womti and Terra's awful goddamn thread (aka the womti post dump)
 

will someone who cares and is female please stop what they are doing and have sex with me :orgasm

You need to beg for it. Squeeze out a few tears, if you can. Chicks dig that.

:rolleyes



dating sites thread

Show up nekkid outside some woman's house that lives near you and you think is good for the sex. Women like stalkers, right?

yes

They like it when you show them how you jerk it. Lets them know that they drive you wild. Its flattering.

Are you a lefty or a righty?

Hard ball sex hinges on your answer.

Ladies dig desperation, let me tell you.

I'm a righty. I use my left for fingering buttholes though.

I am ambidextrous, though I favor the right because I want one side of my body to get all muscle-y.

I'm a lefty. :orgasm:orgasm

come on, terra. ANSWER ME!

And when you wack off, is your pinky up or down?? This is a deal buster question.

oh, it's always up. :)

Ohhh... The correct answer is for you to hook it around your balls as to give some extra action. She likes a multitasker.

Pinky in, so that I don't accidentally hook you in the eyball when I'm cumming in your hair.

This thread is getting better now. I'm glad I had that nap in between my posts.

so uh why dont we have sex already.

So does anyone want to make me a list of the redeeming values of this thread before I close the shit out of it

1. it has the ability to be closed

i don't really see the difference between this thread and the other loveline threads

they're all repugnant

I actually got some good advice on seeing a woman's breasts from this forum.

TERRA SEEMS SO INTERESTED IN WOMPTI, IF YOU CLOSE IT NOW, HE MAY NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A HIGHCLASS HOOKER!

The fact that Milhouse posted in it? :confused: