man i got to get to present-ing this weekend theres nto much time!

REMINDER:

For those of you who are signed up to participate in this year's Secret Santa event, don't forget that you need to have your gifts sent out in the mail by Monday, December 4th at the latest. You should all have PMs in your inbox here on the forums telling you who you need to send your gifts to.

Man RoG you run a tight ship!

"Tight as a drum."

Well, I'm done and will send it tomorrow...Do we get the same person that we send it to or is it all random? Just curious.

he already said...its completely random for each person

like person a gets person b

person b gets person f

gee FartinMowler, for a P.I. you sure don't pay attention to the facts!


haha i'm on fire today.

:rock BURN BABY BURN!

Having some cornhole quicky give you an answer is part of being a good detective, you might end up as my assistant in one of my scripts.

so what if i send my present 3-4 days late, is the present reciever supposed to send it back due to tardiness?

I don't see why there is a deadline, I mean, mine's going to be late just so I can be DEFIANT :o

Apparently, you will get your ass BANNED if you fail to comply.

Merry fucking Christmas, beeyotch.

dude if i was gonna get banned from this board it would of happened a long time ago

you better not have me!

Mine is on it's way :)

I kind of see the point of what noob was saying, cuz it seems weird to me to have the deadline being so early in the month. People are going to have their Christmas presents like... three weeks before christmas. :o

you also need time to do a story with your gift...I might get a piece of shit and a bar of soap so I'm planning on doing a short fim about gang violence in prison :(

Ok, my gift will be shipped priority within the hour!!! Look forward to the no doubt wacky adventures that will ensue from my receiver!

Im sending mine today. I hope they dont track me down and kill me :(

Emily and I shipped ours yesterday.

And noob, YOU HAD BETTER SUBMIT. SUBMIT AND MAIL.

I Hope this starts soon, I wanna get ideas for what to get people next year

While reading this thread i feel even more miserable for not taking part on this event :(

My person should have their's around Tues-Thurs. I hate how USPS doesn't give you an estimated delivery date. :P

My post office would only tell me it will get there "before christmas".

I decided to wait for next year to participate because im a newbie and i don't know any of you well enough to pick good gifts out. I'm hoping to do it next year

I hope somebody got Emily a thighmaster :lol

oh man i really need to get on the ball here!

gonna be doing all my shopping tomorrow. last minute is how i do everything, but it always gets done

Yeah, I often need a year to prepare my gifts for people I know from the internet.

Well i don't know any of you guys well yet so seeing what people get you will help me for next year when i will actually participate

I hope to the lovley baby Jesus himself that you won't be here in a year! Merry Christmas!

:notfunny

i was hoping and waiting that some faggot would use that emoticon in an attempt to SERIOUSLY BURN someone ;<

:barnstar

Doesn't really work here :/

Well, the damned thing's done. Doesn't look as good as I'd planned, but at least I have a thoroughly filleted thumb to show for it. I'll be shipping it tomorrow.

I don't know about you guys, but I'm taking pictures of my gift before I mail it.

:ibapery
WOW Where have I been?! that's amazing!


Anyways got my stuffs togethers and nows alls I gots ta do is sends it mondays!

sending my stuff tomorrow, hope the shit likes it

im getting mine tomorrow :x

My gift launched this afternoon, in accordance with prophecy.

I loaded my gifts into a cannon and fired them into the sky today. The gods have accepted the hooker I sacrificed this weekend, so I am sure the gifts will reach their proper destination.

Sent, bitches

Oh man, now I'm gonna be all worried that there is some weird circumstance where my package was investigated, and it turns out full of coke and I go to jail.

But yeah, merry christmas anyways right?

i'm not gonna make this deadline, so i guess i'm banned for life :(

i have excuses, but i won't bore you with them.

i will be able to send zee gift to mee secret by wednesday at the latest.

it's just not gonna happen for me today :(

BANNED >:[/code]

How tough to send out a Bjork CD and a jar full of rotten teeth? :/

The whole reason for the deadlines is that we wanted to give people ample time for their packages to go out in the mail, especially since mail is notoriously slower during the holiday season. Furthermore, we wanted to allow more time for the gift-receivers to take photos of their gifts and put some amusing stories together, rather than feel rushed with having to post some pics at the last second because their gift arrived late.

Karen, since your gift is going out late, please try to do whatever the fastest shipping option is available. I'm not saying "overnight" it cuz I know that's expensive, but maybe whatever the next fastest shipping option is.

I'm sending mine out tomorrow. I'll see if i can expedite it.

I'm not one to buy into that vet/noob shit, but it seems really wrong when someone like fucking mystie is joking around about someone like glowbelly being banned.

Yeah, sorry, I'll try to stick with the basic insulting people's sexuality in the future.

mine was sent today

i had to walk to the post office

and it was cold

that's my story!

oh man im in the same boat as glowbelly
maybe my sister will let me borrow like 15 bucks rly fast
:X

I'm sure you have a good reason

mines out and ready to be received

Yep sent today.

I sent it, even before the last parcel pick-up at the postal service office! Somebody had better be happy, lest that somebody should BURN IN HELL.

oh and glowbelly if you are my santa!! YOu better overnight it when u can.

