Naaaa that cigar just smelled....i opened it and it smelled like piss

I wouldve used it if it wasnt wet...

hey microshock, i thought it was kinda funny how you made your teeth perfect in that last picture :o

p.s. i feel bad
i didn't send out like a million gifts, i only sent 2 things
but they're cool things
and costs lots!

yea......did you like my story though?

i did my best to make it enjoyable but i guess now ppl will just complain about how young i look...


: ( >:

lol i dont read :x
the pictures were good, though! :D

I felt it was a charming and surprisingly refreshing romp into the fantasyworld of a 14 years young boy. Bravo.

if i was 14 that cigar'd be in my mouth right now and it'd be smokin'

wet or not u ungreatful fuck!

:lol that kid looks like he's 9

What bad parents, I would of suspected any package my barely teenage son would get. And if I found those things I would take back the Nintendo Wii. It's like the kid's bidding at EGay.com

Seth, you should of sent him more responsible parents.

You know, that's a pretty good point. Your parents weren't suspicious at all? Did they look through anything? Or did you just get home before they did on the day of arrival?

i told them that i was expecting a package and then no one was home when they delivered it

so i picked it up at the post office later...its not like theres anything that bad

the worst is probably the thongs....

seriously stop fucking around with the young jokes also guys....

read the warning in the beginning

Most of them probably stem from jealousy, young man. Be glad you can still believe in things like Santa Claus and World Peace!

Oh, and I would take away the internet too, can't have him browsing a forum where nerds pretend to be girls and Terra exists with her foul mouth.

You may hate me now but you will thank me when you aren't homeless and spending what little money you have on hentai.

i hate hentai.

hey stop with the whole parenting crap!

its a forum...i got my gift and i made my story....i sent out my gift

i did everything i was asked to when i joined this

just comment on the stories dont worry about my life

My brother's being a huge pus fart and wont take pictures tonight. So hopefully sunday I'll get em up! That and maybe I'll pull a Jixby Phillips and get a movie up!

Dude you can't say things like 'pusfart' in the same thread as Microshock what the fuck were you thinking? >:

can Seth be arrested for sending edible panties to a minor? :lol2 This kid could grow up to be a presidential page :/

Zelda, you had the nerve to call those gifts crappy after what you sent out to Seth originally? What a fucking joke. Some of that stuff you got was awesome, especially the avenging unicorn (which is obviously based on the infamous PBF comic).

Microshock, nice job on the pics and welcome to the world of grown-ups where edible panties technology has become a staple of our society.

i am so tempted to give everyone some hot hentai christmas presents right here in this thread but i'd get banned D:

Im just so fucking tired with the people constantly making these jokes about my age and how young i look

Hey im sorry that you're trying to be so funny that you have to stoop to that level

and not even be funny SO JUST CUT IT!

No you wouldn't, someone got porn last year. As long as it's not going to a minor, I don't think we ever set any rule against it.

Also, my Secret Santa gift just arrived at my door. Unfortunately, it wasn't much at all (unless I'm missing something) and there won't be a good story to tell like last year. I really don't even see how it ads up to $10 either, but anyway, I'll have some pics up probably in the next day or two.

Microshock, it's a mockery site. Chill out... you're only asking for them to tease you more when you act like that.

:lol I MEAN LIKE POST HENTAI IN THIS THREAD TO BE FUNNY

to make fun of microshock who couldn't even come here anymore because.. he.. uh.. would be breaking the law!

microshock, calm down :[

I showed my wife the pictures of Microshock and she said "he's so cute" :lol I can't stop laughing

Oh yeah, that'd bring out the old ban-hammer. :lol

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