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Tadao Jul 10th, 2012 11:04 PM


10,000 Volt Ghost Jul 10th, 2012 11:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 10,000 Volt Ghost (Post 759938)
i'M HAVING A DEUCE

THE DEUCE IS A BOY

Zhukov Jul 10th, 2012 11:59 PM

You had a shit that was a boy? That's impressive.


Sometimes I feel like I'm carrying something that needs an ultrasound.

Dimnos Jul 11th, 2012 12:11 AM

I'm pinching a loaf right now. :eek

Tadao Jul 11th, 2012 12:41 PM

Happy free Slurpee day!

Esuohlim Jul 11th, 2012 02:28 PM

I just got offered a job you guys, but being lazy for 14 months was really fun so it's bittersweet

MarioRPG Jul 11th, 2012 03:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 760167)
Happy free Slurpee day!

Thanks internet!!! Brb:rock

Esuohlim Jul 11th, 2012 04:14 PM

EVERYONE'S FREE SLURPEE IS ON ME TODAY, FRIENDS

Kitsa Jul 11th, 2012 05:10 PM

1) I'm pretty sure linking to SA is a bannable offense here, but that crayon-bird-drawing thing they have on Goldmine looks so exactly like something that would be done here it poses a strong argument for some sort of halfassed convergent evolution.

2) I read a thing about the only Roman Catholic priest ever executed and it's fascinating.

Kitsa Jul 11th, 2012 07:52 PM

*edit- in the US. In the US. I'm pretty sure St. Maxmilien Mary Kolbe and a good chunk of martyrs would qualify for "in general".

Guitar Woman Jul 12th, 2012 06:11 PM

FUN FACT FOR THE DAY: searching for "coughing" in google images brings up pictures of people giving an invisible man a blowjob.

Guitar Woman Jul 12th, 2012 06:11 PM


Tadao Jul 12th, 2012 08:41 PM



:lol

Esuohlim Jul 12th, 2012 08:58 PM



:(

Womti Jul 13th, 2012 12:32 PM


Esuohlim Jul 13th, 2012 04:02 PM

Womti I'm going to give you 12 hours to make a case for why I shouldn't ban you. Post it in this thread. No less than 500 words. Cite your sources.

If it passes I'll leave you alone for now, but shitty spelling and grammar is an automatic ban so watch out. And have fun!

Esuohlim Jul 13th, 2012 09:31 PM

6 hours 30 minutes left

This is exciting :eek

Kitsa Jul 13th, 2012 10:24 PM

That's not entirely fair; you should have had the deadline fall during public library open hours.

Esuohlim Jul 13th, 2012 11:11 PM

OH MILHOUSE, YOU SLY BOOTS YOU ;) ;)

Esuohlim Jul 14th, 2012 05:09 AM

It would've been kinda fun if he had actually written something :(

Fathom Zero Jul 14th, 2012 01:20 PM

I think the implied pedophilia was more than enough to save him

but that's just one guy's opinion


Kitsa Jul 15th, 2012 03:07 PM

So I figured out why people with fucked up spines like myself are not supposed to try lifting or using weed-eaters.

Feel like my got-danged arms are going to fall off, when they feel anything at all.

Also got it wrapped up in the neighbors' chain link fence in very short order.

Tadao Jul 15th, 2012 04:59 PM

You don't have Mexicans out there?

Babs Jul 15th, 2012 06:56 PM

Ohio is like the bed bug capital of the world. So yes, they are present.

10,000 Volt Ghost Jul 16th, 2012 10:21 AM



DUCKS TOUCH EACH OTHER


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