Shaddup. Glowbelly's chill.

is it ok if i SEND OUT today but the postmark is on tomorrows day

cause i want to put some finishing touches on my gift that will take past 7 pm to do :(

Yeah that's ok Willie, just get that gift out tomorrow.

For any of you who have been dragging your feet with the sending out of gifts, please send them out ASAP and make sure send them with the speediest postal method available (other than overnight that is, cuz overnight is way expensive). Remember, the postal service is extra slow during the holiday season, especially the closer you get to Christmas and I wanna make sure everybody receives their gifts on time with plenty of days before they have to post their photos here on the forums.

okay i got my shit :O

but i cant send it out 'til tomorrow, but i'll try and make it faaaaaast :D

i'll send it as fast as i can and all that jazzy-snazzy. probably ups cause it's not as expensive as fed ex, but not as cheapo and slow as us postal.

mystie: i hope you get bath salts and cookies, little miss cleavage.

i'll tell you my excuses now that i'm in the clear:

everyone in my house has been puking and shitting their brains out for the past 24 hours or so, except me! i was thrown up on about 45 minutes ago. pleasant. luckily, my secret isn't a fuckhead. i mighta sent the crap diapers and puke buckets their way.

Oh shit...

I'm sensing another opportunity for threats of mass bannings....

I'm already warming up the ban tazer. It's somewhere between 'ouch' and 'rape' atm.

*shrug* To be honest, I haven't really been anticipating my package anyway, it could never come and I'd barely notice. I mainly joined in to send, not receive.

Did everyone else in your house eat Taco Bell lately, cuz I heard they had a nasty e-coli issue.

suh-ent

our packages (mine and noob3's) are going in the mail first thing tomorrow morning. its past the deadline, but only by a day.

hes a little sick and still has to write his note out. i hope my assignment likes their stuff! :0

i sent mine out this morning! wow, shocker,a noobie made the deadline.... yesterday me and dr boogie prowled the underbellies of LA to find only the highest quality shit to send out. i cant wait to see th epics my secret posts...

I sent mine out on Monday. And some old fat gay guy took it from me! Man if I woulda brought my camera to the post office I coulda made a story out of that by itself. I hope my person gets it soon.

this from the gal who posted a link to her amazon wish list. *shrug*

:lol

It wouldn't happen to be a plague sent directly from God, would it?

Anyway, My package should arrive in two to three days. The bastards wouldn't let me put a tracking number for priority mail, but I signed up for delivery confirmation, at least.


Also, I got my Secret Santa gift from Misdemonar last night. Pictures are taken, and I'm figuring out how to do a story with them as we speak.

god damn you got it fast ;o

I was shocked. Kudos to Misdemonar.

Holy shitballs, that is fast. Either you two live real close or he overnighted it haha. Lookin' forward to seeing the first of many pics to come for the event. :o

Misdemenor is a g-g-girl? :eek

Nopers, though I think many people (myself included) always assumed that at first... probably thinking it was Missdemonar rather than Misdemonar.

yeah, i was just 'bout to say i heard she was a boy :x

Fartin mowler has made me laugh about 7 different times in this thread, it's weird.

Is this your way of saying that you havn't send my gift yet?

Commrade Rocket, Nothing4buddha, and I all sent ours out today AT THE EXACT SAME TIME FROM THE EXACT SAME PLACE.

TO THE EXACT SAME PERSON... er... no.

I sent mine on time. I hope my person likes it :(

i feel like a jerk, guys ;<

so went to the post office at 4:40, thinkin they'd still be open, seeing as how most people in this town don't get off work 'til 5. but, they were closed. SO, i have to send it tomorrow :/


i think my person will like their gift, though :o

I sent mine in the future in such a way that it should arrive in the then-past. So, it should arrive tomorrow.

They said 5-6 days for mine so probably this weekend sometime D:

mine was sent out today with delivery confirmation and all of that mess. it should arrive on thursday or friday.

kind of, considering noob3 and i are both sick. i hope we didnt contaminate anything. i think i sent a decent variety of stuff though.. so maybe a plague and then some.

I watched Seths video about God and lost 5 minutes of my life and then got it back by thinking about how I would decorate his apartment and then made static noises imagining my hair was turning curly in the process of alagorory and prostect enumalation vying for obtuse and sometimes falangalory pemputlatimosums.

Oh btw OJB's gift last year was a taco bell bean burrito wrapped in duct tape and sealed in a 'home window insulation' box. He did send it successfully but it got sent back because the idiot gave out the wrong address ;<

I forgot that no one else knew that ;<

Who was his recipient?

Maybe it was Ninjavenom.

Whoever it was, I'm sure they feel that not getting the present was a better outcome anyway.

I got mine, woah!

does VIDEO count as pictures becuase I am thinking of making a little video

No you will be banned, get a fucking camera you cheap bastard.

the three i sent today (for sam, comrade rocket, and i) are supposed to arrive in 3-5 days, i was going to send them through UPS but it would of cost about $10-$20 each >:

God damn that shits expensive.

yes jixby that is ok!

Indeed, video is fine. Just post a link to the Youtube video here in this thread as soon as it's ready.

my box cost about $22.50US to send. Gadzooks!

Damn, now that's dedication man. Hope you get some real spiffy secret santa gifts :o

Mine was like 4 bucks. It only weighed like 3 pounds. I gave crap. Really random crap.

I'm sure it's great :/