:pagebrak

I'd take the jetpack too, btw

this is bananas :(

sam is running against me :(

DAMN YOU AND YOUR FUCKING WARM WEATHER. I SEE THOSE SHORTS.

THOSE ARE CARGO PANTS.

BTW ELX, YOU GOIN DOOOOOWWWWWWWNNNNNN LIKE A SWEET MUFFIN.

:lol

Jesus Christ, does he have the brain of a fucking goldfish?

I hope he losses his password again

I want him to post more often. Yes.

I actually want him too as well :( He'll pop in whenever no ones around, pause, post, and bail out before anyone can make him cry :( He just wants to be loved, you heartless bastards


On a related note, have you guys SEEN Sam's avatar? That's the best goddamn ballpoint pen drawing I've ever seen in my life

There is a suggestion that they are a rare and hard to get item. Like I am suggesting she retrieve the ark of the covenant or the Maltese falcon. But she might just be refusing to stand up. :x

It is a proven fact that Papermate marker pens cure any form of cancer.

I would love to have a pee date with Tadao. Just to see if ..you know..we might mesh well. What, with his living with his parents and then sharing time with his gf.

No. I promise to not cross the streams.

I'D FUCK THE LIVING HELL OUT OF YOUR BONEY ASS AND THEN SERVE YOUR KID PANCAKES SHAPED LIKE HELLOKITTY. BUT I'M A ONE LADY KINDA GUY SO YOU'LL HAVE TO WAIT TIL I DESTROY YET ANOTHER RELATIONSHIP.

I don't really don't fucking think I'm drunk, but once as I got back and started writing and I just spent five minutes trying to fix my incorrect spelling of activites, hating the omnipresent red line smugly sitting under it AND NOW I'M SHARING, FUCK YOU

Sam's gonna be mad that hes sharing a pee date. :(

I WANT TO KNOW WHAT THE CONTEXT OF THIS IS

ONE MAN GATHERS WHAT ANOTHER MAN SPILLS

Anyone know of a good DVD ripper? I'm tired of pirating things I already own. It's dumb and the quality is always shite.

rip to avi?

Always a pleasure. :wank
Ain't she just the best? The Zuke needs to tie this one down before some other fella gets in there.

NO! SHE'S ONE OF MINE! HE NEEDS MY PERMISSION FIRST!

THIS IS HORSE SHIT

SHE GOT YELLOW FEVER

NO ONE WANTED TO PISS ON HER BEFORE I DID

NOW EVERYONE WANTS TO PISS ON HER

FUCK YA'LL >:

:pagebrak

I don't want to pee play with her. I want to fuck her mouth hole and cum all up in her hair. Then make her kid pancakes.

Hey, Shrubfest. Where you at? Lemme aks you sumthin'.

How you doin', gurl?

according to my kid's bathtub, hot water makes you Asian.

Chinese to be specific

well, duh, a japanese baby would be dumping that gel shit in the onsen and having the time of its life

A Chinese baby with a spit-curl.

That is it's ear.

Jap babies eyes slant the other way

Why the hell am I the only person in the United States that thinks Trailer Park Boys is funny as fuck?

My best friend loves it. He's an idiot though.

and why would the bathtub manufacturer think a parent would need to be reminded as to whether or not their baby's bathwater was cold or scalding hot

I think its hilarious :( My friends, my coworkers, even my brother thought it was retarded (and that kid still watches cartoons at the age of seventeen, WHILE SOBER)

My mother loves it. She's an idiot, though.

Dear Kitsa.

Bubbles is the best.

Also, what's wrong with cartoons? >:

I've met dozens of people who love the show. When I was deployed we would have 10 or people crowding around my laptop watching the seasons on DVD every night. I have met only one person who I introduced the show to that didn't like it.

BUBBALS


Depends on the cartoon

Glad to hear I'm not the ONLY ONE, though. I would have bet money that it would have been a big hits with my friends in Coos Bay OR, but it just went flying over their heads (as did my Bill Hicks dvds)

So that's what happened to my child!! :confused:

What brand is that, Kitsa?

TITSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

and i'm back. glowbelly did not come see me.
:(
she had a good reason though, but maybe next time.

Fisher-price, I think?

