Mine was 7.50.

Mine was 4.50 not counting the box and tape. :(

ive been too ill to make it up to the post office ;(

My box came today. There was no note inside, and no board name written on anything anywhere. Whoever Ilya is is in breach of contract. :/ But yay presents! Thankies! Pics later!

I clicked last years that I had never seen before and got confused thinking that everyone had recieved there gifts already :lol

If you gave shitty gifts, that's a) lame and b) you can expect to be verbally reamed by the person who received them for it - and rightfully so.

That's actually from "Microshock" just so ya know.

oh boy, I hope I didn't get ZBF :(

mystie...thats mine im sorry i didnt write microshock!

well i'm a jerk cause i just sent mine, two days late :(

i packaged mine.. regardless of how ill i am i will be sending mine tommorow afternoon, i don't want chojin getting all mad at me and stuff ;)

i got mines

thank you preechr. you made me laugh and hate you all from one box. i'm going to be cleaning up bouncy balls every day of my life for at least the next 8 years.

i just got mine from Randomskyfears! thank you!

my gifts were so wonderful and exciting i may just have to throw a little party to celebrate! thank god this gift came packaged with protective eye wear.....

okay faggots, you can post pictures now

If one of you fags hasn't sent my gift yet, grrr

:(

MY GIFT IS BEING SENT TOMROROW AT NOOON

im sorry to the person whose getting my gift, i kinda suck at doing things right :x

What he said.
:domo

Grislygus :o :o :o :o :o

man i am glad the post office takes credit cards now sheesh 9.50 >:

Mine was $12.40 to send, and the tracking number still only says, "Your item was accepted at 9:14 AM on November 30, 2006" >:

I'm not going to just halfass this, durnit!

glad to be of service poppers. i look forward to any story you can make out of all that

Oh, joy! A package, it must be my Secret Santa gift! With such effeminate handwriting, surely it must be Glowbelly or Doopa or Mystie or Sadie or some totally hot babe of whom I've forgotten.

FUCK. It's just ZBF. Apparently he likes Lisa Frank almost as much as he has wet dreams over a video game character. This is going to suck.

(Addresses blocked to defend the innocent and those who have too many chromosomes.)



Wonderful, an AM/FM tuner that must have costed $12 in 1998. 'Tis the Season, you know. I wonder how well it works right now? I guess I'll never find out, since no headphones were included.

What's this, something else??



It's a gummy sticky finger ball. ZBF has sticky fingers? Who would have guessed.

This is going to require some serious thinking for an adventure.



Thinking...



STILL THINKING, you FUCKS. Christ, look what I have to work with.

That's it!!

I'll use my cunning to transform this into something awesome. The tuner, that is. The sticky fingers are dead to me.



Disassembly begins!



Delicate repairs!



Intricate operations!



No longer is it a lame-ass AM/FM tuner. It's now a Theochronomuter. (That's Greek for "God/Time-Talker", I'm so clever.)



God! God! Are you there?

--Yes, Seth. This is God. Your device is a success. You are contacting me because your Christmas gift totally sucked. I understand.



You know about this Austin fuck and how lame he is? ...Oh right, I guess that's what makes you God. Why is he so lame?

--Not even I know that, Seth. I mean, shit, somebody owes him $40 and he thinks that makes him Elie Fucking Wiesel.



So, are you willing to do anything about it?

--Oh, I already did. I made him as much of a miserable fuck as is possible. Believe me, Seth, I stretched tbe bounds of possibilities when I made him that miserable. Remember how he insists he has a great life because he gets good grades in high school? That's classic, you know.



So, I can't have any physical pain inflicted on him or anything?

--Oh, you can do that yourself. You can talk to the PAST with that device, remember? Use your imagination!



Oh my, I have an idea!



Past! Past! Are you there, Past??

--Yes, this is the past speaking. Assuming that you're coming from some time later than Sunday, December 3, 2006. Where are you coming from? We are in Belleville, Illinois.



Perfect! See, I need to talk to Belleville at your time period for IMPORTANT CHRONO-BUSINESS. There's this kid named Austin in your city and your time. He his bound to wreak havoc on the world in my time.

--Surely you don't mean Austin Snider. The only havoc he wreaks is when he reeks of sweat from forgetting to shower after an extensive bout of playing video games and being an all-around bitch. Oh, when is your time? I'm curious.



The FUTURE, dumbass. Anyways, can you do me a favor? The FUTURE depends on it.

--Umm. I hope so. I mean... umm. What is it? Do we have to kill him?



Kill him? Hell no, he doesn't deserve the sweet embrace of death! Just shoot his eye out with a BB Gun, alright?

