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Pub Lover Mar 19th, 2010 03:39 PM

:pagebrak

elx Mar 19th, 2010 11:19 PM

oh buggers

Pub Lover Mar 20th, 2010 02:57 AM

Is that a request? :orgasm

Pub Lover Mar 20th, 2010 02:58 AM


Zhukov Mar 20th, 2010 05:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 677086)
Is that a request? :orgasm

:lol

Hey elx, if we meet on the Mainland then it wont be illegal. Also, welcome back.

Colonel Flagg Mar 20th, 2010 08:27 AM

Welcome back, lassie. :)

Fathom Zero Mar 20th, 2010 09:00 AM

I had the greatest day ever with sexy girls. How's your life, Pub?

10,000 Volt Ghost Mar 20th, 2010 09:55 AM

Let's hear more about the sexy girls first.

Pub Lover Mar 20th, 2010 10:20 AM

My day could've involved sexy girls too, you know. :(

10,000 Volt Ghost Mar 20th, 2010 10:38 AM

Sorry. From now on Pub will always come before sexy girls in my book. :)

Pub Lover Mar 20th, 2010 10:54 AM

I usually aim for the same time, but if they don't mind... ;)

10,000 Volt Ghost Mar 20th, 2010 11:29 AM

Same here. My new GF is weird and won't tell me when she does though. I can usually tell but sometimes she's sneaky. She of course knows when I do aside from me yelling non-sense at the same time. Trying really hard to get away with yelling "CAPTAIN CAVEMAN!" next time with her.

RaNkeri Mar 20th, 2010 06:04 PM

Miami Vice, fuck yeah

RaNkeri Mar 20th, 2010 06:25 PM

30€ for a movie poster? Don't think so, brah

Tadao Mar 21st, 2010 02:03 AM

Went to Anihiem Stadium on Friday. My GF had to go to religious education cause she teaches at a Catholic school, so I went along. The stall were pretty gay but I did like one guys art.

http://lalogarcia.com/



Fathom Zero Mar 21st, 2010 06:28 AM

Deco-y. I like it.

Zhukov Mar 21st, 2010 06:36 AM

Looks like it belongs on a Spanish civil war poster.

Fathom Zero Mar 21st, 2010 09:09 AM

http://www.lazertits.com/

This is probably NSFW.

10,000 Volt Ghost Mar 21st, 2010 11:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 677209)
http://www.lazertits.com/

This is probably NSFW.

I like the one riding the motorcycle

Fathom Zero Mar 21st, 2010 11:54 AM

http://www.lazertits.com/photo/1280/...yoj7a7v1qbpe1p

Zhukov Mar 21st, 2010 12:05 PM

Someone is probably making money of that. Christ.

Zhukov Mar 21st, 2010 12:39 PM

Pub, it's pretty late. You should be in bed.

Zhukov Mar 21st, 2010 12:46 PM

OK good.

Grislygus Mar 21st, 2010 01:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zhukov (Post 677205)
Looks like it belongs on a Spanish civil war poster.

David Alfarro Siqueros didn't start painting until after the Spanish Civil war, when he moved to Mexico :(




Though you're right on the (general, stylistic) money, I'm impressed

10,000 Volt Ghost Mar 21st, 2010 03:08 PM

I would let her sound my seventh trumpet.

Sam Mar 21st, 2010 03:16 PM


Pub Lover Mar 21st, 2010 03:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zhukov (Post 677218)
Pub, it's pretty late. You should be in bed.

Man, At that time I needed to be working, not sleeping. :x

...or reading message boards. ;)

Kitsa Mar 22nd, 2010 12:07 AM

You may be delighted to know I managed to accidentally punch myself in the face tonight and gave myself a nosebleed that lasted the better part of an hour.

Zhukov Mar 22nd, 2010 12:11 AM

I'm ecstatic.

captain516 Mar 22nd, 2010 12:51 AM

So, uh, Obama's health care bill was passed. Does anybody care?

Esuohlim Mar 22nd, 2010 01:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 677277)
You may be delighted to know I managed to accidentally punch myself in the face tonight and gave myself a nosebleed that lasted the better part of an hour.

You may be delighted to know that my name is Kitsa and I'm incredibly self-absorbed

Esuohlim Mar 22nd, 2010 01:05 AM

Album #5: Help!

The first half of the album is the same old shit, but suddenly a surprise comes at the latter half of the album with "It's Only Love". After 4.5 albums, I finally come across a song that I actually think I like. And then it happens again with "Tell Me What You See". And then again with "I've Just Seen a Face". What the hell is going on?

So yeah, a notable improvement. I'm finally optimistic about this whole stupid endeavor.

