New b-movies just don't do it for me like mid-90s and earlier b-movies.

Oh man, is that a T-Rex Shark?

i'm so tired of cruising the bar for some tight sliz

Miami Vice, fuck yeah

dammit rankeri


stop trying to make miami vice happen

HAWAII 5-0, FUCK YEAH

YOU FINNLISH BASTARD

HAY GUISE a few of the professors at the art school I'm applying to watched me work in a portfolio development class and pulled me aside to say that they'll vouch for me

Grisly Gus, fuck yeah BIIIIIITCHES

though I imagine that they'd be repulsed if they ever were told just how much time I waste on MS paint :(

I remember one of the professors at my art school telling me not to spend all of my scholarship money on beer.

He didn't like me very much.

My art professor made us lug a 20-lb textbook back and forth to the AIC (art institute of Chicago...also known as the Ferris Bueller art museum) three times a damn week on the commuter train. She was nice though.

You should show them my ms-paint portfolio and see if they will vouch for me too.

THEN WE CAN CRUISE FOR SOME TIGHT SLIZ

Has this already passed through here? :eek

My phone doesn't show emoticons or embedded video as existing at all, so all I can do is quote and look at the coded link to the video that I cannot watch :( I'm sad now

DESCRIBE IT TO ME

CONVEY THE FUNNY EVEN IF THE JOKE IS BUTCHERED IN THE PROCESS, I DEMAND IT

FUCK YOU FOR IGNORING ME >:

I'M SORRY SAM, I DIDNT MEAN TO IGNORE YOU BUT I CAN'T AFFORD TO CRUISE FOR ANY TIGHT SLIZ RIGHT NOW, THE HIGH SCHOOL GIRLS IN THE PORTFOLIO CLASS WONT STOP TALKING TO ME DURING THE BREAKS AND THE HIGH SCHOOL GUYS CROWD AROUND THE EDGES JEALOUSLY AND IT MAKES ME FEEL LIKE A GODDAMNED WIERDO AND MY MORALE IS DYING SLOWLY :(

SERIOUSLY, WHEN WE ALL STAND UP TO LOOK AT EVERYONE'S WORK AND I MOVE TO THE FAR SIDE OF THE ROOM AWAY FROM THE CROWD THEY FOLLOW ME





THEY FOLLOW ME, FOR GOD'S SAKE, WHAT THE HELL

YOU GET NO SYMPATHY FROM ME DOG

JUST DON'T TELL DANNY :(

I'M TELLIN

NUH UH

YEAH HUH

SELFISH ASS

YOU HAVE TO BE NICE TO ME, I'M DEPRIVED

MY PHONE WON'T LET ME CAST MY IMPORTANT DOC MOCK VOTE

I can't stop watching the Trololo video.

:pagebrak

GODDAMNIT

:pagebrak
.

GUS

LAH LAH LAAAAAAAAH LAHHH LAAAH LAHHHHHHHHHHHH

Not here, but this dude is hysterical. Eduard Gil. A C-list (at least in Russia) singer from Smolensk doing what I believe is a vocal exercise (at least that's what I learned on the interwebs, so it must be true). Reminds me of a Socialist Lawrence Welk.

I think I saw his hair move once. :eek

The song is addictive - I can't stop humming it ALL THE EFFING TIME.

lalalala La lala La lala Laaaa lalalala Laaaa!
yayayaya Ya yaya Ya yaya Yaaaa yayayaya YAAAAAA!

EDIT: Apparently he's still alive and singing with a "Rock Band" with his son, Dmitri.

ONE TRICK OF A TINY BELLY!
LOSE A BIT OF YOUR BELLY EACH DAY BY FOLLOWING THIS ONE SIMPLE RULE!

STOP EATING SO DAMNED MUCH, YOU PIG.

The trick is to go buy a vibrating belt exercise machine like a real man

Drugtown mom learns simple trick to keeping your anus white!

He is. :) Thank you for the info, Sir. :posh

holy shit I'm high

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

what in the fuck did I just watch

That was big last couple weeks on Preston and Steve (ask the Colonel)

Col. was right about it being addictive. I saw it two days ago, and I can't stop humming it either.

I HAVE THE SHITS :(

Oh god, shut up. Preston and Steve are awful.

I think I'm in a red place with jerks. Holy FUCK I am high.

I HAVE THE WORST REEKING FARTS EVER UGH

poop

i can't stop drinking water

pee

I just ate six bananas. Now I'm making a pizza.

woooah cool man, log into xbox live and tell everyone

Whatever :rolleyes

I'm telling your dad

To each their own.

I'm guessing you were a "Barsky" kind of guy. :\

:pagebrak

DAMMIT

FUCK 22.12.2012

4.11.4006 BITCHES

ALSO, DAVID BECKHAM

Man I actually have nothing to do today, no lines to wait in, no having to wait in the dmv or AAA, no having to sit in a clinic for five hours, no having to sit in my car and wait for something to open or for some random jackass store manager to finally get off of their two hour lunch break so I can ask them why the hell they're jerking me around on my job application...

SO once again I'm still stuck at home, hovering over dinner cooking in a crock pot for six hours while the stew simmers and boils down SO I'M ON AN ACTUAL COMPUTER TODAY

Prepare for a glorious unleashing of bold and italics, previously unavailable on my phone, perhaps supplemented by underlined text, and prepare for me to be even more annoying

I would like to hear more about the stew, please.

