I'm apparently getting a gun for Christmas.
Look out, world!
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Look at that, a solution to your dog problem
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I haven't got a dog problem.
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i am so tempted to say "you'll shoot your eye out" its hurting.
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If this were four years ago I probably would have, too.
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What kind?
Make a request for one of those Cabela's Bear Safety Kits; it's pretty much a neon orange briefcase with a .40 cal revolver in it. Best Christmas EVER |
Probably a shotgun.
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a BOOMSTICK!!!
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How'd you find out you were getting a gun for Xmas?
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My woman said she's getting me a gun, that's how.
I ain't getting shit from my dad. |
Makes sense.
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She talks a lot though, so I probably won't get a gun. I'll probably get some sweaters and a Best Buy gift card because when people ask me for gift ideas I just shrug them off.
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If I had a gun I'd use it to shoot guitar woman, also for duelling purposes. :posh
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Do you live in a place where you can shoot? I mean without going to a boring range.
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Just remember, shooting someone on Christmas with a new gun is easily written off as an accident.
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Well, will you look at that.
I'm so damn proud of this forum for not immediately suggesting that he kill himself with it that it brings a tear to my eye. |
We're bigger fans of homicide.
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Over the summer my girlfriend and I, along with my very drunk father, sat in the grass there for an hour and a half, lighting some old cherry tree's world up. |
That's right down with the true meaning of Christmas. Baby Jesus will be turning in his tomb, were he dead and so lucky for you all he is risen again. That's right up with when my sister gave my Mum the 'How to Look TEn Years Younger' book for christmas.
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I'm apparently getting a gun for Commercialmas. |
My grandmother gave my brother a package of microwave popcorn for Christmas once.
Usually she gave me sweaters from Dollar General that were made for a much younger child, and we never knew if she genuinely got them for me or just got me confused with one of the other grandkids. |
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Never got you that by any chance, did she? |
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