FreekALeak, happy birthday! Keep on rocking that vagina!

PARTYPARTYPARTY

:( afraid so :(

Thank you for the encouragement dim. Those are the things I am looking forward to doing. She wants to put it up for adoption though.

Thanks. I had a drink for a bunch of people last night but yours was the first.

Well... It'll probably work out. We can keep her loaded and peddle her ass at the drug convention. Yeah. She's perfect for this gig. These cops will go fifty bucks a head to beat her into submission and then gang fuck her. We can set her up in one of these back street motels, hang pictures of Jesus all over the room, then turn these fucking pigs loose on her. Hell, she's strong, man. She'll hold her own.

OK THEY GOT AHOLD OF ME AND THINGS ARE O-KAY

Yay for willie employment!

:DOUBLEHIGHFIVE

What's everyone doing for New Year's Eve?

1) Happy Birthday to Willie and Shrub, and congrats on continued employment

2) 10,000V- how could you verify this? Sometimes women throw that out there and the veracity is a little questionable.

3) Babs- dunno, not in labor I hope

DRUGS

NEW YEARS = AMSTEL LIGHT AND DRUNK TEXTS TO PRETTY GIRLS

I WILL TEXT BIGTIMECOW WHEN I AM ON DRUGS

you should make sure it's aborted if it's still early :(
whats her face should not be a mother, that's not fair to your possible future child, or any possible future children.

He can't make her get an abortion there are laws and all kinds of stupid shit to stop the terrible nightmare from happening, WAY TO GO WOMEN. :rolleyes

:LOWFIVE :(

Bill as your attorney, I recommend for you to put an injunction against her vagina, maybe we can sever any lawsuits this baby may come up with before it even grows eyeball stalks.

DUDE DO IT 978 855 8157

OMG I JUST GAVE MY PHONE NUMBER TO THE INTERNET AHHH

I just need a poker visor. I need you to get all Chicano on me. I'll get the car

GOD DAMNIT BILL, EVER HEARD OF SARAN WRAPING YOUR DICK HEAD?

10k, it may not even be yours, you should totally Maury Povich her ass

that video will forever crack me up

What has been said is what I say too. DNA your troubles away. I think they even sell kits in Walgreens now.

Also, Happy Birthday, Shrub. :) And Pub. :)

Also, I wouldn't put it past her crazy ass to say she is pregnant when in fact she is not. Possible reasons she would do this include (but are not limited to)

1) She is trying to trap you into taking her back
2) Bargaining chip, you have her over the proverbial barrel legally and she is desperately grasping at straws
3) Yet another way to fuck with you

So believe nothing till you see ultrasound pics, then Maury Povich her ass



By the way, I love that I can use Maury Povich as a verb :lol

DA PILL


:lol Oh shit, why have I never seen that before. I totally have my sweet ass dance moves lined up just in case but its doubtful I will need them.

Maury is so awesome, he's a noun, a verb and an adjective (as in "a Maury Povich exposé"). Connie should be very proud. :)

happy new years eve :D

man 10k, with that bitch i'd hold her down and make her piss on a test in front of a lie detector before I'd believe that shit

They sell DNA kits at Rite Aid as well.

Ah see? You found it without my help :P

I'm not DML, you queermo ;<

I was referring to when you asked me where the third thread was in the thread in loveline. But thanks for that pointless insult anyway

Oh, gotcha. I see what you mean now. In the context of this thread though, you can see why I took that as how I took it.

Totally :lol

Yeah, I saw those tests in the drug store and I was all "WTF?" Now I know WTF

I have never seen one myself (never had cause to look for one either thankfully)

They were next to my anal lube

If you can get them at rite aid, why are people still selling their souls to Maury? Just stupid/shameless?

I think it's a fairly new product.

Because "You are NOT the father" moments are epic. That and the cashing in your 15 minutes of fame thing.

In Maury Povich Russia, DNA test pays you.

lol, I'm so high I can barely keep my eyes focused :(

I don't think I've ever felt better in my life, why is this punishable by law again?

You got it. Selling. As in $$$$$$. Or in most of their cases, $.

Maury kind of creeps me out. In some respects it's sleazier than Springer.

It's the sweaters. He looks like a creepy grampa or something.

IDK last time I saw Springer it was a circus with legless freaks and midgets.