Rice, ground hominy, diced carrots, potatoes (baked beforehand), black beans, corn, jalapenos, short (thickly cut) chicken strips (also slow-and-low baked beforehand, tender as hell now), thyme, cilantro, butter, a healthy dose of ground red pepper flakes, previously reduced/homemade chicken broth with secret seasonings that make it oh-so savory, sliced mushrooms, and a decent dash of pepper, why?

No he's probably a Kidd Chris (or is it Kidd Kris?) guy

I downloaded the entire Beatles discography the other day so I can listen through it all and finally legitimately back up my claim that I hate them

I was getting hungry.

Anorexia makes you hungry, yes

Did I mention that the crockpot dinner itself is turkey stewing in sherry, celery, green onions, and its own juices, to be further developed into tasty well-sauced goodness?

She cannot wait get her lanugo-covered hands on it and inhale the calorie-less vapors

I sure as hell remember watching live action Spiderman and Battlestar Galactica on SciFi (whenever they weren't playing Gigantor). What is he, twelve?


Now I can't go after Coolinator over him in good conscience. >:

Album #1: Please Please Me

Boring derivative pop songs and shitty doo-wop. There's a song called "Boys" where they sing about boys. Fuck this shit.

You should have started from their last album and gone back.

Rolling Stones were always better than The Beatles. Just sayin'.

Although The Beatles were a big factor in me realizing that all music wasn't complete shit. They're a good starting point for classic rock fags, I think

idiot

:lol

Are the Beatles only good because they were revolutionary? Do they continue to be boring by today's standards or am I going to get unexpectedly floored by some heavy shit coming up

I'm looking forward to when I get to Sgt. Pepper's, the most overhyped album other than Dark Side of the Moon (which sucks).

You're going to hate it because you already hate it so you're wasting your time.

I hate everything before I like it >:, The Leader >:

Then you're wasting your life.

Hate is a powerful ally, The Leader.


You would do well to embrace it.

Never. I am a Jedi, like my father before me.

:pagebrak

But not really. ;/

I guess what I said was a bit of a stretch too :)

BFFs! :)

Got Linux working on my previously blue-screened laptop. :picklehat

I read a lot of complaints about how wireless cards are shit with Ubuntu, but my Netgear setup pretty much worked seamlessly here. Better than it does with Windows, actually. :\

Also am still crazy on psychoactive substances, hurr

The Leader, you know you are pretty much my favourite poster beginning with 'The'. ;)

I thought the leader was making an action figure of Doc Mock but as far as I know, it never happened.

Babs calling the kettle stupid

WTF I DON'T PLAY PLAYSTATION FGGT

SURRY BUBS

WE'RE GONNA GO AMERICA ALL OVER THEIR ASSES

You might like certain tracks on Rubber Soul and Revolver and then again on Let It Be.

FUCK THAT

Actually, I'm a fan of Opie and Anthony, and I've listened to Ron & Fez since I first heard them seven years ago. So I'm not really into those morning zoo-type shows with a lot of "funny" celebrity impersonations, fake prank calls, and overly produced bits.

That said, I haven't heard Preston and Steve in ages, but I think Kidd Chris is just alright.

And I'm not into these "shock jocks", either. God, they suck.

DREW AND MIKE WRIF DETROIT MOTHER FUCKERS

I hear good things about Abbey Road and the White Album too. I've never even heard of Please Please Me until yesterday.

Babs, you have shit for brains. I'd rather be "boring" than desperately seeking approval from a group of people whose indifference towards me is rivaled only by that of my own parents.

Just the fact that some pretentious aussie fag, such as yourself, is sipping his cappuccino on his neat little mac book at his local star bucks makes me sick and full of disgust. Just because you read a T.S. Elliott novel and can recite some Kerouac doesn't make you the next fucking Freud. I bet you feel so fucking suave when you go buy a $5 beer don't you? Truly pathetic seeing as you think you're "someone" because you have friends on a god damn website. What's even more sad, is that you're trying to boast it like as if you're saying "IN YOUR FACE I MADE FRIENDS ON A FORUM BITCH". I guess you're entitled to just about anything then, so go ahead and state some fucking red neck statement you probably heard from watching Deliverance.

I don't think of a dude with cat's-asshole lips sipping a cappuccino in a beret when I think of Zhukov.

Suckoff isn't to bad, he's entertaining. I do not hate this man.

You're bullshitting. If you have a point, make it. Don't waffle when somebody doesn't agree.

So that has to mean I hate him because I stated how I depict him in my mind? I'm pretty sure he wasn't disagreeing with me about anything, unless you consider saying he rather be boring as a form of disagreement.

This is really fucking stupid now and I can't believe how fucking retarded some people on this forum really are.

GOD DAMN, SHIT JUST GOT REEEEAAAAAALLLLL

Why the hell would I care how you... depict me in your mind?


Also, I was less commenting on the fact that I have internet friends and you do not, and leaning more towards the 'you desperately want i-mockery to be your friend' angle.

Maybe the fact you're bringing it up when I wasn't even talking to you. Speak when spoken to...... bitch.