Esuohlim Mar 22nd, 2010 01:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by captain516 (Post 677283)
So, uh, Obama's health care bill was passed. Does anybody care?

What the hell is an obama?

Kitsa Mar 22nd, 2010 01:06 AM

yes, milhouse, you sure showed me. kudos.

Esuohlim Mar 22nd, 2010 01:15 AM

Sorry but I couldn't help but notice that 95% of your posts aren't continuing existing conversations but instead starting new ones that reference yourself and your mundane life

And 95% of THOSE posts are only acknowledged by Tadao

Kitsa Mar 22nd, 2010 01:46 AM

Fair enough, but how much satisfaction does all the "everybody hates you, go die" shtick really provide? I mean, I know it more or less fuels this place, but still, it seems like some of the thrill would be gone after a while.

All we have to bring to the table is ourselves, and that includes your Cameron-looking ass.

Zhukov Mar 22nd, 2010 01:49 AM

I know I'm eagerly awaiting the next Beatles album review.

Pub Lover Mar 22nd, 2010 01:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by j h from United States
Amateurish in every respect. Not watchable. This movie was a big disappointment for my wife daughter. We sat down for an evening together and ending up annoyed and feeling cheated. The movie would be useful for anyone interested in how not to make a movie. A well made movie is seamless and the viewer is not distracted while watching to wonder about he skills of those who made the movie. Conceivably a viewer might be forgiven if they thought that anyone can make a movie. This movie is a sure cure of such delusions. Just watch this and get reminded of how much effort it takes to develop a coherent plot, to have words for the characters that don't make them sound repetitious and insane and to set up shots where viewers can actually see what is going on.

..

captain516 Mar 22nd, 2010 01:56 AM

I like watching movies with my wife-daughter too!

Pub Lover Mar 22nd, 2010 02:00 AM

;)

RaNkeri Mar 22nd, 2010 02:13 AM

Somebody please tell me, why are some people in US so against the health care reform? What's so un-american in it?

Kitsa Mar 22nd, 2010 02:16 AM

Because as good as it sounds, and as much as it would help people in theory, and as wonderful as all that would be, the government can't seem to help but fuck up everything it touches. At least, that's been the personal experience and opinion of many.

Supafly345 Mar 22nd, 2010 02:21 AM

Also they keep forgetting how large corporations keep purposely fucking them over. Plus black guy.

Esuohlim Mar 22nd, 2010 02:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 677291)
Fair enough, but how much satisfaction does all the "everybody hates you, go die" shtick really provide? I mean, I know it more or less fuels this place, but still, it seems like some of the thrill would be gone after a while.

All we have to bring to the table is ourselves, and that includes your Cameron-looking ass.

I'M JUST LETTING OFF A LITTLE PENT UP STEAM / MISOGYNY, NO NEED TO TAKE IT TOO PERSONALLY

Babs Mar 22nd, 2010 02:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zhukov (Post 677292)
I know I'm eagerly awaiting the next Beatles album review.

Yeah Cameron-looking ass, when's the next review coming?

Zhukov Mar 22nd, 2010 02:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RaNkeri (Post 677298)
Somebody please tell me, why are some people in US so against the health care reform? What's so un-american in it?

I always saw it as a deep resentment of helping people who wont help themselves. Why should my taxes go towards helping some junkie who has no job? etc.


I hear a lot of "pull yourself up by your bootstraps" get thrown around, even though that sounds impossible to do.

Kitsa Mar 22nd, 2010 03:03 AM

I know that if the socialized insurance is anything like the government-run insurance I deal with now, we're all fucked.

Pub Lover Mar 22nd, 2010 03:28 AM

But if the government option is so poor an alternative then everyone that has a choice won't pick it, and it'll only be people that had no option before that'll use it. If your government-run insurance was bad before, it staying bad is going to mean what for you?
Taxes spent on your nation's military will still far outstrip any spent on healthcare.


Yay.

Pub Lover Mar 22nd, 2010 03:29 AM

Goshdarn it, I got caught up in the hopey change. :x

Pub Lover Mar 22nd, 2010 03:31 AM

http://ny-image3.etsy.com/il_430xN.120615599.jpg

http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php...ng_id=39877535

Pub Lover Mar 22nd, 2010 03:32 AM

:pagebrak

Zhukov Mar 22nd, 2010 05:11 AM

It seems like the 80s are back, except only all the bad stuff from the 80s.

Pub Lover Mar 22nd, 2010 05:15 AM

The 80s are only just getting to New Zealand for the first time.

Pub Lover Mar 22nd, 2010 05:46 AM


executioneer Mar 22nd, 2010 07:22 AM

what, couldn't they draw batman as a woman, too

Zhukov Mar 22nd, 2010 07:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 677317)
The 80s are only just getting to New Zealand for the first time.

