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sonofsatchmoe Jan 7th, 2006 03:43 PM

zombie poop
 
ive always wondered. do zombies take a crap? i mean seriously. after eating about 10 people, all though arms, hands, feet, and faces got to go somewhere. does the zombie get "fat" or does so much presure build that i comes out like crapping. and since zombies are dead corpes, does their digestive systmes still work. i mean like if it comes out, is it crap, or does it jsut look like pieces of human flesh.

hmmm :/

MetalMilitia Jan 7th, 2006 03:47 PM

Zombies dont need to shit because they are completly fictitious

sonofsatchmoe Jan 7th, 2006 03:49 PM

they're fake! no way! i watch this documentry called, wait, what was it, dawn of the dead. yea thats it. and it showed zombies attacking a mall in pittsburg. i just hope that doesnt happen here.

Comrade Rocket Jan 7th, 2006 04:50 PM

according to the zombie survivl guide zombies do not digest the food they eat so therefor it would not poop.

they said that there was a zombie with somehting like 250 pounds of human flesh in her stomach

sonofsatchmoe Jan 7th, 2006 05:20 PM

ive always wanted to read that book, but ive never been able to find it.

bigtimecow Jan 7th, 2006 05:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sonofsatchmoe
ive always wanted to read that book, but ive never been able to find it.

you are such a faggot

Esuohlim Jan 7th, 2006 05:55 PM

I've always wondered this guys isn't it a wacky new observation accept me please

GADZOOKS Jan 7th, 2006 06:09 PM

Hey guys do unicorns cum?

Emu Jan 7th, 2006 06:19 PM

no, because they're all girls

do ghosts fart? :eek

Emu Jan 7th, 2006 06:21 PM

cuz it seems to me like if a ghost farted it would fart ITSELF

Ninjavenom Jan 7th, 2006 07:02 PM

i got that book for crimmus :O

executioneer Jan 7th, 2006 07:21 PM

fellas do you suppose the frost-giants of Asgard get zits and what do you think comes out when they squeeze :eek maybe its ice cream :x

Slinky Ferret Jan 7th, 2006 08:19 PM

You guys really need to get out more. :)

Comrade Rocket Jan 7th, 2006 09:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer
fellas do you suppose the frost-giants of Asgard get zits and what do you think comes out when they squeeze :eek maybe its ice cream :x

according to the frost-giant survivl handbook, its vanilla flavored

Emu Jan 7th, 2006 09:19 PM

consumption results in -1 constitution for 3 rounds

sonofsatchmoe Jan 8th, 2006 12:39 AM

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Originally Posted by bigtimebanned
Quote:

Originally Posted by sonofsatchmoe
ive always wanted to read that book, but ive never been able to find it.

you are such a faggot

i only suck dick for crack.

sonofsatchmoe Jan 8th, 2006 12:52 AM

unicorns- yes, they cum rain bows.

frost giants- personally i think they are pussies.

ghost- they fart and shit too. funny you should mention it.

and as for an accepting post i dont give a shit. i wanted to make a public post because a few people on costume critc wanted me to get on here so they can discuss my ego (oldschoolmikey- i love you man! or woman, whats ever you are.)

ziggytrix Jan 8th, 2006 01:29 AM

damn, i can't remember who it was that called styrofoam packing material "ghost poop"

DaxF Jan 8th, 2006 11:09 AM

Zombies are so fucking slow.

Chojin Jan 8th, 2006 03:37 PM

Dax, is that your mom in your signature? I'm glad some people aren't "above" loving and cherishing their parents.

executioneer Jan 8th, 2006 04:42 PM

oh fuck, a "owned" picture AND a big fan of fight club, how can you go wrong


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