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I don't get it. Why the fuck would Pram Maven, a guy whose already in the forums, create another name, and post.

That's the most facetious thing ive ever read

TELL US MORE WACKY STORIES!

THAT WAS CHUCKLEWORTHY!

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Originally Posted by Pram Maven (Post 724131)

Oof... Not a good idea to call these guys dipshits.

Jokes ruined by Pram Maven's clunker posts (since 5/29/11 5:42 PM) - 5

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Originally Posted by Pram Maven (Post 724092)

Can anyone confirm if the ip address originates in, oh I dunno, Hillsboro?

Dude's not me.

Jokes ruined by Pram Maven's clunker posts (since 5/29/11 5:42 PM) - 6

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Originally Posted by ThrashO (Post 724123)

I don't get it. Why the fuck would Pram Maven, a guy whose already in the forums, create another name, and post. I can't tell if you guys are just fucking with me or are actual complete dipshits.

Did you write the line 'It might be handy if you, the master of unlocking, take it with you.'? Cause that post sure read like it.

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Originally Posted by Colonel Flagg (Post 724127)

Tadao is every annoying person on i-mock, including Coolinator.

EDIT: Maybe even me! :eek

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Originally Posted by ThrashO (Post 724025)

Ever have it happen? I have, numerous times. I think it's fucking gross but I'm usually drunk to so it's kind of funny.

One time when I was at some senior party in highschool, The chick who owned the house had a mad crush on me and she was ok but I had been with my girlfriend for a long time. Turned out my girlfriend was a dirty whore and I had dumped her prior.

So anyways, we're in the shower dicking around and what not, and she's on her knee's begging me to sling a spoonful of oatmeal down her throat, and I feel *kinda* bad because i'm not nearly as drunk as this chick. However I don't give a shit.

So she's saying things like "Come on... hurry..." moaning all sexily, and I think she really just wanted me to hurry up because the next thing I knew she totally barfed on my cock, balls and down my legs. There was so many chunks of shit on me it was disgusting. Like huge leafy lettucey things.

So I stepped over her, washed my dick and nuts and everything off and left her face down in a chunky puke stew because the barf had clogged the drain.

I remember being pretty drunk and stoned so when she was barfing I don't even think it phased me, I was just watching her. I think it was because I was already in the shower. Cool huh?

DID YOU DONE YPUNCH HER CUZ THATS W HAT YOU USUALLY DO IN THOSE SUTIATIONS OR DIRTY SANCHEZ HER.

Ok I might as well come clean. I am Pram Maven. I thought you guys would never figure it out. This whole time I have been masquerading around as one of you silently masturbating at the incredible progress I've made and then everyone, like clockwork, figured me out.

I mean, just rearrange the letters in my name for godsakes: ThrashO -> Pram Maven.

I'll leave now...

ANOTHER EXCITING DAY IN I-MOCK HISTORY

I continue to nod approvingly at Throsha. He is my favorite nephew.

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Originally Posted by Pram Maven (Post 724131)

Oof... Not a good idea to call these guys dipshits.

Dont you talk to me like that me.

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Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 724066)

thrasho you need to slow your roll

crunk mode willie, sippin' on some prrple

Drunk Bitches Starting Threads on You

about there pussies being exploded.

PLEASE MORE WACKY NEEDED STAT

Dear Lord. Deliver us from Chuckle-Humperdink.

Thank you.

Dont you talk to me like that me.

Don't open a can of dicks if you can't eat the whole thing.

Learn how to quote posts you moron.

Dont you talk to me like that me.

Okay, I will to you not like that talk you.

Man, I can't wait to hear what you have to say next. I'm whippin' out my decoder ring.

What is wrong with you?

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Originally Posted by The Leader (Post 724287)

Learn how to quote posts you sexy thing.

Why thank you! *touches his hair and shows a boob*