:pagebrak

:heart Nina

Stephen King books are great because all the special effects happen in your head. The movies, not so much.

Except Tim Curry, who has my eternal respect and pants-shitting fear.

What about the Shining?

Well, the Jack Nicholson version had the acting talent and the suspense, with much of the creepiness, and in my opinion Stanley Kubrick did the best/creepiest job with what he had. But I understand that Stephen King was irritated that the topiary animals didn't come to life, and wasn't happy until the remake. Which I didn't like.

stephen king is a faggot

and not the good kind either

Wait, he "fixed" the Shining?

Yeah, there was a remake.

with the guy from Wings!

STEPHEN KING IS A POOR MAN'S DEAN KOONTZ.

and it was six hours long!

Here's an author of paperback thrillers with a suspiciously fortuitous name: Stephen Coonts.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stephen_Coonts

haha his name is COONTS

I've never met someone with more than one coont before

'LO

Finished your route, RK?

Do Finnish newspapers have naked ladies in them?

1) Yes

2) Finnish newspaper's can only endure underwear/lingerie pics :/

When do you get paid?

Is that because Finnish wimmen are hidious to behold beneath their longjohns?

DEAR RANKERI:

I don't get your point esuohlim :rolleyes

I was watching some show last night and they decided to nuke Finland. Sorry Ranny :(

does that mean he's a ghost now?

Why nuke Finland? Whats the strategic relevance for that? Was it just an act of kindness?

euthanasia probably, it's just better this way

Check his IP address. If its coming from a cemetary we'll know for sure.

92.122.0.61.CEMETERY.12

Oh my god, not Finland!

I was supposed to make soup but it turned out to be stew. Has this happened to anybody else?

Yeah once I opened the soup can, looked away for ten seconds, looked back and pow - you've guessed it - STEW!

I almost died of equal parts shock and disgust.

Naked, hanging from a rope in a closet of a luxury Bangkok hotel. We all should be so lucky.

The whores really do do it all in Bangkok. :\

A generic but cool death, just like the man.

The curse of Bruce Lee finally caught up with him.

Robotnik's raping my ass

/chatnet on
/chat you are all homos
/chatnet off

Hey CIG and Kitsa, have you seen the documentary King Corn yet? http://www.kingcorn.net/

I've heard about it and someone was talking about corn on tv and I remembered it. I'm trying to get it now, but yeah, the amount of corn in everything is disturbing.

Oh yeaaah, 7 chaos emeralds.

time to make him my bitch.

hmm edit is tasty.

Done.

I already suggested that in less polite terms in PM. :x

nope, never seen it.

I just ordered the old Ned Beatty Jonestown movie to replace a VHS I've had for years. Looking forward to that.

That's the one they always play on tv right?

Probably. Although there was a great PBS documentary that's gotten a lot of airtime. I particularly enjoy the testimony of the gentleman who said that Jim Jones offered to "stick it in your butt if you like". (He respectfully declined).

This is the old 70s one, and I had VHS copies of that and the Ambush in Waco movie where the guy who played Koresh was really good and creepy.

Yukiko is a total liar, they don't have asians in the UK.

Is that why Bod won't marry me? :tear

The Asians in that one Father Ted episode were funny.

:rolleyes

how do you go from "i'm sorry for making it awkward between us the other night" to "you should come home" in less than five minutes?

Put them in the same sentence ;)

you're good at this. are you a professional?

the best there is

the best i've ever had, at least.

Same girl still?

would it matter?

Yeah. If its the old girl I would say don't worry about it and look at a new girl. If it is a new girl I would come up with something to say.

The real question is how did he make it awkward.

You ignorant fucks! I already solved the problem, end of discussion.

That's your solution to everything.

I played "cornhole" for the first time this afternoon. This is not so much a forced-buttrape thing as a bean bag toss thing. I don't understand Ohio.

Tic-tac-throw is where its at.

All hail http://www.baggo.com/ the official Bag throw game.

what's up y'all

i just had a long day at work, now i'm home still doing work :(

It's Friday, you should take a nap.

i take naps every day, and today should be no different. but i have a faggot boss who can suck my ass and is a faggot

Just woke up from my nap, leaving for work soon.

Although I don't know if I really get any sleep, it feels as if I just hold my eyes shut for 2 hours. Haven't gotten used to the new rhytm :/

usually that still feels pretty good

Just finished watching King Corn. What a crazy world we Americans live in.


So glad I don't work anymore. I just fuck around and sleep all the time.

what time is it in finland?

how do you make the moneys then

23:31

Almost Saturday in Finland.

yeah

It has been a Saturday here for a week. :(

The key is to contract a disease that is disabling and has no cure.

:pagebrak

It's saturday in finland

yeah

Do you work on Saturdays, Ranski?

Yes, from 1.50 to 5.00 approximately

Do you also rob houses?

off to work

Having no energy sucks.

Speaking of energy...

THE ENERGIZER BUNNY WAS ARRESTED EARLIER TODAY....THE CHARGES.....BATTERY

I want to punch you. :lol

:picklehat

DANCE FOR MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Hey good morning Finland, how are you?
Your son was awake again and worked hard!

Are you already out of work?

I'm going out drinking.

yeah, finished my route

DRINKING TIME

approximately one and a half to five what? :rolleyes

DOLLARS

CASH MONEY BITCHES
P'ZONE TIEM

AND CHEESESTICKS

FUCKIN A

AND CAKE YOU BASTARD

and man that bitch was nummy

NUMMY NUMMY IN YO MOFUCKIN TUMMY

STUFFED

back to stoning on through the night