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Kitsa Sep 24th, 2008 08:06 PM

:pagebrakWeird, I've never heard that.

Agh shit shit page brak uh

Crash Dummie Sep 25th, 2008 12:27 AM

Canadians are the squareheads, and French Canadians the frogs. I think it's because the english saw the french eating frog legs.

Tadao Sep 25th, 2008 02:03 AM

Testing new signature

Zomboid Sep 25th, 2008 02:43 AM

Back when WhiteRat posted those pics of the giant cat, he said something about the owners feeding it human food, and I thought it was odd that a cat would eat anything that we eat, other than meat. Since getting this cat though, I've seen him eat some weird stuff. He eats fucking cheetos and grapes. I have to make sure I put anything that's out into the cupboards when I leave my apartment.

Guitar Woman Sep 25th, 2008 02:48 AM

Cats eat some weird shit, yeah.

My cat refused to eat any kibble for like a week after I got her; I finally was able to feed her some pasta and potato chips.

Tadao Sep 25th, 2008 02:51 AM

I still want an update on fattycatty :(

Dixie Sep 25th, 2008 09:26 AM

WAKE THE FUCK UP AND ENTERTAIN ME DAMMIT!
MAURY DOESN'T START TIL 11!

ElPila666 Sep 25th, 2008 09:47 AM

I'm waking up and baking :x

ElPila666 Sep 25th, 2008 09:52 AM

I can't believe that i sleep so many hours, i usually only sleep 4 hours like my hero Tom Cruise.

Dixie Sep 25th, 2008 09:57 AM

Yay!!
How long did you sleep?

ElPila666 Sep 25th, 2008 10:09 AM

like 8 hours or so, Tom Cruise is not really my hero :\ i only read in an interview that he only sleep 4 hours back in The Last Samurai (best movie evar) days.

ElPila666 Sep 25th, 2008 10:13 AM

sometimes i take a nap from 2 pm to 5 pm :wank

:x

Dixie Sep 25th, 2008 10:14 AM

8 hours sounds nice.
Tom Cruise sleeps 4 hours a day because he's afraid of Xenu!

wobzire Sep 25th, 2008 10:16 AM

I was sick yesterday and I slept the whole day. It was so goddamn awesome.

Dixie Sep 25th, 2008 10:28 AM

I'd take a nap, but I don't want to miss 13 year olds who want a baby and ain't nobody can tell them what to do.

wobzire Sep 25th, 2008 10:31 AM

You shouldn't judge! YOU DON'T KNOW THEM!!

Dixie Sep 25th, 2008 10:58 AM

God, I love Maury.
Paternity tests and out of control underage whores.
Surpasses Springer in the simplest ways.

RaNkeri Sep 25th, 2008 10:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Carnivore Is God (Post 581747)
I'd take a nap, but I don't want to miss 13 year olds who want a baby and ain't nobody can tell them what to do.

WHA' EVA! WHA' EVA! I DON' CARE!!

Agreed, maury kicks ass

RaNkeri Sep 25th, 2008 11:04 AM

I also love it when some women take Maury's paternity test like 19 times

Dixie Sep 25th, 2008 11:19 AM

YES!
The multiple paternity trips are great.
"Ima 1000% sure Maury! 1000%!"
Though I feel bad for the guys whose wives screwed around on them and it's not their kid.

Kitsa Sep 25th, 2008 11:26 AM

I've been called a frog more than once, I've just never heard of a squarehead.

MetalMilitia Sep 25th, 2008 11:35 AM

Has anyone ever called you a "cheese eating surrender monkey" or accused you of "chomping on onions"?

Crash Dummie Sep 25th, 2008 11:39 AM

Those ones are for the actual French from France XD. For me, frog or poodle will do nicely.

wobzire Sep 25th, 2008 11:42 AM

I think you guys have to work harder getting Squarehead to catch on. I have honestly never heard that. It's nice to finally have a slur of my own I have to admit.

RaNkeri Sep 25th, 2008 12:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Carnivore Is God (Post 581761)
YES!
The multiple paternity trips are great.
"Ima 1000% sure Maury! 1000%!"
Though I feel bad for the guys whose wives screwed around on them and it's not their kid.

I remember seeing a clip where a woman cheated on her husband with his brother and they went to Maury to know who is the father of the child. They celebrate like hell when the results come in and declare that the husband's brother is not the father, only to start insulting each other when they learn that the husband isn't the father either.

Serious win :lol

RaNkeri Sep 25th, 2008 12:02 PM

:pagebrak

Kitsa Sep 25th, 2008 12:07 PM

I'm not French-Canadian(en)(enne) but I don't have a problem with them. My affinity for Pascal Leclaire borders on hero worship, and he's from Repentigny.

Chojin Sep 25th, 2008 02:08 PM

http://imockery.yuku.com/topic/7300

I've changed tadao's join date.

Kitsa Sep 25th, 2008 02:25 PM

Wow, it's weird seeing a monologue out of Tadao. He must be getting lazier.