It's 1992 here man. Get with the times.

RaNkeri Mar 22nd, 2010 08:25 AM


executioneer Mar 22nd, 2010 08:32 AM

hey guys wanna do me a favor and piss off an anime nerd too
click here to leech his bandwidth

Fathom Zero Mar 22nd, 2010 08:47 AM

On a side note, some bot put porno on your message bored, willie.

executioneer Mar 22nd, 2010 08:58 AM

sheesh. i'm almost tempted to work on setting up a filter, but the total of three spambots that registered were not all that difficult to get rid of

executioneer Mar 22nd, 2010 09:00 AM

whoops that link wasn't even right

thats what i get for not sleeping from caffeine :lol

Fathom Zero Mar 22nd, 2010 09:36 AM

So what'd Kenseidouche do to you?

executioneer Mar 22nd, 2010 10:43 AM

he was a humorless dick that got yuku(ezboard) to delete people's links to his photobucket images

executioneer Mar 22nd, 2010 10:47 AM

and the funny part is: ALL THE IMAGES LINKED TO WERE IN HIS SIGNATURE ALREADY AND BEING LOADED ON THE PAGE

executioneer Mar 22nd, 2010 10:47 AM

well not all the images I'M linking to, but the ones that got deleted were

i google-found the rest

Sam Mar 22nd, 2010 12:02 PM

I F5'd it like 20 times Willie. I wanted extra good luck.

Kitsunexus Mar 22nd, 2010 12:03 PM

As much as I loathe FARK, you should try submitting it to them.

10,000 Volt Ghost Mar 22nd, 2010 12:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 677293)
..


It's got Rowdy Roddy Piper in it too.....AND HE'S ALL OUTA GUM.

Esuohlim Mar 22nd, 2010 12:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsunexus (Post 677377)
As much as I loathe FARK, you should try submitting it to them.

oh god they're 100% right!

bye.

RaNkeri Mar 22nd, 2010 12:29 PM


jhonnyD2 Mar 22nd, 2010 12:41 PM

the pics here is strange u men.... u could think about changing them all....

Zhukov Mar 22nd, 2010 01:37 PM

Hmm, good point. Are you from China?

Kitsunexus Mar 22nd, 2010 03:41 PM

Here is a rather fascinating list of ways to linguistically avoid reality:
http://iteslj.org/Lessons/Alkire-Euphemisms.html

You're not fat, you're just overweight! America doesn't bomb other countries, we send in air support! I'M NOT GOING TO A BROTHEL, I'M GOING TO A MASSAGE PARLOR! :lol

Why is the world so sensitive? Part of the world's problems seems to be the inability to face our problems.

RaNkeri Mar 22nd, 2010 05:07 PM

GRAPEFRUIT JUICE IN THE EYE


GRAPEFRUIT JUICE IN THE FUCKING EYTREDSFEEEEE

Kitsunexus Mar 22nd, 2010 05:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RaNkeri (Post 677463)
GRAPEFRUIT JUICE IN THE EYE


GRAPEFRUIT JUICE IN THE FUCKING EYTREDSFEEEEE

Have you tried that? Like on purpose? It's really not that bad when you get used to it, it helps you get used to stronger attack deterrent sprays and even works to cure pinkeye. You'll want to be careful about your desensitization sessions though, if you keep dousing your eyes with caustic chemicals, even with something as weak as grapefruit juice (arguably the weakest acid of all the citruses) you'll develop ocular trauma pretty quickly. So don't do it in a span of hours or even days, try a span of 30 minutes every week. That will lessen the eventual ocular damage while still providing adequate desensitization. After like three weeks though, I quit. Grapefruit sessions are even more boring than shaving, and my ADHD won't stand for that, mild as it is.

MattJack Mar 22nd, 2010 05:51 PM

Kitsu I listened to your tunes. Music forum thread mayng

Esuohlim Mar 22nd, 2010 05:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsunexus (Post 677468)
Have you tried that? Like on purpose? It's really not that bad when you get used to it, it helps you get used to stronger attack deterrent sprays and even works to cure pinkeye. You'll want to be careful about your desensitization sessions though, if you keep dousing your eyes with caustic chemicals, even with something as weak as grapefruit juice (arguably the weakest acid of all the citruses) you'll develop ocular trauma pretty quickly. So don't do it in a span of hours or even days, try a span of 30 minutes every week. That will lessen the eventual ocular damage while still providing adequate desensitization. After like three weeks though, I quit. Grapefruit sessions are even more boring than shaving, and my ADHD won't stand for that, mild as it is.

told u i wuz hardcore

Kitsunexus Mar 22nd, 2010 05:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 677470)
told u i wuz hardcore

Denounce me all you want, friend, but when the police state hits full force and we're both tied down in the interrogation chamber, I won't be the traitor spilling secrets.