IT'S YO BABY ITS YO BABY

Maury is great.

e: oh and theres a blue moon tonight or sumpin ps

yep, next one will be in 028

oh THAT'S what you meant by blue moon beer making money

maybe i'll get some then

THE FUCKING MOOOON

dude

IT'S HER BIRTHDAY SHE CAN HAVE WHATEVER SHE WANTS

I'LL PUT MY COCK IN HER CAKE

Special cream filling, eh sam? ;):

NO, JUST JIZZ

Thanks, Tad. :love

Happy new years ladies and fellas :squigly

did everyone else enjoy their sparkling grape juice

helluva night to have bronchitis

I just got the easiest fucking anniversary date to remember EVER. Happy New Year's, guys; best one for me ever. :rock

hapy new years guys hope you all have a good oes or good one <3

Good Luck witrh that, Sapster. The i-mock track record hasn't been great of late. HNY and all that.

And, elx, I enjoyed my glass of Talisker immensely. Thank you for asking. :)

Best new year of the decade!!
I put on

the jukebox and the DROP IT happened to play right during the ball drop at the right time.

:rock:rock

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mI-ijODN86I&fmt=22

i play videogames

Ahaha, thanks, Flagg. I know I'm sure as hell not going anywhere; it's not every day you hook up with a girl who not only understands the importance of zombie preparedness, but also has BLUE FUCKING HAIR. :love

:HIGHFIVE

:FIVE'D

Hahaha last night I told my GF where to meet back up if we get separated during an apocalypse.

HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

BIGTIMECOW HASN'T SAID ANYTHING SO I'M ASSUMING HE DIDN'T GET MY TEXT MESSAGES SINCE I CHECKED THE NUMBER I HAD AND IT WAS WRONG :(

I'M SORRY TO WHOEVER RECEIVED ALL THE MESSAGES I SENT :(

what did you try sending to me sam?!

all kinds of shit man :(

you were sending me texts just fine the other day though :(

oh yeah i had a dream the other night that there was an east coast imock meet up but anyone who was there who i haven't seen a picture of was just in like human form of their avatars

sam was creeeeeeeepy

sam am i texting you right now

edit: NOPE WAS WILLIE

BTC, are you east coast?

yes ma'am. massachusetts

Our meet-up place is a toy store. :rock

Visit MD, dude.

i was there for a little bit on my way to georgia last summer. i think i ate at a diner there; it was good french toast :D

you gonna give me a place to stay?

I live with my 'rents at the moment, paying off debt ;< Otherwise sure, you could crash here for a bit :> I'll probably mention the whole "HEY I'M MOVING" thing when it happens. Probably after this year.

haha ballin

in reality though i'm staying in massachusetts for the next couple years. supposed to get a place this summer and hopefully land some teaching-esque position(s) here after i graduate

That happened to me a while ago when everyone had the emoticon avatars. Willie drove by me in a black car with a regular body. His head was the :explodethough which was a bit unnerving.

So my printer was fucked this morning and my sig other was getting more and more impatient trying to get it fixed, something was fucked up with a roller or something.

So after 2 attempts, he threw the printer across the room and it exploded into many pieces. It was fairly hardcore, although I was pissed and made him buy me a new one.

Hahaha, men are awesome.

NEXT TIME IT WILL BE YOUR BABY

That was a concern.

YOUR BABY BETTER NOT GET IT'S ROLLERS FUCKED UP

ROLLERS WITH THE HOMIES

:BRITTANYMURPHY

TOO SOON, MAN

SPEAKING OF ROLLER BABIES, I JUST SAW THIS TERRIBLE MONSTROSITY

I wish I could see it.

:workblockingyoutube

actually, I shouldn't say that...it was more of a grandiose, one-time display of total immaturity. I don't really believe the baby to be in danger. If I did, he'd have gotten the so-long-and-fuck-you long ago.

I'm completely calm and level headed but many a time have I wanted to explode a printer for not working. We have 4-5 that don't work at my apartment in good visual condition.

There are two main problems with my printer (well, before its demise)...the HP software and the cats. I don't want to get into the complexities regarding windows upgrades and software updates and all that, but the fuckups were frequent and numerous. I've gone through stretches where I reinstalled drivers twice in one day. The damn thing would randomly drop one function...like the twain business with the scanner.

The second problem was the cats. I don't know what it is about the startup whirr of a print job that brings a cat running, but that's what happens. They would want to sit on the lid of the flatbed scanner and poke at the emerging paper, or stand in front of the tray and try to jam the paper back in where it came from. Naturally, that caused problems.

I still believe that with a little patience, the printer could have been limped through a little longer. I was angry about the sudden expense of a new printer, especially with a baby on the way any day now and all the stuff that has to be bought for her.

Cats need jobs. Do you have a due date Kitsa?

If I can make it to the 12th, I get to have a scheduled C-section.