Tadao Sep 25th, 2008 03:22 PM

Oh shit. I told you I was here a long time ago

Dixie Sep 25th, 2008 03:48 PM

Damn that was a long time ago!

wobzire Sep 25th, 2008 03:51 PM

Woah Tadao is a Vet now!

Tadao Sep 25th, 2008 04:01 PM

No, Vets must be vetted.

wobzire Sep 25th, 2008 04:04 PM

:partyCONGRADULATIONS TADAO!

Grislygus Sep 25th, 2008 04:08 PM

Next you'll vet Pednaud and I WILL BE ALONE

Grislygus Sep 25th, 2008 04:09 PM

WITH THAT GUY

Tadao Sep 25th, 2008 04:12 PM

You poor Ancient Mariner :tear

Grislygus Sep 25th, 2008 04:15 PM

I don't even have an albatross, I'll just be alone on the ship with the squiggling things in the sea that the Lord Almighty wants me to love but fuck that guy, seriously, those things are blind, stupid, and greasy

wobzire Sep 25th, 2008 04:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 581818)
WITH THAT GUY

Am I that guy? That is brutal for you if so.

Grislygus Sep 25th, 2008 04:18 PM

"That guy" can mean any number of people, but the original "that guy" of your soulless jewborg retarded hive mind was ZBF

wobzire Sep 25th, 2008 04:19 PM

Noted.

Grislygus Sep 25th, 2008 04:21 PM

I'd tell you to look up Zeldasbiggestfan and Juttin so you could really take notes, but the search engine sucks now and you'd only get a brief and ineffective taste of what you can easily become

Tadao Sep 25th, 2008 04:22 PM

You could read the archives though.

Grislygus Sep 25th, 2008 04:24 PM

Which brings us to our next subject: Social Deliquency and the Inability to Learn

RaNkeri Sep 25th, 2008 04:27 PM

What happened to ZBF? Was he finally banned?

wobzire Sep 25th, 2008 04:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by zeldasbiggestfan (Post 454894)
Hey guys! Look what Jesus decided to send to me!

From: Jesus Christ
To: zeldasbiggestfan
Posted: Thu Dec 21, 2006 3:32 pm
Subject: hey Quote message
I like you. Do you like me?

[_] Yes

[_] No

[_] Maybe


Yay!

I feel like my eyes are open for the first time ever.

RaNkeri Sep 25th, 2008 04:31 PM

The classiest ZBF moment was definitely the time when he got shot in the eye by a bb gun and posted a thread asking whether he should go to doctor or not

Grislygus Sep 25th, 2008 04:32 PM

No, it was when he sent Seth's christmas gift, remember

MetalMilitia Sep 25th, 2008 04:33 PM

ArrowX was surely the original ZBF. Though SPORTS was probably the original ArrowX and so on.

Grislygus Sep 25th, 2008 04:35 PM

Is Little Johnny Stupid?
A Guide For Idiot Parents

-Does Little Johnny have difficulty taking hints?
-Is Little Johnny shunned and ridiculed by his peers?
-Is Little Johnny not afflicted by any easily identifiable mental disorders, but partially fits the bill where nebulous and vague "social disorders" are concerned?
-Does Little Johnny test fully sane, yet repeatedly repeats the same stupid ass, self destructive behaviors regardless of the outcome?
-Is Little Johnny annoyingly resilient?
-Is Little Johnny annoyingly positive?
-Is Little Johnny what you would call "not exactly the sharpest tool in the shack"?
-If so, do you think it's "just a stage"?
-Has Little Johnny's life been somewhat similar to the cliche'd plot of every stupid loser comedy ever made, without the humor, miraculous saves, or happy endings?
-Does Little Johnny have a job?
-Is Little Johnny "looking for a job"?
-If so, has he been "looking for a job" for more than four months?
-If so, is he old enough to drive a car?
-If so, does he have his driver's license?
-If not, is he "going to get one soon"?
-If so, does he have marked difficulty learning how to drive?
-If so, does he cry when he fails?
-Ha ha ha, that's weak.

RaNkeri Sep 25th, 2008 04:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 581834)
No, it was when he sent Seth's christmas gift, remember

Oh yeah, that was legendary

Grislygus Sep 25th, 2008 04:39 PM

What To Do?
A Further Guide For Idiot Parents

By now, you've established that Little Johnny is indeed stupid. However, what you do not realize is that he got his genes and behaviors from you. Fortunately, you haven't the werewithal to realize the implications. Long story short, he owes you, kick his lazy ass out. He'll either learn to survive, or starve. Either way, humanity improves and you can now afford that jacuzzi you've been eyeing.

Tadao Sep 25th, 2008 05:13 PM

Singing the cowboy song won't resolve you of your sins.

wobzire Sep 25th, 2008 05:14 PM

Hey, woah slow down you all. I'm not actually guilty here.