--What the fuck? I mean. Umm. How's tomorrow? Consider it done.



And it was a Very Merry Christmas, Indeed

I give it 5 glass eyes out of five

I knew I should have taken that feature off. Son of a bitch. Anyway sorry for the craptastic gift. I got mine and its complete shit. Ive taken the pistures but Im going to post em tomorrow.

and i thought the present I bought sucked!

Bought? No. There was no buying. Thats all shit I found. Seriously. Im sorry Seth. :(

kept waiting for the pics of the rest of the gifts. what a load. you got screwed sethomas. but the story was superb

YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BUY SOMETHING.

I HOPE SOMEONE SHOOTS YOUR OTHER EYE.

Zooks already said it.

zbf, you're such a jerk >;

and sethomas, that was fun-eeh ;o

yes it was...loool. i thought he wud just post pics of what he got and thats it.

But you made it enjoyable..nice bowtie

mystie make a story already from my crap!

Whoever got ZBF, if you haven't sent their present off already... shit in a box and send it.

"Seriously. I'm Sorry" bullshit!

ZBF, you cheap douche! I can't wait to see what story my receiver comes up with.

You cunts need to not buy shitty presents. If you're going to be a cheap bitch at least buy some food. :(

Edit: wait you FOUND that crap? fuck you in the neck

I'M MAD I DIDN'T GET MINE YET. DAMN THIS GIFT EXCHANGE TO HELL

I'm waiting on the edge of my seat to get mine! I just hope I don't have some fag gift.

ZBF - sorry you thought my gift was crap. i actually spent a lot of time looking for that shit to send you.

Wars take bawls... LOTS of bawls.

The old man that ran the vending machine company next door to my office retired, and he threw a metric ton of those away. It was the coolest thing EVER. I had to share the love. Dogs can pass them. I hope babies can too.

hehehe i so wish I could've seen them bouncing all over. How did you make it so they all fell out though?

They just do that naturally.

I helped though by loading them up on the bottom of the box and filling the top space up with styrofoam peanuts. I was hoping she'd dump the box out, but I figured she has a kid. That was my back-up plan.

the kid won.

he also tried to eat the styrofoam.

i will be posting snaps soon. i gotta get my hubby involved and he just doesn't understand this wacky internet stuff i do.

also, if you haven't gotten a gift from me it's because i'm a jerk, but i will make it up to you i promise, secret, just ask seth. i'm planning on going out in a blizzard tomorrow to complete my task. i will send it super priority fast overnight whatever shipping i have to to make sure that it gets to you swiftly. pinky swear.

i mean, god forbid i get banned for eternity from this place. it would be kinda funny, though.

Grislygus, you half-ass this now!

Seth, that was fucking awesome. :lol

I can't I'm.... too drunk......

Zelda, you have broken the rules. The contest specifically stated that you needed to purchase a gift that was valued between $15 and $30. Since you just found some random crap, which doesn't even work and you can't prove it is worth $15, I'm giving you two options:

1) You send out a new gift to Seth immediately. And I mean BUY a gift that's worth at least $15.00

or

2) You get banned.

The choice is yours. I realize you're fairly new here (and young) so perhaps you didn't "get it" but the fact remains that you didn't play by the rules and what you did was shitty, so action is being taken.

Seth, that's extremely cool of you to play along with the gift you got and your story was fucking hilarious. Excellent work.

Microshock, I just sent you a PM because your package is at your post office. Your secret santa just notified me because they attempted to deliver it to you and now it's being held at the post office since you weren't there. Details are in my PM.

id say not to give him an option at all, but then seth wouldnt get anything cool :/

No shit. It's not like anyone of importance broke any rules. It's a great excuse to finally ban the retard.

Hey! You retracted the second part of your post.

:lol

I would too, but now no one will know how generous you were feeling for those 5 minutes or so.

nah i saw it, noob3 wants to sucks rog's balls ;o

That's what I got. I'll make with the storytime by the end of the week.

ofcourse, i mean if he bans zelda who else is gona suck his balls?

i hear Dr Boogie is up for the task

what i sent off should arrive tomorrow
i hope i get a package tomorrow :D

Seths story was great... :) I think there should be an age requirement or some kind of entrance test for next year.

yeah, not spending any money is a really shitty thing to do

i barely have any money right now, so if i can do it you can too

being young is no excuse for being an asshole

im off to the mailer right now, after i pick up some last minute cool dude extras for my awsome secret santa guy!

