I-Mockery Forum - I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those lips)

I'd never ever play this IRL because I'mthe kind of person who has to have roleplaying in his tabletop RPGs,and it takes a really special kind of friend to watch someone pretendto DRIFT TO AND FRO TWIXT THE FEYWILDS and then still want to befriends afterwords. Strangers on the internet are fine, though.

http://www.mediafire.com/?90d6egsh1gs

Fathom Zero

Jun 8th, 2008 01:22 AM

Yes.

Sethomas

Jun 8th, 2008 01:49 AM

So, I'm about to go to the bars. I'm wearing a shirt I like a lot. Long-sleeve button-down, jet black sateen made of 100% silk.

I feel like I should demonstrate my affinity for it with some crass hyperbole.

Dude, because of this shirt tonight I'm gonna get so much pussy that I'll wake up with more STDs than mainstream pathology presently recognizes. So many chicks are going to want me that we'll have to find a late night stadium that rents by the hour. Tomorrow morning, there will be significant shortages in the national supply of the "morning-after pill" because of me wearing this shirt. In the aftermath of my mental puissance coming together with me wearing this shirt tonight, the global average IQ will raise by at least two points as my bastards enter the population.

ElPila666

Jun 8th, 2008 03:03 AM

man, i kind of understand you, i have some awesome buds to smoke, that i'll like to share with some chick, i mean find a stoner girlfriend to share my trips with cuz i am sick of smoke all by miself, of course when i'm stoned i forget about all this lonely feeling, if i quit pot i bet i could be getting laid at this moment, life is unfair, god gives bread to people that has no teeth :tear

ElPila666

Jun 8th, 2008 03:35 AM

pac-man

Jun 8th, 2008 04:28 AM

You could probably eat bread with no teeth.

liquidstatik

Jun 8th, 2008 06:24 AM

ElPila666 you can smoke w/ me babbbyy ;>

pac-man

Jun 8th, 2008 06:43 AM

This is where somebody who works here says something like, "I-Mockery does not support the use of illegal substances." Right?

No? Okay, well, who's got the hook-up on some jenkem?

liquidstatik

Jun 8th, 2008 07:32 AM

:barf

Fathom Zero

Jun 8th, 2008 11:00 AM

Jesus Christ.

HickMan

Jun 8th, 2008 01:38 PM

hey liquid statik wanna join a gang?

Pub Lover

Jun 8th, 2008 04:01 PM

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Originally Posted by RaNkeri (Post 559718)

fark you >:

I wasn't talking to you, Buddy. You posted while I was debating whether to add some legitimate content to my post. As always, I decided against it.

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Originally Posted by ElPila666 (Post 559542)

:tear

WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU CRYING ABOUT? >:

I MADE DR O STOP POSTING AND THAT WAS MY GOAL, EVEN IF I DID IT WITHOUT HIM GETTING MY IRONY. :spin

liquidstatik

Jun 8th, 2008 05:27 PM

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Originally Posted by HickMan (Post 559696)

hey liquid statik wanna join a gang?

stawrberry hills? :x

Pub Lover

Jun 8th, 2008 05:52 PM

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Originally Posted by liquidstatik (Post 559724)

Who the hell hosts anything on angelfire since 2001?

MarioRPG

Jun 8th, 2008 07:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 559725)

Who the hell hosts anything on angelfire since 2001?

Haha, let's all load up our AOL discs guys.

liquidstatik

Jun 9th, 2008 12:07 AM

:lol

liquidstatik

Jun 9th, 2008 12:07 AM

aol

WhiteRat

Jun 9th, 2008 03:32 AM

I went to a greasy bar in Superior, Wisconsin tonight and watched two of my friends hustle all of the pool players there. Also, the electronic juke boxes that take 1$ bills are the devil.

executioneer

Jun 9th, 2008 04:10 AM

oh man did it take credit cards and let you "download" songs too

WhiteRat

Jun 9th, 2008 11:58 AM

That would be the one.

Fathom Zero

Jun 9th, 2008 01:01 PM

MattJack

Jun 9th, 2008 01:30 PM

bureaucrats :rolleyes

Pub Lover

Jun 9th, 2008 03:51 PM

Can I get a preemptive ban on Colonelclusterfuck? :domo

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Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 559834)

Admittedly this is generally only funny if you've played Deus Ex and understand the basic concpt of a Youtube Poop, both of which you guys have seemed to have failed to do

I have now learned what constitutes a Youtube Poop. I do not detect it's humour. :domo

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Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 559872)

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Originally Posted by Sacks (Post 559756)

She's also a foot fetishist.

You say that like it's a bad thing!

Seven Force is a foot fetishist. :domo

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Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 559882)

Richard Ramirez is a dick. And he does Incredible Hulk fanart (look under May 2006).

I doubt that is the killer or the musician. :domo