Tadao Sep 25th, 2008 05:19 PM

Yet

wobzire Sep 25th, 2008 05:20 PM

I can't help it. I have a fake mental disorder ok?

ElPila666 Sep 25th, 2008 05:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 581821)
I don't even have an albatross, I'll just be alone on the ship with the squiggling things in the sea that the Lord Almighty wants me to love but fuck that guy, seriously, those things are blind, stupid, and greasy

IRON MAIDEN :rock

ElPila666 Sep 25th, 2008 06:00 PM

:(

Fathom Zero Sep 25th, 2008 07:04 PM

MIRON RAIDEN

Tadao Sep 25th, 2008 07:11 PM

Armed In Ion

DevilWearsPrada Sep 25th, 2008 07:20 PM

I AM NERD ON I.

DevilWearsPrada Sep 25th, 2008 07:24 PM

I NO I DAMN ER

executioneer Sep 25th, 2008 09:53 PM

a minor e din

DevilWearsPrada Sep 25th, 2008 10:00 PM

You're some kind of poet :eek

Aaarg Sep 25th, 2008 10:06 PM

Hello, I'm Johnny Cash.

wobzire Sep 25th, 2008 10:13 PM

Are you serious? You must hate you parents huh?

Aaarg Sep 25th, 2008 10:14 PM

Big Poppa C? How could anybody hate Big Poppa C?

wobzire Sep 25th, 2008 10:16 PM

It's easy. Just think about the fact that your his son.

Aaarg Sep 25th, 2008 10:17 PM

Uncalled for!

Grislygus Sep 25th, 2008 11:22 PM

wobster, this is no time to sit on your laurels, you've been called into question by the community at large, you need to bring out the BIG GUNS right now, like Tadaoi did. Started out as that retarded pancake rabbit, crawled right up that ladder and got vet status, boy, he got enough keys to get into the pleasure dome

DevilWearsPrada Sep 25th, 2008 11:25 PM

Can I use my chronicled antics to be an official vet too?

Grislygus Sep 25th, 2008 11:26 PM

if you were here in 2003, then yes

Aaarg Sep 25th, 2008 11:27 PM

I registered in 2003 and started posting like, tonight.

Grislygus Sep 25th, 2008 11:28 PM

No shit, sherlock

DevilWearsPrada Sep 25th, 2008 11:28 PM

Does starting an account in 2002 count :(

Grislygus Sep 25th, 2008 11:28 PM


Grislygus Sep 25th, 2008 11:29 PM

I can only hope you can't prove it

Tadao Sep 25th, 2008 11:29 PM

:lol

DevilWearsPrada Sep 25th, 2008 11:43 PM

no :(

Sam Sep 26th, 2008 12:47 AM

Hey DweezilWearsPardo

I think instead of posting more and trying to be accepted, you should be posting less.

A lot less.

I mean you need to stand out from Lord Sappytown and Wobblyshire.

Tadao Sep 26th, 2008 12:56 AM

CHOJIN! WHY WERE YOU SEARCHING MY USERNAME IN OLD FILES?

Tadao Sep 26th, 2008 12:59 AM

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Chojin Sep 26th, 2008 01:09 AM

pub sent me a PM with the information.

Sam Sep 26th, 2008 01:20 AM

Now it all makes sense. :(

WhiteRat Sep 26th, 2008 01:28 AM

Yes. Yes it does.

Tadao Sep 26th, 2008 01:28 AM

Good thing I didn't lie my ass off about most things.

Dixie Sep 26th, 2008 01:31 AM

Picklehat conspiracies are awesome.
More please.

Tadao Sep 26th, 2008 01:37 AM

Pub was just afraid of my post count!

Esuohlim Sep 26th, 2008 01:47 AM

Shit Tadao you're out-vetting me what the hell dude, c'mon

RaNkeri Sep 26th, 2008 01:58 AM

patience, young grasshopper, patience :vet

Tadao Sep 26th, 2008 02:10 AM

I already hate this new guy http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/member.php?u=10159

Tadao Sep 26th, 2008 02:12 AM

Private Message: Pffft
Recipients
: I'm Deimos, Fucker
Message : You aint shit bitch!

RaNkeri Sep 26th, 2008 02:14 AM

:lol

Dixie Sep 26th, 2008 02:22 AM

BACON PITA SAMMICH!

wobzire Sep 26th, 2008 10:17 AM

Holy shit I thought it was Saterday. I got to work 15 min. late.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Carnivore Is God (Post 582058)
BACON PITA SAMMICH!

That sounds delicious.

Dixie Sep 26th, 2008 11:37 AM

Only until I tell you it was turkey bacon.

RaNkeri Sep 26th, 2008 12:02 PM

Anything with bacon is awesome

RaNkeri Sep 26th, 2008 12:03 PM

especially bacon bacon, that shit is awesome

Esuohlim Sep 26th, 2008 12:06 PM

Shut it fatty

Esuohlim Sep 26th, 2008 12:06 PM

You're so fucking fat Rankeri seriously


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