Don't blow that load just yet
 

What is your favorite technique?

I'll count backwards from a random high number. That way I'm concentrating on numbers, but it's easy so I still have my mind on my lady. It would help if you bitches threw out random numbers when I get that look in my eye.

Baseball stats: the traditional method

nothing is more distracting than a smoke alarm going off, i say

changing positions or the angle.

I usually get the urge to blow my load when she is really getting into it, so changing positions or the angle would be a bastard move.

depends on the urgency, i can instantly bring to mind pretty much anything from rotten.com when the situation calls for it

for some reason that necrophiliac grandmother sex doll is a favorite of my mind's eye

then i run the risk of going limp :<

* oh, and condoms are horrible inventions and generally do all the work of the above and then some.

you're a class act, Tadao.

True.

I do it for the ladies.

I play 80's hair metal in my head. It makes for interesting air guitar solo's during sex.

I think about Tadoa taking a huge dump.

In that dress when he was little? Thats to hot for me.

Bourbon always seems to turn me into Super Man. So much so that sometimes I can't get off at all.

Back before I started drinking party liquor I'd think of members of bands and when their hit songs came out. Kind of weird I guess, but it worked. I specifically remember thinking about who all was in GnR during 1995 one time. Good thing that I got stumped on Matt Sorum.

I can't think of guys in sports or bands while have the sex. What if it makes me harder? I don't want to find out.

Then that makes you a fgt cause it makes my penis soft

How does it make him a sergeant?

Hangie, you're too nervous around girls to post in this thread.

Girls if your guy is getting *that* look in his eyes and you're not ready yet tap him in the sack until his eyes roll back in his head.

But I like that. :(

Me too. Probably why I'm divorced. :(

Men. A little love tap on the nuts and when they become consciousness it's divorce court.

that's some zen shit, man

Yeah I would correct it but I'm lazy and it's out there now.

Since my daughter is part Asian and will probably talk like that the sooner I embrace the horror the better. :)

Ah! So you have a little Asian in you!

I *had* a little Asian in me (and size DOES matter in this case). I'm no longer with him but gave birth to an American/Asian girl. :)