I JUST GOT MINE AND IT'S SEXY! Pictures coming IN THE NEXT COUPLE HOURS

Well done Seth, and the rest of you get posting your pics plz.

i'm anxiously awaiting the time when i actually have something to take pics of. where's my stuff, whoever you are?

but if its gonna be similar to what seth got, no rush

noob3 and i got our awesome gifts from chojin and MLE this morning, noob3 is in the livingroom playing with his. pictures and story to come soon.

i got what i always wanted for christmas thanks chojin ;) ;) ;)

oh and this is noob3 btw

Yea i got my gift but i was at school so ill be picking it up saturday

i do hope you read the card!

:lol

that best flying dragon rascal :love

okay, heres what i got from MLE
2 hello kitty bubble gum boxes, one which i have already eaten.
it was orange flavor. i liked it.

then she sent me this snazzy potato peeler(i think its a potato peeler) with hello kitty on it, and its insane. it makes me want to peel a potato, unfortunately i dont have one.

then i got some pucca and garu hand wipes

some kid's size chopsticks from japan with characters that i dont know on them. they will be residing in my chopstick holder though.

last but not least, HELLO KITTY ERASERS! two are scented like cherries and grapes, one looked to be kneaded a bit for me but thats okay. they smell wondeful.

thank you MLE, i didnt know you knew i had a freakish obsession with hello kitty. thank you :) ill post a story soon.

what girl doesn't have an obsession with hello kitty ;x

some girls haate hello kitty with a passion.
i dont know why though. she has a cute little fat head.

you ate part of the story....Rog ban him!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i cant wait to get mine :D

same :x

I wanna know who got me

I bet it was ROG

I hope it was ROG anyway, I want i-mockery merchandise but I don't want to pay for it :(

I'm sure if you had Rog he'd send you something MUCH cooler then I-mockery merchandise.

probably, i'm just saying i'd be happy with that :x

Grislygus is to slow, you should ban him :o.

Thanks draw a sidewalk btw! She wrote on Hello Kitty note pad paper!

i got my stuff from protoclown today!

i'll try to get the stuff up this weekend!

Well my Secret Santa recepient, I have sent you things from the stores of kings! Crazy Clarks, Thingz and B&J Discount Bargins,, you shall weep in joy once these things arrive! (well no matter what there will be wheeping) Unfortuantly the person I got at the postoffice was a complete tool and gave me the estimated time of "weeks" how many weeks I will never know :(. So I am really hoping you get it before Christams and such.

Haha, you know if I participated and I got Rog as my recipient I totally would have bought him an I-Mock t-shirt and some stickers :loo

Did I mention I got my thing

And enjoyred it emensley, as you will see in some videos on the subject.

Editing video is hard so it'll be a slow process. One a day would be nice. One every few days is probably more realistic

Part 1 of ?:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eQqdXOh0Nqk

i love you :<

Fuck that was funny

Jixby that ruled. I hope this goes on for many more parts. :O

i really shouldn't have been so entertained by your video, but i just kept watching and it was good! hehe

thanks guys, I tried my best ^_^

That's fucking hilarious! Sorry I have poor grammar. :( I'm looking forward to see the other parts.

Please no. I bought a bunch of Rabbit-Themed things to send to people (Including a Smokin' Labbit Playset) but my parents said I can do it next year when there's "proof" people send things to you. So yeah. :(

Can't you show them last year's?

Maybe in addition to a sign we should have the new people hold up the $30 cash to prove they're actually going to buy something.

The fucking package I sent still just says received on 11/30. Fucking slow ass post office. >:

Yeah, I guess they just don't want me to do it period. :P The whole "PARENTS, THE INTERNET IS FULL OF BABY RAPERS" thing they've got hammered into their heads.

And Jixby's video was great. Though for some reason I was really hoping he was going to eat a few of the packing peanuts.

They're packing noodles. There's a difference damnit!

SAME DIFFERENCE :(

you should ask your parents if you can do it if you use a friends address.

im glad you liked everything hickman, i want to see pics!
did everything fit ok?

I have insomnia and want to see the next video from Jixby .

Awesome video Jixby. Do you know how lucky you are to get all those peanuts? DO YOU!? Lucky motherfuckingsonofabitch. And you say there's more in that box? In that very same box where all the styrofoam peanuts were? Jesus, I thought I told people not to spend more than $30! Looks like your Secret Santa went WAY overboard!

Seth, he'll be sending you a real gift that he actually bought. Let me know when you receive it, hopefully early next week.

Thanks man, I'm glad my video turned you on because heres part 2 of ???

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gGjc26RxUKw

I just watched taladega nights, and it pretty much sucked and this more than made up for it :lol

Awsom Video's Jixby ! :lol2

Jixby your videos rock the mo' you make make me lol. KEEP THEM A COMIN'

the ending is brilliant :lol