Yep, fisher-price.

http://www.walmart.com/ip/Fisher-Pri...i_sku=11315703

Know what every newborn child actually needs?

SEXYPARTYTIME

NSFW! >:

But safe for kids! :eek

woah that thing really does turn your baby azn :( the blonde mother has a blonde baby in one photo and then an azn-esque one in the next!

SHUT UP AND SHOW ME MORE LEG

CAUSE I LOVE YOUR LEGS BABY

YOUR BRAIN IS OK BUT I DON'T WANT TO RUB MY COCK ON YOUR BRAIN

SO SHOW ME SOME ASS CHEEK AND LEG BABY

Holy shit, you're right. I hadn't even noticed.

This is all too much to be sheer coincidence. Hot water plus fisher-price tub turns your baby Asian!

shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

it's not like you don't have a way to turn babies azn, tadao.

I got a vasectomy. :tear

TADAO CAN'T EVEN GET AN ERECTION WITHOUT CREAKING LIKE A OLD HOUSE IN A HARD WIND. >:

I GOT BANNED FROM GBFANS CAUSE I TOLD IT LIKE IT IS!


:CRY

What's GBFans?

http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/member.php?u=12183

Send him pm's telling him that he is a pussy fagt

IT'S A GHOSTBUSTERS FANSITE THAT TADAO AND I FREQUENT

http://www.gbfans.com/community/view...=19729&start=0

Cause i teased a fat fucker :(

But he hasn't been on for months. :\

fgt plkease!

Rock-et ship (x2)

I'm going on a trip
Far away
I am leaving today (x2)
Rock-et ship (x2)

My bags are packed
I'm ready to go
I'm ready to go-o

Ten, nine, eight, seven, six, five, four, three, two, one
Liftoff

Goin' to Planet X
There's a girl on Planet X
I don't know her
But that's alright
She don't know me either

Rock-et ship (x2)

I'm goin' on a trip
Far away
I am leaving today (x2)
Rock-et ship (x4)

Google Chrome says that website doesn't exist. Wait, no. Just that topic. :lol

You got blacklisted, Tadao. :lol

GUYS, I BOUGHT SEVEN BANANAS JUST NOW

BUT- HEADFAKE

I'M PROBABLY NOT EVEN GOING TO EAT THEM ALL

It's like my thread got ******ed. :(

Don't worry, Tadao. Them bitches ain't shit, yo.

you're too much of a douchebag to like funny things

stfu disease

http://www.mtv.com/videos/the-maxx-e...playlist.jhtml
SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM

THE MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAXX

:lol At least he's trying. The half-retarded little bastard can't even tell the difference a ballpoint pen and A STICK OF CHARCOAL, we needs to protect and support him

Anyone remember Liquid Television? Anyone? Fgts.

I DO.

OLD FGGT.

HIGH FGT!

WOW, WHO DELETED MY gbfans are fgts THREAD? WHAT A CUNT MOVE.

I'm gonna miss you, Tadao.

Gay :(

I'll miss you the most FZ

PROBABLY DR BOOGIE DOWN

Oh, this is melodramatic.

I want to know what it's like to be missed :(

We must get the greatest investigative minds on this, stat!

I remember Liquid Television. Wasn't that where Beavis and Butt-head were before they had the show?

And Aeon Flux before it was a shitty movie :(

Cincinnati man calls police because hooker shortchanged him in White Castle restroom:

link potentially NSFW

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive...tecastle1.html

Maybe there's only a certain amount of common sense in the world, and as the population grows, more people miss out.

also, it's cincinnati.

I remember liquid television! Most of the animators work for Augenblick Studios (Superjail!, Ugly Americans) now.

THE MAXX

Brothers Grump?

I have season 1 of THE HEAD on vhs.

hey sucky mcdickface! i hope you die to death!

I have taken out the garbage, lysoled, opened the windows, changed my clothes...WHY DO I STILL SMELL BABY POOP :(

It might just be your ocd. Sometimes I get to thinking that I smell stuff and it's just me imagining it.

maybe :(

I used to have a physician coworker who thought he was about to have a seizure every time he smelled citrus or coffee, since sometimes you phantom-smell those things before seizures.

Must've been a treat during coffee breaks

Should have slipped some coffee grinds into his pocket or something.