Official Mattel Hate Thread
 

Am I the only one who views Mattel as the single most evil toy company ever?

A list of their felonies:

1. Shit distribution of DC Universe Classics, the only good toyline from them out now, with them pretty much deciding to focus more on getting those shitty minifigures to stores then focusing on DCUC. And what's that? You want Starfire? HAHAHAHA! FUCK YOU! USE THE INTERNET!

2. Shit character selection in DCUC. It's great that we get obscure characters like Gentlemen's Ghost and Killer Moth, but this is total bullshit. Where the fuck is Alan Scott, Jay Garrick, Zatanna and Martian Manhunter? And for a universe known for sexy females, they sure are treated like shit with only one per wave.

3. Killing their otherwise superb MOTU 2002, with shitty Heman or Skeletor variant after shitty Heman or Skeletor variant with them barely caring about other characters

4. No females in the Avatar, Naruto, and Secret Saturdays toylines. I may not care about Avatar and Naruto, but with franchises involving important female characters, this is total bullshit.

5. Killing what would have been a great Star Wars-esque Harry Potter toyline

6. Forgetting to add elbow and knee joints to Justice League toys.

7. Ruining what would have been a fun, Super Powers-esque toyline, by having those stupid holes in the Batman Brave and the Bold toys

8. Selling their Ghostbusters and MOTU classics online only

and more

*The reason I'm like this is that I just got back from Wal-Mart with no DCUC figures*

I can't see turning this into a funny thread.

I BET THE COMPANY WOULD BE AWESOME IF THEY CROSSED OVER WITH HANNA-BARBARA AND ANTIQUE ROAD SHOWS! I LOVE ALL 3 THINGS SO MIXING THEM TOGETHER WOULD BE A GREAT IDEA. I'M A FUCKING GENIUS!

Yeah it definitely won't be a funny thread now

I knew you would try to be witty. What irony in your words. Your sentence states that your post killed all chance. It's like I'm fucking psychic.

Does the PS3 come with a game that teaches English comprehension and grammatical sentence structure?

what exactly is number 5 and well i don't care much about any of the series you mentioned i don't buy dc comics nor toys so whatever

DC SUCKS

But I wear DC shoes :(

They are blue and white. How can you say such a thing?

Oh wait we're talking about toys n shit. Something tells me that Mr. Mockery has some awesome Mattel toys from 1982 that will refute this whole thread, so now I'm going to talk about shoes.

I bet you wear sandals.. SAM :rolleyes

typical californican

sandal tans are sexy

Holes in Batman Brave and The Bold? I don't quite follow...

BTW, the smaller figures are great! Like MEGO pocket heroes or GI JOES. I was always mad as a kid when I couldn't fit Wolverine or Superman into GI JOE vehicles properly.

O thought Durr was finally banned for being generally retarded?

i liked the intellivision, i guess

Kenner is where it's at, amirite guys?

The reason why I'm fond of The Leader is because if someone doesn't make what he wants, he'll suck it up and make it his own dam self.

Thank you Mattel for this glorious hate thread where I can express my feelings of hate for Durrsomething and his felonies.

1) He makes lame threads about lame shit.

2) He gives off the impression that he is mentally handicapped.

3) He makes lame posts in otherwise good threads.

4) He brings a certain degree of "gay" to he boards in general.

5) He pulls "information" out of his ass to make bogus claims.

Godammit when I see dumbshit and microshit on the same page I know I have stumbled into the wrong thread.

In my head I picture your avatar reading this from a rolled parchment and its hilarious.

6) He makes the men of I-Mockery wish man rape upon him, and no man should wish man rape on another man.

7) He induces a vomiting sensation.

8) His avatar give the impression he is a Wiesel despite Shaq not being a wiesel... maybe.

9) He complains about knee joins on toys.

10) He wants Star-Wars esque Harry Potter toys.

hahaha I was thinking about commenting on your number 10 also.

Love Kenner

Their Batman toys ruled, wish I still had mine...

HAHA THIS THREAD IS FOR NERDS WHINING ABOUT TOYS WHEN THEY ARE WELL PASS THE AGE FOR PLAYING WITH TOYS HAHA