Otto Mar 22nd, 2010 05:59 PM

No, you'll be spilling all of the secrets when they threaten to DELETE ALL YOUR ANIMES

Esuohlim Mar 22nd, 2010 05:59 PM

You're right hey Rankeri buy me a bag of lemons I need to do some training

Kitsunexus Mar 22nd, 2010 06:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MattJack (Post 677469)
Kitsu I listened to your tunes. Music forum thread mayng

Cool, thanks so much! :3

Colonel Flagg Mar 22nd, 2010 06:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsunexus (Post 677468)
[...] something as weak as grapefruit juice (arguably the weakest acid of all the citruses) [...]

You mean the lowest acid content of all the citruses. And that's not correct - orange and tangerine are lower. Grapefruit is pretty square in the middle, even allowing for varietal variation.

All the significant acid contained in citrus fruits is the same - citric acid, predictably.

Ranny, hope your eye feels better, dude. :tear

10,000 Volt Ghost Mar 22nd, 2010 06:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsunexus (Post 677468)
Have you tried that? Like on purpose? It's really not that bad when you get used to it, it helps you get used to stronger attack deterrent sprays and even works to cure pinkeye. You'll want to be careful about your desensitization sessions though, if you keep dousing your eyes with caustic chemicals, even with something as weak as grapefruit juice (arguably the weakest acid of all the citruses) you'll develop ocular trauma pretty quickly. So don't do it in a span of hours or even days, try a span of 30 minutes every week. That will lessen the eventual ocular damage while still providing adequate desensitization. After like three weeks though, I quit. Grapefruit sessions are even more boring than shaving, and my ADHD won't stand for that, mild as it is.

Shut up.

Kitsunexus Mar 22nd, 2010 06:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 10,000 Volt Ghost (Post 677480)
Shut up.

Sorry. ._.

Babs Mar 22nd, 2010 06:39 PM

Tadao, am I on your ignore list?

Pub Lover Mar 22nd, 2010 07:21 PM

Babs, you're on all our ignore lists. Our ignore lists for our hearts.

Babs Mar 22nd, 2010 07:26 PM

Just love me

Babs Mar 22nd, 2010 07:29 PM

Your minds are telling me no. But your bodies are telling me yes.

Fathom Zero Mar 22nd, 2010 08:46 PM

http://www.toysrus.com/product/index...ductId=2850498

"When we tried these out on pre-schoolers rifles in 300 Winchester, they worked remarkably well. However, caution should be exercised when using lasers around small children as they tend to leave the switch in the "on" position and thereby shorten battery life. Our school is now ordering more so that each child will independently have sighting capability for any new weapons he or she later procures. Thank you Toys-R-Us for stocking this hard to find item!"

Babs Mar 22nd, 2010 09:01 PM

God bless America

Colonel Flagg Mar 22nd, 2010 09:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 677497)
Babs, you're on all our ignore lists. Our ignore lists for our hearts.

;)

Babs Mar 23rd, 2010 12:06 AM

Do not wink to that, that makes me feel really uncomfortable. WHY THE HELL HAVE YOU FORSAKEN ME.

executioneer Mar 23rd, 2010 01:59 AM

he's not winking he got fruit juice in his eye

Esuohlim Mar 23rd, 2010 02:00 AM


executioneer Mar 23rd, 2010 02:03 AM

okay so my efforts to get people to gang up on the nerd's photobucket were probably for naught:

#1: possibly has a Pro account w/ unlimited transfer, apparently he mentioned it at some point (i don't believe him, and if it's true, who the hell pays for photobucket. buy some actual hosting, it's not dramatically more expensive and you can host something besides .pngs of your favorite anime character)

#2: figured out how to make an auto-refresh version, and how to completely disable my cache in FF. my computer's automatically loading that page twice every three seconds now :lol

i'm gonna let it get to 20,000 or 30,000 or something before shutting it off just to be sure the photobucket pro bs wasn't a lie

Esuohlim Mar 23rd, 2010 02:07 AM

For what it's worth I F5ed like 300 times :(

executioneer Mar 23rd, 2010 02:09 AM

it was really cathartic to think that just by pushing a combination of buttons, i was one tiny bit closer to infuriating an internet retard

Zhukov Mar 23rd, 2010 02:13 AM

:lol

Grislygus Mar 23rd, 2010 02:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsunexus (Post 677468)
Have you tried that? Like on purpose? It's really not that bad when you get used to it, it helps you get used to stronger attack deterrent sprays


RAPE

Tadao Mar 23rd, 2010 02:25 AM



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