like martians. and star wars too. he's fake so get used to it.

ZeldaQueen Nov 23rd, 2008 10:25 AM

I hate when people fake things like this. Because there's just as many sightings that are unexplainable with people telling the truth and if idiots lie about it, the rarer cases are ignored.

Jimmy Carter saw a UFO once. He was also attacked, while fishing, by a large swimming rabbbit (which is apparently a real breed of rabbit).


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