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Grislygus May 30th, 2010 08:46 PM

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Grislygus May 30th, 2010 08:48 PM


Grislygus May 30th, 2010 08:49 PM

FUCK

Grislygus May 30th, 2010 08:51 PM

Now Pub can post his PAGE BREAK, FOOL at someone else's expense

Grislygus May 30th, 2010 08:52 PM

THE EFFECT IS RUINED NOW

Fathom Zero May 30th, 2010 08:54 PM

Haha what a dummy this guy is

Kitsa May 30th, 2010 09:00 PM

I went to sleep during deadliest catch and had some sort of fucked up dream/hallucination about fishermen in yellow slickers with giant staring fish-eyes and rotating needle-teeth like their jaws were made of chainsaws.

My fever was only one degree above normal. Damn.

Fathom Zero May 30th, 2010 09:07 PM

My nightmares are usually about everything and everyone I love dying and disappearing painfully. Your dreams sound way cooler.

Kitsa May 30th, 2010 09:12 PM

maybe I was transported into a crab's point of view for a moment :(


I always wondered what would happen with obnoxious strobe gifs if it could be proven they really did induce a seizure in someone susceptible. People die during seizures, so that could be a fun time in the courtroom. If you experience it, report back! I'm curious.

Fathom Zero May 30th, 2010 09:20 PM

I've never been anything other than myself in my dreams. :( It sucks.

Fathom Zero May 30th, 2010 09:21 PM


Colonel Flagg May 30th, 2010 11:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 687680)
I went to sleep during deadliest catch and had some sort of fucked up dream/hallucination about fishermen in yellow slickers with giant staring fish-eyes and rotating needle-teeth like their jaws were made of chainsaws.

Could your dream have been influenced by GW's avatar?

(Hope you feel better, Kit)

Kitsa May 31st, 2010 08:43 AM

Thanks...other than coughing a little and generally feeling like death warmed over I am better and ready to ROCK THIS FEDERAL HOLIDAY thanks

While I was out of it yesterday, I was informed that had I been healthy I could have had an awesome weekend of parks, zoos and general happy recreation, but now of course it would not happen. That made me pretty unhappy.

It wasn't exactly like GW's avatar...I'll photoshop it if I can remember the stretching technique.

Guitar Woman May 31st, 2010 09:32 AM

Guys, what do you do when your paycheck bounces after you've deposited and spent it?

I mean, aside from getting stuck with overdraft fees that I can't currently pay off and not working for that company fucking ever again.

Fathom Zero May 31st, 2010 09:38 AM

Pay off debt? I dunno.

If it's worth it, file something. I'm sure you can.

Pentegarn May 31st, 2010 10:31 AM

Look into getting a lawyer to sue said company, there was fiscal pain and suffering to you that they caused. Might be able to squeeze something from them that way

Guitar Woman May 31st, 2010 10:34 AM

Part of me hopes this will come to legal action, as I really feel like kicking someone in the balls right now.

And I could use some free money.

10,000 Volt Ghost May 31st, 2010 01:29 PM

I had a half assed dream this morning. In reality my gf's cat kept pawing at my head and shoulders while an infomercial played on tv. So in my dream her kept was poking at me trying to sell me shit.

"Meow. Sir, this is the perfect product for you. You'll use it all the time." Poke. Poke. Poke.

Kitsa May 31st, 2010 05:02 PM

frankly, 10,000V, that sounds like one hell of an awesome dream.

Pub Lover May 31st, 2010 05:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 687677)
Now Pub can post his PAGE BREAK, FOOL at someone else's expense

I would, but I'm too busy having a seizure. :eek

Pentegarn May 31st, 2010 05:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 10,000 Volt Ghost (Post 687723)
I had a half assed dream this morning. In reality my gf's cat kept pawing at my head and shoulders while an infomercial played on tv. So in my dream her kept was poking at me trying to sell me shit.

"Meow. Sir, this is the perfect product for you. You'll use it all the time." Poke. Poke. Poke.

Don't you mean to say the cat told you it would be the purrrfect product? :rimshot

Guitar Woman May 31st, 2010 08:28 PM

HPPD, IT'S FUN TIIIIIIIIIIIMES

Kitsa May 31st, 2010 08:37 PM

Hah! I'm buying this. No reason to fuck up my back worse than it already is.


Fathom Zero May 31st, 2010 08:40 PM

Genius, that is.

The only problem would be if it started strangling your toddler or dislocating its arms.

Kitsa May 31st, 2010 08:46 PM

true. But I bet if I were generally careful and didn't let her wander like she was attached to an invisible parachute, it'd be okay.


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