Internet Explorer is really starting to fuck up
 

Okay I can surf on the net for a few minutes before I get a popup about some virus blocker. Then I close it. Right after that a new one comes up until it starts downloading itself on my system but I close it just in time. What the fuck. Firefox isnt doing this. How can I fix this shat?

does your mother know about your porn habit?

Jesus fuck. The main reason why IE gets a bad rap is because the majority of people use it and most people are fucking stupid.

Stop clicking Yes to install bullshit. If a family member of yours is installing bullshit, kick their ass. Also, only visit reputable porn sites.

A) I dont look at porn on the computer. I get that shit for free from my friends. B) Im not clicking yes its installing itself when I click no or click the X.

You share porn with your friends? You might as well be touching each others dicks. :x

yeah dude gross its like your dicks are kissing

No they give the porn to me.

after they wash it with semen

they say to give is better than to receive, but they'll both send you straight to hell.

Maybe if you didn't download sexy_blond_ teen_forced_anal_incest_ babysitter_tits_ass_blowjob.avi you wouldn't be having this problem.

Stop downloading porn from Limewire.

USEFUL FACT: spyware and other programs that install themselves automatically usually occur when browsing porn or other malicous sites that don't care about you, your computer or how your family feels about your porn surfing habits.

Another Useful fact: Not only when you watch porn you get porn pop-ups but youl get questions from friends and family that are usally: "Why is your computer so sticky?"

i like your avatar noodles :(

It'd be better if it didn't say "WTF?" at the end :x

This is about the 5th time I changed it... after it called me queer im hping to stick with it.

The computer area in his house probably smells like ass sweat, and all the fabreeze in the world ain't getting rid of it mister >:

Maybe you should get a Net Nanny.

I like the wtf at the end because it implies a mockery of the THIS IS YOUR BRAIN ON DRUGS which is obviously a lie because if you had a frying pan inside your head cooking at a high temperature you would die. Even having a frying pan in your head would kill you, you wouldn't even need your brain frying like pizzolis.

Jeesh you really think deeply into avatars...

Yea i better look out I'm going off the deep end here.