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Aaarg Nov 12th, 2008 09:20 PM

I'm apparently getting a gun for Christmas.
 
Look out, world!

Asila Nov 12th, 2008 09:26 PM

Look at that, a solution to your dog problem

Aaarg Nov 12th, 2008 09:27 PM

I haven't got a dog problem.

homor Nov 12th, 2008 10:09 PM

i am so tempted to say "you'll shoot your eye out" its hurting.

Aaarg Nov 12th, 2008 10:13 PM

If this were four years ago I probably would have, too.

LordSappington Nov 12th, 2008 11:15 PM

What kind?
Make a request for one of those Cabela's Bear Safety Kits; it's pretty much a neon orange briefcase with a .40 cal revolver in it.
Best Christmas EVER

Aaarg Nov 12th, 2008 11:18 PM

Probably a shotgun.

darkvare Nov 13th, 2008 12:49 AM

a BOOMSTICK!!!

pac-man Nov 13th, 2008 12:57 AM

How'd you find out you were getting a gun for Xmas?

Aaarg Nov 13th, 2008 01:04 AM

My woman said she's getting me a gun, that's how.

I ain't getting shit from my dad.

pac-man Nov 13th, 2008 01:05 AM

Makes sense.

Aaarg Nov 13th, 2008 01:09 AM

She talks a lot though, so I probably won't get a gun. I'll probably get some sweaters and a Best Buy gift card because when people ask me for gift ideas I just shrug them off.

MetalMilitia Nov 13th, 2008 05:30 AM

If I had a gun I'd use it to shoot guitar woman, also for duelling purposes. :posh

Sacks Nov 13th, 2008 07:22 AM

Do you live in a place where you can shoot? I mean without going to a boring range.

liquidstatik Nov 13th, 2008 09:25 AM

..

MarioRPG Nov 13th, 2008 09:50 AM

Just remember, shooting someone on Christmas with a new gun is easily written off as an accident.

Esuohlim Nov 13th, 2008 10:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by liquidstatik (Post 593786)
Beat ya to it milhouse ;D


Kitsa Nov 13th, 2008 12:05 PM

Well, will you look at that.

I'm so damn proud of this forum for not immediately suggesting that he kill himself with it that it brings a tear to my eye.

pac-man Nov 13th, 2008 12:07 PM

We're bigger fans of homicide.

Aaarg Nov 13th, 2008 12:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sacks (Post 593781)
Do you live in a place where you can shoot? I mean without going to a boring range.

Ehhhh Morgantown's about as big a city as West Virginia has, so not quite. I mean, I can drive two hours to my family's house up in the eastern panhandle of WV. We've got eight acres and have never had a problem shooting there before.

Over the summer my girlfriend and I, along with my very drunk father, sat in the grass there for an hour and a half, lighting some old cherry tree's world up.

Bod Nov 14th, 2008 01:02 PM

That's right down with the true meaning of Christmas. Baby Jesus will be turning in his tomb, were he dead and so lucky for you all he is risen again. That's right up with when my sister gave my Mum the 'How to Look TEn Years Younger' book for christmas.

Colonel Flagg Nov 14th, 2008 03:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bod (Post 594045)
That's right up with when my sister gave my Mum the 'How to Look TEn Years Younger' book for christmas.

Awkwardness - the gift that keeps on giving.

Aaarg Nov 14th, 2008 08:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bod (Post 594045)
That's right down with the true meaning of Christmas. Baby Jesus will be turning in his tomb, were he dead and so lucky for you all he is risen again. That's right up with when my sister gave my Mum the 'How to Look TEn Years Younger' book for christmas.

Sorry.

I'm apparently getting a gun for Commercialmas.

Kitsa Nov 15th, 2008 12:21 AM

My grandmother gave my brother a package of microwave popcorn for Christmas once.

Usually she gave me sweaters from Dollar General that were made for a much younger child, and we never knew if she genuinely got them for me or just got me confused with one of the other grandkids.

ZeldaQueen Nov 15th, 2008 01:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 594170)
Usually she gave me sweaters from Dollar General that were made for a much younger child, and we never knew if she genuinely got them for me or just got me confused with one of the other grandkids.


Never got you that by any chance, did she?


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